summongodzilla

[summongodzilla]

Godzilla is back after taking a nap motherfuckers. You petty humans sure fucked shit up in the last few years

[summongodzilla]

End of the world parties are crazy. Meeting up with old friends, getting drunk, scaring the fuck out of humans and shit.

[summongodzilla]

Fuck yeah.

[summongodzilla]

The world is so close to it's probable end and i, since i have exams am sitting in front of my computer wasting time while i should be studying. And all i would like to do right now is have a beer with my friend, the other owner of this page. Unfortunately he is stuck in another part of the country, also studying for his paper.

RAWR!

Enjoy the apocalypse, motherfuckers.

[summongodzilla]

''Rawr!''

-Me

[summongodzilla]

So i ate his family.

And that's basically why he got all emotional, found that human chick and got himself killed.

Douchebag.

[summongodzilla]

Now if i was motherfucking Godzilla coming out of the fucking sea to make you piss your little pants, that's the music i'd be coming out to.

Bitches.

[summongodzilla]

I'm coming, little bitches.

[summongodzilla]

Like i said, don't piss me off.

[summongodzilla]

Hungry. Need. Food.

Omnomnonmnomnom.

[summongodzilla]

Don't judge me by what I eat. Fuckyou.

[summongodzilla]

Oh boy. Paparazzi these days. Leave me alone or I will eat you too. 

[summongodzilla]

Please buy this TShirt and support my trip to Tokyo on 21-12-2012.

[summongodzilla]

Weekend Plans.

[summongodzilla]

Understand motherfuckers. I sank the Titanic.

[summongodzilla]

New predator

Welcome the other Godzilla! The guy who i'm sharing my apocalyptic plans with is now a part of the Godzilla clan.

Lets feed.

Rawr!