my name is my business, my age is older than hell, and i live for dumb jokes [if you're looking for something specific, you've come to the wrong place.] one time i got drunk and changed all the fonts on this blog to comic sans because i thought it was hilarious and now i literally don't know how to change it back sorry if you're on desktop. i don't think it shows up on mobile so don't worry about it
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One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was
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a detailed list of things i hate
hot weather
high temperatures
heat
warmer than average conditions
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the other day i learned that taking a long time to fall asleep is called “sleep latency” which is just the funniest thing to me tbh
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I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me
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is jake gyllenhaal gay??
why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this
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discord server for silent video game protagonists
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theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind
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The most evil person you know is posting about being a people pleaser
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executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this
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I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators
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