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My sister sent me this photo today with zero context and I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe
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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33
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aaaah!!! [hawks descend and sink their claws into my shoulders and try to carry me away but im too heavy for them to fly but they're so determined and brave that onlookers start cheering them on] aaaaaah!!!!!!
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a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints
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AuDHD is so funny sometimes like what do you mean my hyperfixations/special interests will last for years on end or possibly forever but they will cycle out every month or two with absolutely no transitional period or warning. like i will think about the same topic every day obsessively for 46 days in a row and on the 47th day with no visible cause adhd brain goes "ok! bored of that now" and autism brain goes "dw i got something queued up for ya" and i blast into full blown obsession on some other topic whose mental file folders haven't opened in 9 months. brain's out here treating hyperfixations like a crop rotation. once the dopamine runs out it cycles in another one but once something's in the rotation it never ever leaves. last summer we brought in one from when i was 11. it's so funny to me but frustrating too bc like. i cannot stress enough my inability to predict or control this. or how completely abrupt and random it can be
EDIT: seems this is more common among ND people than i thought, and probably not limited to AuDHD specifically :] i was just describing my own experiences and i'm not an authority, but i'm glad i'm not alone in this<3
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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.
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the mr beast extension has created a thumbnail that made me laugh so hard my body started hurting
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Tigers with a frozen milk brick on a hot day
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What I mean when I do not control the hyperfixation.
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I am done with ADHD. From now on I will only be HD. My resolution is crisp as fuck these days, you have no idea. Look at my pores, boy.
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