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anyways i love this filter and im an angel
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This is so cool 💯 (I didn’t make this & use headphones)
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Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
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NHL webcam gets a surprise guest.
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As soon as you think “maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow” you’ve already lost
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When I hear police sirens getting closer
Me, a homebody who never does anything illegal: They found me.
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your signature has to be a unique identifying mark right? is there anything saying it has to be a scribbled version of my name??
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do you ever have those singers/bands that you’re ride or die with even though you don’t like their music as much anymore you still wanna support them and you love them as people
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me, texting a friend late at night: haha okay but i really should sleep, night dude
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i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
im not a pissbaby
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let carrie fisher cast the young han solo, i trust her judgement.
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Pros and cons of wearing all black
pros: hot as hell
cons: hot as hell
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