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oh okay

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Actually, people are good by nature and you’re a fool if you think otherwise.

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tbh the current default state of operating systems & internet browsers looks fucking indistinguishable from when i gave the family desktop one billion viruses downloading Free Neopoints Hack in 2005

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people talk a lot about how wild shit would have gotten in the fire nation if zuko had joined the gaang at the end of season 2 but i think we’re ignoring that there’s a solid chance that in “The Runaway” zuko and toph would have ended up committing actual highway robbery

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I think "fuck you, I hate your work and I will do it myself and I will do it better" is a really funny and epic sentiment. i started publishing poetry because an ex boyfriend of mine was publishing really ass poetry in a bunch of journals and I was like "Jesus christ, this is garbage, I could do that, and I could do it better." now I have a page in the Academy of American Poets and I've published a full length collection and his website says "former poet." You should win by succeeding way harder than they do. Spite is a legitimate energy source.

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Floating through inner space ✨️⁠

Red disk jellies (Poralia rufescens) are found worldwide and grow to about 25 centimeters (nearly 10 inches). They live deep below the sea surface to thousands of meters and are usually seen floating near the seafloor, where prey accumulates as a result of ocean currents. They use those trailing tentacles to catch their next meal, often smaller jellies or arrow worms. ⁠ ⁠ There are lots of gelatinous animals in the ocean, but when you hear the word jellyfish, you probably think of something like this. The so-called "true" jellyfish, a class called the Scyphozoans, are the ones you usually see near the ocean surface. Taxonomically, jellies are far more varied than the handful of examples that are used to represent jellyfish.

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Say hello to your new favorite sharks. 😍🦈♥️⁠

Deep-sea catsharks (family Pentanchidae) prowl the waters just above the deep seafloor, searching for small fishes and invertebrates. Their keen senses help them find prey in these dim depths. ⁠ ⁠ Much like the eyes of house cats, the eyes of deep-sea catsharks have a mirrored lens to see better in the dark. Called the tapetum lucidum, this layer of tiny crystals behind the retina reflects light back into the eye to improve vision under low-light conditions. Like other sharks, deep-sea catsharks also have a sixth sense. Tiny gel-filled pits—known as the ampullae of Lorenzini—under their snouts can sense the electrical impulses of prey, revealing a meal buried in the mud.⁠

Scientists have described more than 100 different species of deep-sea catshark from waters around the world. In fact, deep-sea catsharks represent the largest family of sharks alive today. Most are small, typically only 80 centimeters (31 inches) long. They often have a long, slender shape with dorsal fins set further back on their bodies. We have encountered four different catshark species off the west coast of the United States and the waters around Baja California.⁠ ⁠ Sharks help support a healthy ocean, but their populations worldwide are in decline. Overfishing, fisheries bycatch, and habitat destruction threaten these magnificent animals. Deep-sea sharks are particularly at risk because they grow slowly and reproduce late in life. Our work to understand deep-sea catsharks and their kin is providing information that resource managers can use to protect these amazing animals of the deep and the habitats they call home.⁠

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Our newest unofficial video series—deep-sea animals that dance better than you 💃

Most sea cucumbers live a sedentary life on the bottom of the ocean, sifting through sediment to find detritus that rains down from above. But some sea cucumbers temporarily leave behind the life of eating and pooping on the seafloor to go for a swim. They may do this as a defense behavior or to find a mate. Sea cucumbers have adapted in remarkable ways to master the challenges of living in the deep sea.

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For those of you that don't have Instagram, Doug Jones just posted this:

Which naturally, scared the hell out of everyone.

So he had to follow it up with this:

I love him so much

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extra fluffy slippers

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youtubers should do reverse sponsorships. just interrupt the narrative of the video to shit-talk some random company for 1-2 minutes.

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Hello Mr. Boot, you appear to have been reblogged in sticker form on a city bus in Reykjavík, Iceland

OH MY GOD?

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Probably the most supportive cis people I’ve befriended or just been around have just treated being trans as some shit that happened to me when I was younger. Like on par with being from California or having a younger brother sort of thing.

My favorite way a cis friend has referred to the time when I was living in girl mode is “when you were a young warthog”.

Like yeah Roman is trans, Jess’ brother is a dick, Rob over there has ten siblings. Same tone. Same level of importance.

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i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"