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joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"
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Remember, history was awful. Never trust the romantics.
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one time i visited a cemetery and this one dude's grave had THE sexiest male angel statue i've ever fucking seen. like. he was nude except for a sword and helmet. he had nipples. you could see his entire bare thigh. what a baller move to put an ancient athenian's wet dream on top of your eternal resting place. i think about him a lot.
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this puppy currently being fostered by a rescue i follow makes me feel like. like. i don’t know. she’s a bug
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TIL that New York City has a genetically diverse rat population. ‘Uptown’ rats are different from ‘Downtown’ rats, and every neighborhood has their own distinct rats.
via reddit.com
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does anyone have that quote that goes something like 'white germans under the nazis lived just fine as long as they were loyal to the state, gave their children to the army, and paid their taxes, and in this sense many americans would be comfortable living under fascism' trying to find who said it but google is giving me jack shit
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why do Tinamou eggs look like that. i want to eat them whole
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I think it’s funny when they bicker :PP
They get more and more biblically accurate the more I draw them help me
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