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children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

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"Did you know people are masturbating to your smut fics-- 🤢" I hope they get twice as wet as I did writing it, mind your fucking business.

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it seems like it’s normal to follow several hundred blogs on here?? why do you guys hate yourselves so much i follow 68 blogs and it’s a lot sometimes

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what .

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For the first time in Saint Louis Zoo history, a cheetah has given birth to 8 cheetah cubs .

Awww look at their faces! I want to cuddle them!!

But I wont. 

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Not to critique evolution, but I would think orange and black stripes wouldn’t be as good for camouflage in a forest as, say, green and black would.

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“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

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31 july 1981, a special day in a little family

Happy birthday, little Harry

You're so surrounded by love. It will save you more than once!

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You know how there's some story tropes, narrative devices, etc, that nobody really does anymore, but that used to be the absolute chewed-through cliché that everyone expects to be there - not because anyone likes it, but because what else would there be? But now nobody does that anymore. And that's why I think people should pick those up again, because they've been on the shelf for so long that it'd actually be refreshing and new again.

Like having a main character who's essentially just a narrative device, a POV character who has nothing to do with the plot, and is only observing it from the sidelines. Except this time around, instead of mincing about with the way such characters awkwardly turn out seeming unintentionally catty and judgemental, just make them be that way on purpose.

The seemingly timid and innocent quiet witness who just always happens to be in the right place at the right time to see All The Shit Go Down, whom every single one of the other characters considers their one true loyal confidant who would never judge them (incorrect), but instead of having the author white-knuckle wrangling them to appear like a genuine and sweet person, this POV protagonist is just sitting there with a bucket of popcorn, watching their supposed friends be the messiest disasters alive, casually thinking

"Wow. I don't respect any of you people."

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looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame

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"i'm gay" "i'm straight" okay? it isn't my fault i was given those beans? you persuaded me to trade away my cow for beans? and without those beans there'd of been no stalk to get up to the giant in the first place?

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an underrecognised tragedy of AI slop isn't just that any piece of contemporary art could be AI, any news reel could be AI, it's that now just any video of something vaguely nice and whimsical happening in the world could be AI

this is about the trampoline bunnies

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every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

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the problem with making friends is that some people don’t want to talk about kpop demon hunters all the time

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I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators