superbloomluke

[superbloomluke]

Ashton: Luke’s the type of guy to eat a whole pizza in its circular shape if he can’t find the slicer.

Michael: Luke’s the type of guy to draw on an eraser and erase the drawing off the eraser with another eraser.

Calum: Luke’s the type of guy to wake up his whole family to tell them he’s going to sleep.

Luke: you couldn’t have waited until I left the couch to say all of this?

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Calum: while we’re all here, does anyone have anything they’d like to confess?

Michael: I’ve enjoyed kissing men a lot more than expected.

Ashton: I stole a bottle of hot sauce from the grocery shop last week.

Luke: I ate styrofoam for breakfast.

Calum:

Michael:

Ashton: uh… are you okay?

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Michael: I won’t forget

Calum: huh?

Michael: I won’t forget

Calum: what are you talking about?

Michael: I won’t forget I love you

Calum:

Michael:

Calum: shut the fuck up

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Calum: man, you’re so cool. You could write a song about that.

Michael: ON IT!

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Ashton: you’re such a slut.

Luke: *sighs*

Luke: I know, I’m sorry.

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Calum: …and that’s why I’ve been getting into tarot card reading!

Michael: cool man.

Ashton: yeah, that’s so interesting!

Luke: do you think you could read me a tarot card sometime?

*silence*

Calum: i-

Ashton: just ignore him and keep walking

Michael: doesn’t work. I’ve tried.

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Ashton: you’re my favorite Luke

Luke: aren’t I the only Luke you know?

Ashton: yes but you’re still my favorite one!

Luke: I don’t feel as special as you’d like to believe I do.

Michael: if it helps, you’re not my favorite Luke, and you’re also the only Luke I know.

Luke: why would that help ?

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[at a restaurant]

Waitress: together or separate?

Ashton: together. He’s paying.

Luke: I paid last time?

Ashton: and I made it up to you, didn’t I?

Luke: *blushing* fine, I’ll pay. Together.

Waitress: you two are adorable. I’ll be right back with the check.

Ashton: great, thanks.

Luke:

Ashton:

Michael:

Calum: I’m never joining you guys for dinner ever again. Thanks for paying, though.

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[in the process of writing Caramel]

Luke and Ashton: *are on the opposite side of the room*

Calum: bet you ten bucks they’re writing a duet and will make us play backup

Michael: I’m not betting on that, it’s inevitable…

Luke: you guys are just jealous because you don’t know what true love feels like!

Michael: I’m literally married

Calum:

Michael:

Calum: I’m not going to say anything more.

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[at a coffee shop]

Ashton: when I’m with you, it feels like the world fades away. All I can feel is my love for you.

Luke: you’re the only person for me. I love you.

Ashton: I love you too.

Michael: *looks at Luke and Ashton for a brief moment*

Michael: yeah, this muffin is amazing. Like, it’s changing my life, honestly.

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Calum: [returns to social media after a year]

Calum: wait… Luke’s bald now?

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Michael: guys listen to this new riff I just came up with!

[plays riff]

Luke: wow that is so slay boots the house wig Houston I’m deceased

Michael:

Ashton:

Calum:

Michael: what?

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[Luke walks in with a bunch of shopping bags]

Luke: I just did some crazy shopping!

Ashton: what? Why?

Luke: because it’s Black Friday!

Ashton: Luke, it’s only Black Friday the day after thanksgiving…

Luke: oh…

[Michael walks in with a bunch of shopping bags]

Michael: guess who just bought so much stuff?!

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Calum: why did we all agree to writing in Nashville again?

Michael: so you guys could be closer to me?

Ashton: so I could shamelessly wear a cowboy hat?

Luke: so I could see ashton in a cowboy hat?

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Michael: Luke, did you see all of the rumors about you getting a divorce?

Luke: yeah… wonder where that came from.

*somewhere in Australia*

Ashton: *tweets another divorce rumor from a fake fan account*

Ashton: they’ll never know 😈

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Michael: what’s your favorite color?

Calum: blue, probably. Like, dark blue.

Michael: what’s your favorite color?

Ashton: red. I like it because of fire, passion, blood. I think it served its purpose for my new record when it came to representing my intentions through metaphorical imagery.

Michael: what’s your favorite color?

Luke: bleach.

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Luke: hello!

Ashton: hi! Nice to meet you. What’s your name?

Luke: Ash, it’s me!

Ashton: huh?

Luke: it’s me. Luke!

Ashton: no… Luke has hair.

Luke: I shaved it off!

Ashton: oh my god.

Luke:

Ashton: oh my GOD.