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Jason Sudeikis at the Las Vegas Aces vs Indiana Fever game in Las Vegas. - June 22, 2025.

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That's alright; I do like true crime, I like documentaries, I'm basically a sponge for information. My wife watches a lot of true crime, I'm not sure if i should be worried for my safety. She tried to watch one of my run of the mill tragedy documentaries, but found the lack of death boring. A lot of people have recommended the Gabby Petito documentary to me, but I haven't seen it yet. I've been making my way through the Trainwreck documentaries, and I watched the Oceangate one which --- truly haunted me. Sometimes the most bizarre things stay with me from these documentaries and give me nightmares. I watched Evil Genius and I had a nightmare because the way the guy's shirt sat on his body freaked me out. I had a nightmare after the Oceangate one too because they played sounds of the hull breaking after every test and it was popping like popcorn and I could hear it in my head for hours after I watched it. Aw, heck, I'm sure I'll be a distant memory to you by then but it'll be real sweet of you to watch anyway.

Oh, man. I've seen a bunch. So it's not feel good watches at all, but I've been watching some true crime documentaries that Netflix has. I watched one that has the Laci Peterson story, don't know if you have heard of her? I also watched a more recent one that had the story of Gabby Petito, which is really sad. I don't know why I've been putting myself through it, but that stuff interests me. I know you will be, and I will be watching it on TV looking for you.

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JSUDS: the absolute jumpscare of watching the 💩cruise documentary... and you're in it.

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Incredibly grateful for the years and the understanding. Oh it's so good, it's an easy watch but there's a lot of heavy subjects in it, like I had to step away a few times because I was sobbing. I also developed a bit of a crush on Raymond Ablack. That is a VERY handsome man -- hubba hubba! I'm not gay, but I can learn. It never stays quiet for very long; Liv has been in London this week so I've had the kids, and we're looking into homing a donkey, and there's always something to do on the farm. Quiet means something different when you're a family of 35. Usually it means trouble. Danger. Something absolutely horrific and traumatic has happened. Heck I'll take creative consultant. I'll add it to mine.

Sounds like everything unfolded exactly how it was meant to. I think it’s amazing when people can move on, build beautiful lives, and still speak kindly about the past. That says a lot about you, too. And okay, now it’s your turn to judge me because I still haven’t seen Ginny & Georgia. I know, I know… I’m behind. It’s definitely on my list though, and now that I’ve got your stamp of approval, I’ll move it up a few spots. I’m glad you’re soaking up the quiet before things get crazy again. And hey, if “compact and chaotic” makes it to my resume, I’m crediting you under “creative consultant.”

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Jason: Baby -- First off, are you okay? I’m real sorry you're going through all this. That sounds like one heck of a Friday night… and not in the fun, pizza-and-a-movie kind of way. More like the kind that leaves you feeling like someone shook your snow globe and forgot to let the flakes settle. Now, look— I know that kind of betrayal, mixed with big feelings, mixed with the whole world suddenly readin your texts like it's the morning paper? That’s a triple-decker stress sandwich right there. And I get it. I really do. Been there myself, remember? When I got my phone hacked after Olivia left, and the internet decided it knew my story better than I did. It’s a gut punch and a half. But here’s the thing—you’re not alone in this. Not now, not ever. You don’t have to carry the weight of “should’ve told her” or “forgot to mention” or “what will people think.” You’re human. You’ve made choices, some messy, some honest, some in-between. Just like the rest of us. And all that mess? That’s not the end of the story—it’s just the middle. Maybe even just a weird commercial break. You’ve got a big ol’ heart, and yeah, it’s been bumped around a bit, but I know it’s still got room for healing, for grace, and for doing the next right thing—whatever that looks like. So be kind to yourself, alright? I know I will be. And if you need someone to sit with you in the eye of this storm, I’m here. No judgment. Just a whole lot of understanding and maybe a buñuelo or two.

Eiza: That photo, Jase, it’s perfect. It says everything without needing words. I’m looking at it and just feeling so much love radiating from it. Thank you for sending it. And I loved the video, you could sense the emotion in your voice. I’m so glad your kids got to know him, even Etta. That name is such a beautiful tribute, and I know he’d be so proud. And yes, you’ve got a guest room now, officially. Sleepovers, forehead smooches, dad jokes, all of it. Now… okay. Deep breath. Something happened. Friday night Annie and I got into this massive fight. She mentioned, very casually, that she had hooked up with Jessica. Since it's already out there, might as well dump on my best friend. And yes, I kind of lost it. I know, I know, it was hypocritical of me because I never told her about us dating. Honestly, I forgot. Like genuinely forgot. But then, our phones got hacked. Those texts? Leaked. All of them. The world knows now. About us. About Jessica. About everything. It’s been a complete shitshow.

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Half a century. It's wild isn't it? Truly, it would not surprise me if it were, I would love to have an outie belly button and give it it's own personality. We'll definitely set something up. I like her a lot, she makes me laugh and gives the best hugs. Well, in between her play, and my filming schedules, we have a couple of road trips planned -- we're gonna head up to her cousin's vineyard in North Carolina, we'll likely spend some time at our beach house as well while we're in the area. What about you? Aside from sitting with your nose pressed to Ben Stiller's office window.

That is most definitely enough heads up and I wouldn't miss your big 5-0 for the world, you golden oldie. You know, the belly button misconception gets a lot of people, and I hate to say it, but... I think it was done on purpose, for that reason. We've bumped elbows, I think, but not formally met -- and I would love that! If you like her, I'm sure she'll be a quick friend of mine, too. Do you two have any fun summer plans lined up?

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Jason: She's in rehearsals at the moment, I've had the opportunity to run lines with her at home, she's going to be amazing. Yes! She's Eva. I'll grab some tickets for you for sure. Jason: It's a lot of pressure, a lot to live up to, people have high hopes! I know -- time really is flying by. She'll be answering back before we know it. Golly, you're always so busy, I admire you! How is the wedding planning coming along? Do you have a date?

Jessica: Is she doing Tennessee Williams? God! You know I’m passionate about his work and his plays — I can never get enough of them. I need to see Liz on stage. Is she playing Eva? I definitely need to be in the audience. Jessica: You're good at keeping secrets, darling. I can’t blame you. She's already three months old? Why does time go by so fast? I’m good, darling — I’ve been spending time with my kids and Sarah while we keep planning the wedding. No one told me it would be such a long process! At the same time, I’m still working on this project about Marlene Dietrich and trying to find a distributor for Long Day’s Journey Into Night.

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Jason Sudeikis and his daughter Daisy at the USC WBB vs Notre Dame game in LA. - November 23, 2024.

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JSUDS: Not sure why everyone gets so embarrassed by the singing cupcake vending machines. I be waiting for my cupcake like

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Oh, Meef. I love you. More than the stars in the sky. You make waking up feel like Christmas morning, even on a Tuesday. I know it’s been a bumpy stretch lately — like riding a unicycle on gravel — but through every twist, every turn, you’ve had my back like the world’s coziest hoodie. And I hope you know I’ve got yours just the same. You’re my lighthouse in the fog, my halftime pep talk, and my full-time heart-thief. As for Daisy and the donkeys — well, shoot, if she’s lookin’, we better start clearin’ some space in the backyard and brushin’ up on our braying!

Have I told you lately how much I love you? How summer just brings to mind how nice it is waking up beside you? How much I know I have your back as you have mine? The busy-ness may still have me a little freaked but...I know these last few weeks, even month has been a hard one, but baby you and I have never slipped in this love. Also Im not bribing you but Daisy may be looking at donkeys. Ok this may be a warning.

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Jason: I'll have to drag the video down again, but here's the photo. I'll send this your way too. I just can't believe it's been a month already. I'm just glad my kids got to experience him -- even little Etta, who we named her after him. A guest room!? We're gonna have sleepovers??? I'm literally kicking my feet as we speak. You're adorable, did I tell you that? I owe you a forehead smooch. I mean buying a house so you're closer to her is still a STEP. That's a commitment. Also, as a parent myself, I'm sure she really appreciates you giving her the time with her babies but also giving the babies time to come to terms too. Maybe two forehead smooches, I can't with you. Who are you?? You're so cute and smitten and shiiittt I love this side of you.

Eiza: You’re going to have to send me that magazine picture, and the video too, please. Actually, send me everythinggg. I want to see it all. I can't imagine how much you miss him but I know he was there with all of you, and he will always be with you. You honor him in such a genuine way. It’s felt, and it’s powerful. He’s lucky to have had you, and you him. You better outstay your welcome, I’m already mentally assigning you a guest room. But nope, we’re not moving in together. I’m getting a place in Connecticut to be closer to her, like, very close to her neighborhood, but we’re not under one roof. Yet. She’s a mom, you know? And I never want to crowd that space she has with her kids. It’s sacred. I already get to spend a lot of time with Jack and Jonathan, and I adore them, but I want to be intentional and respectful about what I’m stepping into. I don't want to disrupt their dynamics. We’re taking small steps… but they feel really right. Maybe in the future.

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Oh it did. It wasn't fair. She has a beautiful family now, and of course I have my three children and have since remarried. It definitely was a smart decision. I recently binged watched all three seasons of Ginny & Georgia, that's an emotional rollercoaster, but so good. I'm making the most of this time I have because I'll be busy soon. That's absolutely you; compact and chaotic needs to go on your resume, I fear.

wow, six years. that’s a real chapter. sounds like it ended with a lot of respect, which is rare and honestly kind of beautiful. I love that you speak so highly of her and yeah, it totally makes sense with where both of your careers were headed. sometimes timing just doesn’t line up, no matter how much you want it to. and yes, the new cannot come fast enough. I’ll be right there next to you pressing my ear to that writers room door. stoppp. I’m obsessed with being compared to a swiss army knife and a battery pack, compact, chaotic, and somehow always useful. I’ll take it.

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Jason: I am proud, I'm proud of everyone involved. And I got a new super cute picture of Kathy & Dan outta the KC Magazine for the event. There's a video of the hat waving, it was honestly so special. He would've grumbled at all the attention, but he would've been so moved by it. He's such a special person, I love him a lot, and I miss him every day. Oh so it wasn't JUST me? I'm hurt. But you guys moving in together? That's a STEP. How are you feeling? Be prepared for me to outstay my welcome.

Eiza: I love you more, buddy. I just got chills reading that. $4.9 million? That’s incredible! You should be so damn proud. The work you and the whole team do for Big Slick is already beautiful, but this year? Honoring him like that? My heart. I can picture the hats waving at the stadium and I’m tearing up just imagining it. I’m really proud of you, bub. You carry him with so much love. I mean, annoying you was taken into consideration when making this decision, but I just hated living across the country from Annie. So, yeah, I’m getting a place in Connecticut to be closer to her. I’ll be splitting my time between LA and the East Coast. We’ve been meeting with a realtor, touring all these incredible options, and we finally found the one. I’m going to make an offer. It’s gorgeous and has more than enough space to host family, friends, you name it. So, fair warning, expect frequent invites.

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JSUDS: Good morning exclusively to my son, who recently discovered Basement Jaxx and played them at full volume this morning when I could not get out of bed.

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Jason: Thank you for being amazing all the time, I love you. The actual event itself was the end of May, funds are still being raised through merch sales and stuff but we hit a new record and raised $4.9mil for Children's Mercy. I say it every year but I'm humbled by the whole thing, people donating their time, their money. This year hit harder because it was the first year without the big man and although he wasn't with us in body he was definitely with us in spirit. Tributes were paid in many ways, the stadium had his picture up on the Kauffman before the game and everyone waved their hats for him. I wore his name on my back. We ended the whole thing singing the Cheers song. Mom cried. It was special. Uhmmmm are you getting a place JUST to annoy me or is there additional motivation behind this? Asking for me, I'm nosy.

Eiza: I can imagine, bub. No worries at all. How's Big Slick going? And you know I'm here for whatever you need. I'm getting a place in Connecticut so, I'll be able to annoy you in person more often now.

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Kay? Yeah; we were married for 6 years, we divorced simply because our careers started to blow up, she was producing for 30 Rock and had more projects upcoming which she was writing and directing, I had gone from being a writer on SNL to being a cast member and I was now getting like... movie offers. We just didn't have time for each other anymore. There's no bad blood at all. It was so good, I need season 4 as soon as possible, I will have my ear pressed up to that writers room door and when that's out, I'll try not to fall behind. Exactly, like a battery pack or a swiss army knife.

wait, she wrote those masterpieces?? I definitely didn’t know you’d been married to her. Makes sense though, it seems like you’ve got a thing for wildly creative women. Hey, look at you, finishing Severance! proud of you. wasn’t it just pure, slow burn brilliance? so yes, the bullying can officially stop. exactly! I am pint-sized, thank you very much, portable, efficient, and easy to carry out of chaotic social situations.