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Imagine if you will

An actual conversation with a guy on tumblr

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Do guys seriously think that I'd be turned on by a picture of their dick?

Who do you think you are?????

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I MISS MY DADDY FUCK

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Dad is making me eat dinner even though I said I'm not hungry

I OVERATE AT LUNCH AND GOT A TUMMYACHE IM FINE 🗣🗣

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You're so right

Turkey Tom when he had the disgusting shoulder length hair a year ago is so sexy oh my

He's so ugly I want him

Wendigoon too 😛😛😛

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Turkey Tom when he had the disgusting shoulder length hair a year ago is so sexy oh my

He's so ugly I want him

Wendigoon too 😛😛😛

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Me pondering where I could find the exact type of man who would never even touch tumblr on tumblr

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One of the biggest ways to know if a guy watches too much porn is when he thinks chicks feel good when you squeeze their tits

It's just fat guys it's like squeezing a stomach

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Kurtis Conner is a funny YouTuber but I don't know what he gets out of shitting on religion like "haha conservatives believe in god so I don't" is such an asshole mentality, like i'm religious (it's complicated) and i'm not like "there's nothing that proves atheism you guys are freaks" I don't CARE if you don't believe, I care if you're a dick

Rant done

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Stop asking me my height I feel so pick me

Feels like I'm saying

"I-I-I-I-I'm- im so tiny and little and petite..."

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All these messages make it feel like im answering work emails someone start paying me

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I need a guy who has the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once but I'm kinda one of those melodramatic fools (like, neurotic to the bone)

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So nonchalant I'm scared to talk to people

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Having small tits just means I never have to wear a bra with tight shirts work smarter not harder

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Im such a huge fucking nerd yesssssss let me talk about cartoons for hours yesssss im a little autistic

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Get you a girl who's controversially young and lowk weird

I love you lana del rey junko posing image

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I hate being a woman fym I'm leaking miscellaneous fluids