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can i pleaseeee request something for harry potter and spring!! i barely see anyone write for himmmm

What boyfriend? - Harry Potter

ʀᴀɪɴʏᴅᴀʏᴀᴛʜᴏɢᴡᴀʀᴛꜱ' 3ᴋ ᴄᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ! summary: when you are bed ridden due to your period, Madame Pomfrey comes to check in on you and play match-maker. wc: 0.6k+ this isn't so harry focused, but i was writing this anyway when i saw this request, so enjoy!

A knock on your door had you groaning, turning over in your bed, a slick layer of sweat coating your skin. You mumbled something incoherent, curling into your stomach, hoping to ease your cramps away. Your door opened on its own, so you assumed it would just be Pansy since you had locked it behind you. It wasn’t. Madame Pomfrey’s voice wrung out in the room, a concerned yet understanding tone in her voice when she said “Oh darling” at the sight of your pained state.

You pushed yourself up on your bed so you sat up straight, a slightly horrified look on your face at the realisation that a member of staff was seeing you in your worst state possible. “Professor McGonagall asked me to check on you. Said your dorm-mate told her you weren’t feeling well.” You nodded, fixing the bun atop your head just to busy yourself. “I’m just, uh, I’ve got my period.” Madame Pomfrey nodded along, pulling things out of her bag, so you continued speaking to fill the empty silence. “I took a potion last night to help with the pain today. But I couldn’t sleep and the potion didn’t seem to work. And I feel nauseous.”

Madame Pomfrey pulled out a temperature checking sticker, sticking it to your forehead and checking for a fever. “Can I give you something to help with the pain? Did you have any tea to drink?” You nodded, then furrowed your eyebrows “Uh, I didn’t drink tea. It’s too hot.” Madame Pomfrey raised her eyebrows at you, and you felt your cheeks heat up. You were wearing a jumper and joggers, fluffy socks, and now you were complaining about the heat? “If I take my jumper off I’ll be too cold.” You defended, letting the older woman remove the sticker from your forehead.

“Right, you don’t have a fever. I’ll absence you from lessons today and tomorrow, but if you feel better tomorrow, by all means go to class.” You nodded, watching closely as she poured you a portion of painkilling potion. “Your boyfriend asked about you.” She added, to which you shot her a confused look. “I don’t have a boyfriend, Madame Pomfrey.” She pulled a face of surprise, though it wasn’t very convincing. “Well Mr. Potter came-” “-And it’s especially not Potter!” You screeched, the vial halfway to your lips. You apologised when the healer shot you an annoyed look, looking down at your lap. The last thing you needed right now was for people to ruin your chances with Harry by spreading rumours of you already dating. “Mr. Potter came running up to me when he saw me approach the common room. Asked if I was coming to see you.”

You chugged the potion, wincing slightly at the foul taste before your eyes widened. “Wait he came to the common room?” Madame Pomfrey hummed, a mischievous twinkle in her eyes. “Was waiting right out the entrance when I was coming in. He tried to sneak past me but I told him students couldn’t come in without a password.” And with that, the healer packed her things and left your dorm, leaving you with hot cheeks and a fluttering heart.

What she didn’t tell you was that when Harry had approached her, she had asked him “Going to see your girlfriend?” Harry had huffed, putting his hands on his hips “I’m working on it Madame Pomfrey. If only you could let me pass through with you?” But the woman had shut down his attempt. Surely, she had to give you a heads up if your crush was trying to come and see you. Especially if you’ve been rotting in bed all day and crying about your cramps.

At least when Pansy came back from lessons, finding Harry outside the common room, she had smirked and made fun of how smitten he was with you. But unlike Madame Pomfrey, she let him sneak inside, telling him exactly which dorm you were in. And when a knock came at your door, and you were fresh out of the shower, a white robe wrapped around your wet skin, you weren’t exactly surprised to find Harry standing at your door.

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Peter: Mr. Stark, I built the spider-drone!

Tony: That's my boy!

Peter: *falls to the ground in exhaustion*

Tony: That's, unfortunately, also my boy

DUM-E: *Drags Peter to the couch by the collar*

Tony: Huh, so that's how I keep ending up there

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Bucky: What are you, five?

Clint: Yeah, five inches taller than you.

Bucky:

Clint:

Bucky:

Clint: Please don't kill me.

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Peter: So, Rocket is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Gamora: Why? Peter: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row. Rocket, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your @#%.

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Tony: *double checking supplies in the boat* Compass. CB radio. Sunscreen. Thor: Hot dog costumes! Tony: I’m sorry, what? Thor: You know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably Loki, goes mad with hunger, we’ll put these on. Loki hates hot dogs, so he probably won’t eat us. Tony: Are you saying that Loki would rather eat us than hot dogs? Loki: I do hate hot dogs.

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Steve holding a meeting about PDA in the tower

Steve: “What I do not approve of, however, is public displays of affection, or PDAs. PDAs are totally superfluous to a happy, healthy teammate or office romance. Perfect example. Look at Bruce and Natasha.”

Natasha: (who’s tipsy) “Yeah. What? Us?”

Steve: “They don’t touch. They don’t kiss. You would hardly even know that they were husband and wife.”

Bruce: (who’s running on lack of sleep) “Did it!”

Natasha: “Yeah!”

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Peter, through the radio: on 3 cut the gray wire, ok? 1..2..

Tony: wait, I don’t have a gray wire! I have red, green and yellow.

Peter, scratching his head: that’s weird. I have light gray, medium gray, dark gray.

Tony: you do?

Peter: fuck. my bad, I forgot I’m colour blind.

Tony: you’re WHAT?

Peter: doesn’t matter, just cut the middle one.

Tony, slightly panicking: it DOES MATTER! My middle one could be different. The wires are all twisted!!

Peter: on 3..1..2..

Tony, overly panicked: PETER, STOP

Peter: *rolling his eyes*

Tony: wait, I’m coming to you.

Tony, running to him: point to the wire you want me to cut.

Peter, showing him: this gray one right here.

Tony, heavily breathing: okay, by the way, it green, kiddo.

Peter: ohh.. which one is red?

Tony: the one in your left hand.

Peter: wait, which one is that? I’m also dyslexic.

Tony: how. did I. not know. THAT

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Peter comes to the tower with a baby strapped to his chest

Tony: Who did you get pregnant.

Peter: I'm just babysitting Mr. Stark! It's MJ's niece :)

Tony: This is a strategy, isn't it? Is this how people give safe sex talks nowadays?

Peter: Her family isn't trying to scare me, they're trying to PAY me. MJ refused and so I volunteered. She likes to go on walks so I thought I'd let her visit the Avengers!

Wanda: Oh my goodness look at those chubby cheeks! I could just eat you up

Natasha: I don't think this is the safest environment for a child

Steve: Aw how precious, can I hold her?

Peter: Sure!

*Wanda, Steve, and Clint cooing and playing with her tiny fingers*

Tony: This is dangerous. She's already disarmed the strongest superheroes in the world

Natasha: And Clint

Tony: Exactly. We need to get rid of it

Peter: Her.

Tony: That's what I said

Peter: Well I was only stopping by, I just thought everyone liked babies. Let's go little lady!

The Avengers all groan and whine as Peter puts her back in the carrier, gently bouncing her and talking to her sweetly as he leaves

*30 minutes later in Tony's workshop*

Tony: Did you see her little feet?

Natasha: Oh my gosh those toes, I now completely understand why the piggy went to the market

Tony: FRIDAY zoom in, zoom in. Look! Dimples!

Both: Awwww

Clint: Ahem

The pair spin around, Tony quickly swiping away the footage of the baby in the tower earlier

Clint: Well well well. Big talk for a couple of Avengers with baby fever

Natasha: I'll remove any chance of you ever having any future children if you tell anyone

Clint: And that's my cue to leave. Shutting up now!

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Clint: Did Bucky just tell me he loved me for the first time? Natasha: Yup. Clint: And did I just finger gun back? Natasha: yup.

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Tony: hey good job on the mission kid

Peter: thanks dad

Tony:

Peter:

Clint: (in the vents holding his laughter in)

Peter: I got to go… uh home, yeah home

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Irondad Prompt #234:

Tony: I don’t want kids! Their germy hands touch everything. Just being near them causes me to feel ill.

Pepper: Okay so you don’t like kids because they might get you sick, but when Peter was sick last week you—

Tony: That’s different, okay? We don’t know how Peter’s enhancements work yet so it was imperative someone keep an eye on him to make sure he doesn’t keel over

Pepper, smirking: -And rub his back. And sing to him. And let him fall asleep in your lap. And—

Tony: Who told you all that?

Pepper: FRIDAY recorded everything

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Tony who refuse to believe he can be a father or think that he will be a terrible dad just like Howard

*meet peter*

Tony : Being a dad is my identity now

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Peter: I love working with the Avengers but I have school, y’know?

Tony: Of course, because the maths you learnt when you were 7 is more important than saving the world.

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hear me out: wolfstar royal au.

Sirius is a disobedient, and mischievous young Prince. Remus is a young royal guard who has been tasked to keep the prince out of trouble.

Sirius will do anything to get the pretty guard’s attention. Whether he’s going on late night excursions, sneaking around the castle after curfew, purposely annoying his mother and father ( he will then find his pretty guard and complain) or if he, weirdly enough, behaves? I mean, how else are you supposed to get the attention off of an attractive boy?

Remus was sure he had a few grey hairs coming through his head due to the young Prince’s antics. No matter how many times the prince decides to do something he shouldn’t do, he somehow can’t be annoyed? In reality, he finds it rather amusing that Sirius does something to get his attention. Although he loves teasing the boy, Remus is rather fond of him.

James, the other royal guard who has grown up around Sirius find their relationship adorable. He notices how they’re utterly obsessed with each other, yet they don’t?

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---- Fallen In Her Eyes ----

( A fem!Sirius Black X Yan!James

Potter AU romance )

What if everything is not as it seems?

What if those who call themselves good are the actual evils with their leader being a lecherous old man who manipulates young children into soldiers all in the name of the 'greater good '?

What if the supposed 'dark' side saved the wizarding world?

Well,the answer to all these questions lie within two people whose souls are connected in such a manner that even fate can't break them apart.

Meet James Charles Potter,the only son of Charles Potter and Dorothy potter who charms his way with his million galleon smile while hiding his dark side from every one.

However,when the black haired butterfly catches his attention,he decided to do what must be done to catch the butterfly in his golden cage without knowing the consequences to his actions.

Meet Siria Black,the eldest daughter of Orion and Walburga Black and sister to Regulus Black, who never talk with anyone other than her overprotective family and rather paranoid about everything. Eyes always buried in books, she , however, forgot to notice the predator lurking around her.

Read what happens when the gryffindor Prince and the black princess go through their years in Hogwarts and defeat the disguised dark side with the help of their family and friends.

Aesthetics

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Author's Note : Obviously, I don't own the Harry Potter series except Siria Black.

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Clint: Raise your hands if you think Tony should get over himself and officially adopt Peter!

Tony: Why would I adopt a teen-

Tony: Pepper Potts, put your hand down. You too Peter Parker-Stark.

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Peter: So you can see really well?

Clint: Basically, yeah.

Peter: And you never miss a shot?

Clint: Never.

Peter: And you can shoot at crazy angles?

Clint: Exactly.

Peter: But you can’t walk down a corridor without tripping over?

Clint: Who told you that? That’s a lie!

Clint, walking away, tripping over as he gets into the elevator: A lie!