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We Listen and Don't Judge

Until I was like ten, I enjoyed eating dog food. Sometimes even as an adult I have temptations.

We listen and we don't judge

When I was 7, me and my friends saved a fish from drowning

(Tag your moots)

@literallylink--who-tf-is-ravioli @sunlights-daughter @protagaster @somereaderinblue @fronzie @notesbyaphrodite

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I will find out in the most unhinged manner

I hope that, whenever Trump dies, I'll first learn about it in this hellsite through the Supernatural meme.

As God intended.

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Eyes, cause I'm gonna struggle on them

hmm artists what feature do you draw on the face first. this is for science btw.

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Ukrainian Independence Day 💙💛

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"Who do I talk then?" Get a Therapist.

hey so if you have secret prejudiced thoughts about an oppressed group. and you feel guilty about those thoughts. to be honest it isn’t very swagilicious when you go out of your way to turn a member of that oppressed group into your own personal confessional booth. I don’t need to know that you were secretly ableist about your wheelchair using coworker, actually. I don’t need to know that you used to hate trans people. you don’t need to make that my problem please

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FUCKING THIS

"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"

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Me with the FNAF movie

me after finishing a movie: wow! i really enjoyed that. lets look it up :) the reviews: absolute dogshit slop of a film. the writers should die. it was so slow i walked out of the theater befoer anything substantial happened. piece of shit. 3/10 me: okay! alright! wow!

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I am optimistic, I really need more information

So how are y'all feeling about the new Obey Me app coming out?

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Currently writing a fic with a darker baseline for it's content :)

I think the horror potential of Obey Me is sooo overlooked.

Like sir, you're living with seven of the strongest demons in Hell. And yeah, it's easy to forget that sometimes but the stuff you can do with it?

For example, a lot of people forget that Leviathan is literally the Grand Admiral of Hell's Navy. He's been to wars and he has most definitely killed people. Every brother—one way or the other—has killed people. And the potential it has is so high it drives me insane when people don't even think about it.

Yes, the game is light hearted but come on, you live with demons, the stuff they've done (and still do) can and will be morally wrong, and God, do I love it.

The brothers are still big shots in Devildom. Right under Diavolo himself. I like to imagine that a lot of demons are scared of them. You can't look me in the eyes and tell me that a lowly demon can have an argument with Satan, for example, and not get their head blown off. Death doesn't really mean much, especially when it's a low ranked demon they could find a million of in the span of minutes. The brothers are old asf and they've seen the wars in Devildom, too. They most likely fought in them.

Now you may have the argument of "But Mammon constantly gets kicked out of casinos, he gets beaten blah blah" and to that I say; He's Mammon. No matter how pathetic he may seem he's still the second eldest. And if you ask me, one of the most emotionally intelligent and mature ones among the brothers. The reason why Mammon is so often walked over is because he doesn't show his strenght. He has the emotional capability and general strenght to not lose his cool even if he's getting insulted by a low-life who he could obliterate in a second.

But back on track, as I was saying, I believe that all of the brothers have killed people, justified or not, and I just need more fics where they're horrifying demons. Batshit insane. A flick of the wrist and blood's everywhere. The angst you could pull off with it makes my mouth water. Like, just imagine accidentally witnessing one of the brothers killing someone and act like it's nothing. THE POTENTIALLL OH LOOOORDDDDDDD

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The brothers would have a collective fit lmao

It would be hilarious if in the new game Michael is added as a dateable.

(He should be right there when the royals, purgatory hall boys, Thirteen ‘n Mephisto are added imo)

But seriously think about it! Michael just skips all the awkward flirting moments ‘n any kind of dating- just to go straight to marriage!!! Very angelic if you ask me lolol

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I mean I can see why he's done with everything outside of Dinnertime, I'm surprised Lucifer is not in the grave by now lmao

Looking at how the chats and anime scenes with the brothers in particular are arranged, I think it's downright comical how orderly they all are.

Let's be real, every single meal at the House of Lamentation is a medium to severe disaster.

To get everyone on the same page, we're looking at:

Asmo and Mammon, who aren't exactly known for shutting the fuck up - Infact, these two couldn't zip it for more than two seconds to save their lives

Levi, who goes on hour-long tangents without prior warnings

Belphie, soundly asleep with his head in his stew, essentially waterboarding stewboarding himself

Beel doesn't need to talk, his eating is so loud

Satan either reads or snarks at everyone or starts shit with Lucifer again

Lucifer, who can barely hear himself think over all of it

Not to mention that several people regularly break the 'no books/phone/gaming device while eating' rule

Everyone is talking over each other with the china and cutlery crunching between Beel's teeth as the accompanying background noise

Lucifer attempting to get everything back in order, but order has never had the chance to set foot into the HoL in the first place

You can not look me in the eyes and tell me that with seven (eight with MC) people in this house, all of them behave.

That's an occurrence rarer than a fucking solar eclipse.

Especially considering that Diavolo+Barbatos/Solomon/Simeon/Luke are probably regularly over and it doesn't get any easier to contain the chaos with even more people around.

(Out of all those people, someone always has the zoomies guaranteed.)

Imagine having to deal with this two or even three times a day.

Every.

Single.

Day.

Imagine being like: Ah yes, time for dinner.

And knowing exactly that it's gonna be a disaster again.

No wonder Lucifer is so fucking done with everything lol

| divider made by @jeschalynn <3 |

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you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

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Functional Alcoholic Lucifer

I feel like, as a fandom, we moved on too quick from the fact that Lucifer gets drunk often when stressed and starts hugging inanimate objects? Like? Someone please hold the avatar of pride??

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I got Scarlet but I love this one better lol

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I just had to, omg I love him..

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The brothers + side characters as doms, subs or switches

Lucifer

He is a hard dom but on a very rare occasion he might bottom. His pride doesn't really want him to be lesser so he has to really be pushed for that.

Mammon

He is a switch but more of a soft dom. Don't get me wrong he can be rough but he is way too into it whining and begging but also loving being in control at the same time. His greed for your orgasms is also very high he even dismisses his own. He has no problem bottoming either as long as you praise him.

Levi

He's definitely a sub but if he is really in the mood or angry he can be a good dom. He isn't quite there yet with being as good of a dom as others so he usually is a bottom. He enjoys it either way feeling owned by you is exhilarating.

Satan

He is definitely a hard dom as well but he is more open to bottoming than Lucifer and no shock more aggressively than Lucifer too. He of course does all this within your consent but if you ask him he won't mind bottoming most of the time he just prefers being dominant.

Asmos

Switch all the way though he does like bottoming a bit more since he enjoys being pampered and doted on.

Beel

He is a soft dom mostly but can get rough if you'd like him too he has no shame whatever makes you happy. He doesn't really like bottoming much it just doesn't appeal to him he will try it once though if you want

Belphie

He is a switch. He can usually be lazy and just let you do whatever to him but also can get very aggressive and fuck you into oblivion. It's always on and off so it's never really expected.

Diavolo

Dom of course but he is also willing to experiment. He will bottom once or twice but prefers pleasing you and catering to your every need since his are usually always taken care of

Barb

Switch. He doesn't really care which one is done just as long as it's with you. He does like being dominant a bit more since he enjoys seeing you squirm

Simeon

Switch but more of a sub. He is always too shy to do much aggressive dominant things but on some days he may. He just usually begs and allows you to use him as you see fit

Solomon

Switch as well he doesn't care what it is. He feels pleasure either way and is only human to your very tempting advances.

Meso

He is a Dom but if you degrade him enough he will bottom. He is severely embarrassed about it though

Raphael

He is a switch but more dominant. He just follows whatever lead you want but if he's having a particular mood boost he will Dom you

13

Switch but she enjoys being more dominant. She loves being able to tell you what to do and you just listen so nicely.

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Scarlet ibises are vivid red wading birds native to South America and the Caribbean. They inhabit wetlands, feeding mainly on crustaceans, which give them their striking color (crustaceans like shrimp and crabs contain the carotenoid astaxanthin responsible for the color). Known for their long, curved bills and social behavior, scarlet ibises often nest in large colonies near water.