sunshinesalmon

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having cats means every day your eyes are blessed with scenes of unimaginable cuteness and beauty

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shall we let dan and phil creampie each other

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forgor his pants. how embarrassing

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worst part of the human body is it can never just have one problem. ohh youre tired? well we might as well be nausous about it. legs hurt? you can take a headache buy one get one free. these are the worst deals of my life.

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My mom: "which one is moomin?"

Me: "the little white guy"

My mom: "so who's the hippo?"

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"aros can still date" well i don't want to. "aros can be in qprs" well i don't want to. "aros can still get married" i cannot stress enough how much i don't want to do that. "it can be completely platonic" i don't care i still don't want to. "aros can still go on dates and kiss people and act indistinguishably from an alloromantic person" why are you so hell bent on us fitting into amatonormative society as much as possible. "aros can still love" is this just to make you feel better? it feels like it's just to make you feel better

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probability statistics is so fucked up why is my archnemesis here. am i in a saw trap

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oh cool i’m. fucked lol

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still not over the stephen colbert thing, the way they're punishing him so much by not only essentially firing him but cancelling the show he loves in its entirety, which means also punishing all 200 people who work for and with him on the show.

it is setting an example. it's saying, "this is what happens when you speak truth to power. we will not only punish you. we'll punish the people around you that you've led and loved. is it worth it now, stephen? would it be worth it, other late night talk show hosts? if you don't keep quiet, we will quiet you". the other late night talk show hosts are not all under paramount (iirc, it's just the daily show), but this sets a precedent that tells them they are all vulnerable.

"it's not a big deal" idk man it really seems like it is

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living in a village of farmers is the fucking best i just left a party and the butcher was like hey i got some bones for your dog. your dog specifically because i like the cut of his jib. hell yeah

do you know how fucking great it is to get home tipsy as hell wake up your dog he is already exited to see you and you are like here you go a big bone for your majesty...my man thought he was damn heaven!! so good

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#Repost @mattxiv

may the universe reward their bravery

first image by @soulwork6

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I am dying over this screenshot 😂