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reblog if you’re asexual, support asexual people or really really want a crossbow for literally no reason.

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dude i want U to know im so ride and die 4 U bro if U were a prty member in a JRPG bro and i could only have 4 dudes in my party bro i would always have U in my party U would be so high leveled in the JRPG dude U would have the secret spells

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— Rep. Jim Clyburn

— Rep. Susan Wild

— Rep. Maxine Waters

— Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (in reference to the previous statement by Maxine Waters)

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not saying I want to undergo demonic possession but. might be a nice lil break to let someone else steer for a while

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what’s the thing you had to miss out on because of Miss Rona that you’re most bitter about?

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The inherent fucking racism/xenophobia in the “Save Christmas” rhetoric????? They imposed lockdowns twice right before Eid, countless Hindu, Jewish, Buddhist and more holidays went by in lockdown and now that its Christmas it’s somehow more important? People out there telling all of us that our holidays and religions don’t matter and we have to step up for society (which we did btw) are now going “oh no not Christmas whatever will we do??” Now that it’s YOUR holiday you finally pay attention? Fuck off. We could have been careful and ended this months ago but y’all decided to play around until it came to Christmas. The government deciding to not give a shit about Eid but decide to “protect Christmas” tells you everything you need to know.

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summer party small talk 

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Important question: Has the wizarding world discovered vaccines and is Hogwarts vaccinated?

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you do know that when jewish and romani people say “never forget” we mean “learn about the holocaust so you can recognize the warning signs of facism and genocide” not “repeatedly bring up the holocaust whenever anything bad happens and exploit our pain and trauma to make people care about your cause” and when we say “never again” we mean “take action to prevent any stage of genocide on any scale by any means, hold collaborators responsible and don’t be complicit” not “only care about genocide when it’s too late”, right? or did you think it was just a fun catchphrase?

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I hope that “between the crematorium and the dildo store” becomes a famous saying for whenever a person has lost in the most pathetic and undignified way possible. Sort of like how we still use the phrase “crossing the Rubicon” two thousand years after the event. 

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what a week huh?

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i think the person writing these headlines deserves a raise

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