So, the boy cries you a sweater of tears, and you kill him. ~spongebob
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After seeing the dad how do I channel, I really wanted this one. I searched for it and, tada! Mom how do I? Seems rather new, but I love it anyway.
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I did not cry bc of a show for preschoolers, I fucking wailed. Y’all do not know how many tears I have cried bc of the masterpiece known as Bluey!!!!
#ikr#my baby is obsessed with this show and even though I’ve watched the entire 1st season every day for months#I’m still not sick of it.
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Extremely City white people are so fucking weird they see a pic of a deer and theyre like “its an Old God, tell me the wisdom of the trees Forest Lord … wow this is just like game of thrones” its a deer. Its a fucking stupid idiot animal it doesnt know shit
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so today I drove past a traffic sign that said 'hey teens buckling up is totes yeet yo'
i wish i was joking but after we screamed a bit my brother attempted to get a picture as proof, failed, and ended up with this masterpiece that pretty much sums up the whole experience

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[image description: a tweet by user @indigenousAI saying
"fun fact: as a DV survivor i cannot register to vote because doing so makes my address public. anyone who is fleeing or hiding from an abuser is automatically disenfranchised from the political process and this is a feature, not a bug"]
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Anyway adults saying “I don’t know isn’t an answer” is part of the reason I learned to lie and bluff so well.
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don’t know what the fuck is going on here but i love it
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the wikipedia article main image for Davy Jones’s Locker is simultaneously a mood and yet utterly classifiable
check out this nonsense
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hmmm. thinking there should be more alien discourse
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Straws?
Vacuums are the only thing that don’t suck if they break (source)
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