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ik this has probably been said countless times but hey could y’all take a second to think before you post shit like “reblog this or you’re a Horrible Terrible Person” or “reblog this or you’ll have bad luck for _______” because i know it might not seem like a major deal but trust me, when ur a person with OCD and you come across that shit it’s like,,,, not very fun to deal with

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Chipotle

Hmm, Chipotle. Whenever I write it down I say che-pot-el in my head. -the ridiculously smart kid on the youth council 

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Cyanide and Ignoring Class

This kid in my class kept asking me questions about the toxicity of cyanide and I ask him 

“Are you planning something?”

and his response is 

“no, I can’t afford that much cyanide”

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Martin Luther

If Martin Luther could come back from the dead that’d be great because I have SEVERAL questions to ask him about the gender of a carrot

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The Grading Techniques of College Board

College board goes nuts when they see a guillotine 

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Aggressive Self Love

Love yourself or I’ll give you a tapeworm

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AP Exams

If you use the word bias college board will come to your house and kill your mom

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Historical Hotties

Zhou Enlai tho. I’d be communist for him

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Santa

Santa is a Russian Conspiracy sent to kill capitalism

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French Revolution

Girodin? Is that a kind of beer?

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They’re so precious

It’s okay.

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PipXHerbert

I read Great Expectations fanfiction and suddenly I was acing all the reading quizzes 

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Model UN

Person A: Right of reply?

Person B: Granted 

Person A: Bitch

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The French Revolution

OOH the reign of terror *jazz hands*

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College Essays

Can someone hit me with a car so I can write about it for my college apps 

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AP Lit

I can already see the L coming in the distance