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*on their way to another tfil trip*

elton: finally we’re here, help and grab some bags.

sam: okay i’ll help *grabs his and a few other bags*

corey: *grabs two bags* oh, jake can you grab and shake out the carpet?

jake: uh huh *grabs the dog him, corey, and colby snuck in the car and starts vigorously shaking it*

sam:hoW diD yOu BRinG a DoG wiThOUt mE nOTicIng?!??!

jake: *still shaking the dog*

corey: JAKEOHMYGAWWWDPLEASESTOp-!

jake: yOu SaId tO sHaKE tHe cAR pEt

sam and colby: *screams*

elton: *shaking his head disappointedly and walking in the hotel*

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u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach

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WARNING: ANIMAL CRUELTY

Apparently people have been adopting dogs and either killing them themselves or dropping them to a kill shelter (and one even said they were flying them to poor Asian areas to be eaten) under the Twitter hashtag #pitbulldropoff

This is completely cruel and evil and word needs to get around about these demons so everyone knows what these demons are planning to do to dogs once they get ahold of them.

If you know someone or if you yourself is planning to give away a pitty by craigslist soon, DONT and wait for awhile!!!! They act like they’re going to adopt them and act all nice then they get rid of them, don’t be fooled!!

DM me for uncensored names!!!!!!!!

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Sometimes I’m tired of being nice. One day your femur will be mine

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a lot of people to this day think that a professional ice skater did those skating scenes from i, tonya (2017) but it was all margot robbie… she literally trained five days a week for five months and her skating coach was astonished with her progress AND SHE DIDNT EVEN GET NOMINATED FOR HER ROLE like her 3D head scans were taken and then were superimposed on her doubles’ faces when they skated close to the camera but for someone to train 5 times a week for 5 months… SHE HAS THE RANGEEEE

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Peter, in tears, trying to take one (1) normal group picture after 83 failed attempts: HOW DO I GET RID THE FLASH

MJ: *shoves Flash off the pier*

Peter:

Peter: that's not what I-

MJ: I know

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psa to tv writers: despite what you seem to think, people actually like seeing domestic, committed, in-love couples in stable and healthy long-term relationships 

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“Eleanor Roosevelt said that.” “Yes. Another special lady, like yourself.”

The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Garry Marshall

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Chicago PD Season 1 is just Jay Halstead being extremely uncomfortable with police brutality and abuse of power. 

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Harry: *tapping fingers on table*

Draco: *furiously tapping back*

Hermione: what is going on?

Pansy: they’re talking in Morse code

Draco: -. — –..– -.– — ..- .-. . - …. . -.-. ..- - . … -

Harry: *slams fists on table* *pulls out wand* FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK

Morse Code - No, you’re the cutest (hopefully it says that, I just put it in a generator lol)

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Peter: you guys need to be more positive

Peter: *trips and falls down the stairs*

Peter: wow, I got down those stairs fast!

Tony:

Tony: are you

Tony: are you doing okay

Peter, crying: N O

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Gyllenhaal: I noticed we have slowly started to phase the ‘B’ out of our bromance.

holland *down on one knee with a ring*: i mean i guess.

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Peter, @ 11:59 on September 19: Hey Mr. Stark, can you take me to Area 51?

Tony:

Peter:

Tony: Get the team, let's go

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tony: hey, kid. you ok?

peter, vibrating on the spot: i must join my comrades in the area 51 raid. join me, mr stark, and together we will unearth the aliens.

tony, scared shitless: you've literally been to space.