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Idk why I laughed so hard at this

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Some crazy lady was going to cut your heart out and you wanted more specific instructions? Perhaps you’d want it in writing! Or a diagram, maybe!

11 years of Stardust (August 10th, 2007)

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gay steve

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I dont have any good ideas for posts right now

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spending 90$ all at once: bad

spending 30$ three days in a row: somehow not a problem

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Maybe only cats can become ghost. That’s why ghosts just knock over stuff and make noises at night.

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Me on ellen

Ellen: so I heard you like zuko from avatar the last airbender?

Me: yeah

Ellen: *burns my face and sends me on a three year journey to regain my honor*

Me: omg ellen you didn’t :,)

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My favorite misunderstanding I’ve had to clear up so far was a Japanese person asking me about the word “fuck”. Because apparently someone had told him if he said “fuck” in America that he might be killed on the spot. Which I think is the funniest lie that I’ve ever heard

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well the verdict is in i guess, freckle’s nipple is female-presenting

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i’m the bitches

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also like I love how avengers infinity war was about having AS MANY CHARACTERS AS POSSIBLE and avengers: endgame is just like here’s eight white people

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Vampire partner: When do you want to be changed?

Me on the treadmill: 20 more pounds

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My Facebook meme groups DELIVERED

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The beginning of the twilight movie where it’s the the shot of the mountains in Arizona and then it pans over the top and its the mountains in Washington on the other side? Iconic. Miss Cathy fucking snapped. She didnt have to go that hard. Shit.

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how do i get tweets tattooed onto my brain stem