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Elise Ferguson, BE, 2018, Pigmented plaster on paper, 62.9 x 43.8 cm.
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can't believe behooves is a real word english is so funny. behooves should mean something horse related. need to email the dictionary people
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Me, updating my fic: Readers, I need to end it on this point to keep tension high and give you an enjoyable reading experience
Readers, eyes wide: you CLIFFHANGER readers???? You play with their poor hearts like the FOOTBALL? oh! jail for author!! jail for author for one thousand years!!
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yike, the greek goddess of passive distress and mild horror
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Metztli was the goddess (or possibly god) of the moon, the night and farmers in Aztec mythology. They were likely the same deity as Yohaulticetl or Coyolxauhqui (both moon goddesses) and Tecciztecatl (moon god); like the latter, who feared the sun because of it’s fire. The moon and sun were at one time equally bright. Fearing the earth would burn under the light of two luminaries, one of the deities threw a rabbit in the face of the other, and the one struck darkened to become today’s moon. Henceforth it is possible to distinguish a figure of a rabbit on the moon’s surface. During a full moon, the ‘Rabbit in the Moon’ becomes readily visible. (Elie Saab Spring 2017 Haute Couture Collection)
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i mean, there’s typecasting
and then there’s playing a version of cinderella’s stepsister four times

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productions


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when i was in elementary school, i thought that the reason we were supposed to capitalize the first letter of people’s names was as a sign of respect, so i always refused to capitalize the name of my fourth grade teacher or george bush, because i did not respect them
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if someone tags your shitpost as unreality maybe dont make fun of them for that because. psychotic ppl exist and deserve to have fun online too.
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actually strength is one of the funniest stats to dump. like oh, i’m terribly powerful and scary. my spells WILL knock you on your ass. i want to bend reality to my will. i lifted a heavy piece of wood and broke my back.
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they’re my kids, your honour.
in order: elwynn, irene and lex.
picrews used: x (stats), x (images)
#dnd#oc: elwynn#oc: irene#oc: lex#lex is a bloodhunter not a ranger but it was the closest option lol#irene's alignment is actually *shrugs* bc i'm terrible at playing evil but she's ne on her sheet#oops! no strength#also elwynn's skin is more of a mint colour but it was the closest the picrew cold get#in order: chaos arsonist witch bitch and nonstop anxiety#city watch is also not correct she was security for a private company (and also has a contract w an archfey but shhhh she doesn't know that)#fun fact: elwynn is the smartest person in the group w her 14 int. it's a problem.
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Casual cruelty has become so ingrained in a lot of people because we live in a society that is structured in a cruel way. To be quite honest you are obligated to consider the harm of your words and actions no matter your personal hardships.
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