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"No, don't do that. They'll put it on tumblr and you don't want that. NO! STOP!"

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superhydrophobic spray-on coating

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Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

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There is this guy on the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire bus ride in third person. Today was the only day I have been on the bus with Jeff where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said “Jeff dramatically looks out of the window while sighing. Jeff just couldn’t understand why people had to be so rude.” The person who told him to shut up now looks like he is going to cry out of frustration.

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reblogging. FOREVER.

omfg their faces in the background are p r i c e l e s s 

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we moved houses like a year ago and my mom found the garage opener to our old house today so we drove to the house to see if it would work and we saw the new owners working in the garage and we sat there opening and closing their garage for like 10 minutes and they were getting so scared they probably think satan is in their house and im laighinf so hard

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does masturbation count as exercise if so then yes i’m very athletic  

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my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

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if countries were students

Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh

America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates

Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day

England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang

New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks

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my biggest regret in life is that i didn’t make a tumblr a really long time ago and save a good url

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Ive found. The hell