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they should invent activities for sleepy people with no energy

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during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm

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can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture

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I P address? baby it’s called the bathroom 😂

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who else up forming attachments to inanimate objects

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if i say “i’m working on it” just know that means i’m thinking about it really hard while doing absolutely nothing

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I hate how when you add ANY amount of new liquid to a boiling pot it immediately goes dead silent like…. Oh. You’re here 😐. The water molecules looking at you like

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Owowow

Getting Monocos mask tattooed on me as we speak

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Getting Monocos mask tattooed on me as we speak

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you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma

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Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies

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this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

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Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

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can you guys stop fighting over the same peice of lettuce. there is literally more right behind you

Don't get involved in things you don't understand

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truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem