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I really fucking hate the fact that there are rarely any posts on here that talks about how YOU can negatively affect people. yes, it’s important to space yourself out from people who hurt you but you also have to recognize how youre hurting people. take some responsibility for your actions.
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hi girls did i mention that I like girls also did i mention that I am attracted to girls
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
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be running up that road, be running up that hill
#how to make me (almost/full on) cry in any situation; play this song#like theres this and when steve died in warehouse 13 and ugh this song is so sad
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*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING
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i want to look like how novocaine sounds
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We all know Teddy uses his shapeshifting to help out people all the time. Billy gets in trouble at school? Boom. Guess who arrives at the office as his mom. Kate gets hit on at a party and is uncomfortable? Boom. Her new boyfriend is right next to her. A random kid is having a crappy day? Boom. Kid just met spiderman.
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when ya friend jim getting a lil antsy

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me: hold the fuck up
the fuck: *is hold*
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Subtly Tries To Regulate Breathing Rate So No One Knows I Got Winded Walking Up The Stairs: a novel by me
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i am MEAN and EVIL and i will CUT TINY HOLES in all of your spoons
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sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*
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Me when I was little: when I grow up im gonna have lots of friends and ill love them all lots!!!
Me now: *sees best friend* who the FUCK put this disgusting radish in my line of sight i am going to f i g h t
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