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the babygirl™️ *puts a little pink bow on his head*

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The universal constant of younger siblings doing whatever they can to annoy the snot out of the eldest. Alas. Look at their smug faces. They’re so proud.
Too proud.

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T4T Floydsin Cowboys
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*the daggers finding out Hangman has a kid*
Hangman *on phone*: Daddy will be home soon, don’t worry darlin’
Fanboy: Jeez, didn’t know Bob and Hangman were so kinky
Phoenix: …
Rooster: …
Payback: …
Maverick: …
Bob: I-I’m right here.
Fanboy: …
Fanboy: WAIT!
Hangman: Okay, love you *hangs up*
Hangman: Sorry, that was my daughter
Daggers *minus Bob*: WHA—
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let me guess your worst personality trait based on your taste in movies and tv shows
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im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content
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Batman: You need to let me implant a tracker in you
Tim Drake, Robin: Only if you let me implant one in you
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Sluttiest thing a man can do is get his nose broken. Alfred agrees.
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dick: [swaps tim for a younger, more violent little brother] tim: oh ok i see how it is. [swaps dick for a younger, more violent big brother]
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Kon: So you know how we were kissing in the park yesterday?
Tim: How could I forgot?
Kon: Yeah. So like, did you tell your family that you're dating me and Bernard?
Tim: Why would I do that, I like it when they're not privy to my love life.
Kon: Right, right. Anyway, Steph thinks you're cheating on Bernard with me. I can hear her ranting about it right now.
Tim: She's projecting because she cheated on her ex with me.
Kon: Hm. Well the rest of your family, sans Cass, seems pretty up in arms about it too.
Tim: Dick is also projecting. The rest of them, I don't care, I think it's funny when they're confused.
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Customer: VULCAN COMING OF AGE DMV: REPRODUCTIVE CYCLE FOR VULCANS STAR TREK Verdict: ACCEPTED
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destiel problematic age gap discourse is so funny to me because it’s like…

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