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tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page
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violence and death and dying and blood and guts and gore and violence and viscera and fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack
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we've been living in this apartment for two months now, and while we've observed most of our new neighbours (my slavic Windowsill Watcher Grandmother gene already activated), I don't think they had the chance to see us often enough to recognise us yet.
I do know, however, from my observations, that the tiny funny dog upstairs is called Gucio. I've passed him once or twice during his walk and heard his owners use the name - and, while both the dog and his owners are oblivious to our existence, Gucio became an apt topic of discussion in our house. you know, we hear barking, ha, that's Gucio, he must be home alone again! or there's a stick left by the building door, that must have been brought by Gucio and he was forced to abandon it before entering! a household name, really.
yesterday as I was leaving to go to the store, walking down the narrow staircase, there he is! tiny funny looking dog, slightly startled by me suddenly appearing on the floor he just reached on his tiny funny looking legs.
"good morning Gucio!" I say joyfully, the most natural thing in the world.
well. remember that Gucio doesn't really know me. so he looks at me in the most flabbergasted way a dog can look at a person. he is positively aghast. agog! not sure how aware dogs are of their own names but he seemed genuinely puzzled at the apparent stretch of social convention.
and as I try to contain my laughter, I see his owner standing on the stairs below. the woman is sort of awkwardly frozen, speechless, and she looks at me.
"you... know each other?" she asks.
is that not the funniest way to phrase it. is this not the funniest question she could have asked. ma'am do you know my dog? you went to school together perhaps? you've met? do tell, are you old friends? maybe you worked together? you know each other, my dog and you? this dog? you know him? he knows you? he never mentioned you I'm afraid
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I love in grace kelly when mika says he tried "a little freddie" bc it's like mika we are all friends here. let us be honest with one another. there is no way that the amount of freddie that you tried was "a little"
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See? This is what we’re supposed to do when you have extraordinary amounts of money and time.
They did it again
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This is niche, but I found a super clean recording of an entire Something Corporate show from 2003 on an old hard-drive
It's from St Louis, 12.12.2003
1. Fall
2. Punk Rock Princess
3. 21 and Invincible
4. As You Sleep
5. Drunk Girl
6. Forget December
7. She Paints Me Blue
8. Space
9. Wait
10. Konstantine
11. If You C Jordan
12. Only Ashes
13. Down
14. I Woke Up in a Car
15. Hurricane
I'll be putting it up on YouTube soonish, but here it is in mp3 format
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The Atlantic was born today, and I'll tell you how The clouds above opened up and let it out I was standing on the surface of a perforated sphere When the water filled every hole And thousands upon thousands made an ocean Making islands where no island should go, oh no
Most people were overjoyed, they took to their boats I thought it less like a lake and more like a moat The rhythm of my footsteps crossing flatlands to your door Have been silenced forevermore The distance is quite simply much too far for me to row It seems farther than ever before, oh no
I need you so much closer I need you so much closer I need you so much closer I need you so much closer I need you so much closer I need you so much closer I need you so much closer I need you so much closer
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LITTLE WOMEN dir. Greta Gerwig (2019)
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I never noticed he puts it on his wedding ring finger.
LITTLE WOMEN 2019 | dir. Greta Gerwig
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LITTLE WOMEN (2019) dir. Greta Gerwig
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I can't love anyone else, Jo. I only love you... I love you, Jo.
Josephine "Jo" March & Theodore "Laurie" Laurence LITTLE WOMEN│2019
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