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i really think rose quartz is the voice of our times she was suicidal she was bisexual she was a libra she was fat she was horny all the time she was pink she went to war against herself she fumbles people who demand emotional intimacy from her she has a very loose grip on reality she loves everything and hates herself she somehow has mommy issues despite belonging to a species where mothers do not exist her boobs are self-made she was into soundcloud rappers she has committed identity theft and a hundred other war crimes she has several pet lions one of which is a zombie and she couldn’t break out of herself. peace and love on planet girl

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"i want morally grey female characters" you fuckers could barely handle rose quartz

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i made this at like 8 am before passing out

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He's 26 years old. I know the show infantilises him sometimes for comedic effect, but it's very clear he's one of the most level-headed and capable members of the agency. And he's incredibly, transparently, autism-coded.

every time a fandom dumbs down a very interesting nurodivergent character to “stupid dumb dumb child infant who’s smol and innocent and needs protection bc he’s just a baby” an angel fucking dies btw

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it is 2015. phineas and ferb, the amazing world of gumball, and steven universe are on the air. you are currently playing undertale

it is 2025. phineas and ferb, the amazing world of gumball and steven universe are back on the air. you are currently playing undertale

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credit

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My sister and I would play a game where she was a human trafficker and I was girl locked in his basement and I had to try to escape

friend just told me that he and his siblings used to play a game called "abraham lincoln and the slimy slug" wherein one person is abraham lincoln, with a full range of motion, and one person is a slimy slug inside a sleeping bag

and they would fight. and of course abraham lincoln would just beat the absolute shit out of the slimy slug

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FINISH MOTORSPORT PLEASE GOD

stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

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Here's a very cool umamusume fact that I found on [The site that shall not be named]

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When I was 14 I tried to read Beatles slash fic bc I was obsessed with yaoi and the first one I clicked on was this johngeorge body swap fic and one of the lines was like "oh you bloody bastard you wanked my cock" and I haven't been able to read rpf since

no idea why you felt the need to tell this to Me in particular but that's incredible. oh you bloody bastard you wanked my cock

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no more catboys. catmen . 28 yr old washed up depressed catman downing his 5th whiskey glass and his cat ears twitch depressedly

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Chuuya sings "Manchild" by Sabrina Carpenter in the shower and Dazai wonders "what did I do wrong this time?"

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Chuuya may be Dazai's dog but there's no doubting the Dazai is Chuuya's bitch

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shaving your pussy should be considered self harm