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cr: [@/svntn.ka via ig]

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*new yorker voice* bada bing

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cr: [@/svntn.ka via ig]

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please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

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Actual Reasons Why People Were Dumped

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story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”

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“So you see,” said the Royal Advisor, wringing his hands, “the curse states the princess will die on the night before her twenty-fifth birthday–”

“Hang on,” said the princess, “‘ON the night before’–”

The Advisor nodded grimly.

“So what you’re saying is that, until that one specific date, I am effectively immortal?”

“Technically yes, but then–” the King stammered.

“Wow,” said the princess, who was sixteen and did not possess amazing impulse control. “I’m gonna go teach myself how to juggle chainsaws while hang gliding over shark-infested waters, catch you chuckleheads later.”

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Calum on the band snapchat (wearefivesos) - March 28, 2016

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Calum on the band Snapchat, March 28th 2016.

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What’s “Kinda Hot” For 5 Seconds of Summer? [+]

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when the sun hits your laptop screen just right 

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Olay şöyle baktıracak kadar sevdirebilmekte kendini beeee

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