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i’m just tryna have a nice time despite knowing facts and information
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POV: You mention Leitner in front of the Beholding Avatars
#pov one of the above is about to beat you within an inch of your life#spoiler it's not Gerry or Elias#the magnus archives
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someone on twitter is trying to claim that use of an em-dash is an indication of AI-generated writing because it’s “relatively rare” for actual humans to use it. skill issue

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Don't make me pull out my Arthur Lester wound stats

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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:
1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.
2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.
60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.
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"i'm gay" "i'm straight" ok? well i am drowning, there is no sign of land. you are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand and i hope you die, i hope we both die
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SPN reunion on The Boys got us all like XD

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me making my oc a worse person
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CLAWING AT THE WALLS
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I love the concept of Tooks. "Everybody in the Shire is very very businesslike and respectable and has no use for adventures except for this one entire family of mad lads who also run the municipal government"
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