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if white women know one thing it's how to make a bathroom beach themed

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has this been done yet?

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Victor Frankenstein syndrome aka you spent nights over nights crying and bleeding over this work and now that it's finally done you're just like "nvm. it's trash" and go to bed

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there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

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COLLAB OF THE CENTURY RHAAAAA

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Me and my tendons have a troubled relationship. There’s always one somewhere in my body that’s freaking out. I used to have a lot of elbow and wrist pain, but these days it’s my knees. I’m doing my best to take care of them, but the healing process has lots of ups and downs. This one is for anyone who relates to the feeling of being overly aware of those burning sensations your body can present you with ❤️‍🩹

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I’m so proud of their six Latvian daughters

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Oh finland thank you for understanding this was the 69th eurovision

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one time when I was a barista I was telling my coworker that I suddenly really missed cows. I used to work with cows all the time back home and then I moved away and suddenly it had been four years and nary a cow.

15 minutes later this old guy came up to the counter with his address written on a napkin & he said “me and my wife have a whole herd of dexters and a couple of new calves. come on over any time”

so after work I was like ok fuck it & I drove to the address and I parked at the gate & I walked down the driveway to the barn and this woman was like “oh my husband told me you might stop by! come see our cows” and she introduced me to every single cow. made my whole week.

thank you cow couple

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I was having writers block and so I took a break and soon enough it was 3 in the morning and I had impulsively sewn together a tiny mouse you’re welcome

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Australia can’t sing about drinking cum but Finland can orgasm on stage. I’m glad women are finally allowed to do things

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The six horsemen of Eurovision

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[COVERED IN BLOOD, EYES LARGE] i have been working. On my resume

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Me: "Bara Bada Bastu is a great fun song, it could be this year's Rim Tim Tagi Dim or Cha Cha Cha."

Husband: "Are you casting a spell at me?"