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@metaldamage ! #Avatrice #WarriorNun #SaveWarriorNun

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Camila: HEY HEY-

Beatrice, whispering: Shhh, Ava is sleeping.

Camila, whispering: Sorry.

Beatrice, whispering: What’s up?

Camila, still whispering: So, there’s a fire-

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Beatrice: How long does your ideal hug last?

Ava: 38 to 45 minutes.

Beatrice: That seems really impractical.

Ava: You said ideal, not realistic.

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Ava (bending over): Ahh, fuck me.

Beatrice (staring at Ava's ass): I can't right now. I'm trying to eat.

Ava: What?

Beatrice: What?

Camila (while eating salad in the background): Bea said she can't fuck you right now.

Yasmine (while eating nougat from a safe distance): Yeah, Ava. She's trying to eat.

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Bonus:

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really shouldn't test her when it comes to work.

wow two fanarts in a day? i'm feeding yall well this year.

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subvert your vows

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*shakes sprinkle can* they can have a little domesticity. as a treat.

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Boy oh boy I hope no one downloads every episode of warrior nun and puts them on a shared Google drive so we don't have to go back to netfux to get our warrior nun fix. Sure would be a shame if people were to then download the episodes from that drive and keep them on CDs or removable storage.

Anyway in totally unrelated news, check out these cool home videos my uncle made. He's the captain of a ship and he has an eye patch and a parrot. Yohoho.

Edit: poor uncle Roger is very bad with technology but he's dealing with issues as they arise, please let me know if you find any problems or check back later.

Don't forget to cancel netflix! Sign the petition on change.org, end all your tweets with #savewarriornun and FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE A VPN!!! if you don't know what that is, ask a friend or Google it. ARRRR!

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Ava: *banging her sword on the table out of agression*

Beatrice: Treat your sword with respect. How would you like it if I banged you on the table?

Ava:

Ava: I don't know the correct answer to this question.

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swap jackets with me?

commissioned work for @avt-korra based on @yashastrongarms's "Love Thy Neighbour" fanfic!

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mary: What colour are bea’s eyes?

ava: They're brown, with hints of light brown when the light hits just right

mary: And when was the last time she smiled?

ava: This morning at 10:32am.

mary: Right... and when is my birthday?

ava:

mary: When is my birthday, ava?

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Beatrice: Okay, I need you to swear-

Ava: Fuck

Beatrice:

Beatrice: Swear as in promise...

Ava: oh

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Shannon: *arrives*

Mary: You came.

Shannon: You called.

- meanwhile -

Ava: *arrives*

Beatrice: You came.

Ava:

Ava: “That’s what she said” eyooo!

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Lilith: Welcome to the Fuck Ava Silva Club, where we say fuck you to Ava!

Beatrice: oh

Beatrice *standing up*: yeah no I think there's been a misunderstanding

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In the midst of a battle in the holy war…

Ava: Bea, marry me!!

Beatrice: really? now‽!!

Ava: is that a yes?

Beatrice: yes!!

Ava: Camila!! Marry us!

Camila shooting with a crossbow: seriously‽!! now‽!

Ava: yes!!!

Camila: fine!! Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of-i don’t have time for this. I now pronounce you two wife and wife!! now kiss!!

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Beatrice : You were not supposed to do that.

Ava: God had other plans for me.