supereffectivemoonblast
supereffectivemoonblast
chronically pathetic
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Tired nerd. Bisexual. he/him but up for debate. Does art occasionally, loves shitposts, big into D&D rn. Feel free to pick at my brain.
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supereffectivemoonblast · 8 hours ago
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a single dry cough
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supereffectivemoonblast · 8 hours ago
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supereffectivemoonblast · 8 hours ago
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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute
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supereffectivemoonblast · 8 hours ago
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new types of flags i made
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supereffectivemoonblast · 9 hours ago
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Saw it was make a terrible comic day today (June 24 2025) so meet my cats
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supereffectivemoonblast · 10 hours ago
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Bath with Dog
Natalie Wadlington
oil on canvas, 2024
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supereffectivemoonblast · 10 hours ago
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Urgent care is a very funny name for it because they do not treat you with any urgency nor do they care
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supereffectivemoonblast · 15 hours ago
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I always liked the anime illustrations in the original NES Zelda manual, and it saddened me to find out these weren’t actually part of a real animated promotion for the game. So I decided to take those illustrations and re-create them as if they were!
Enjoy this long-lost VHS promotion for the Legend of Zelda on the Nintendo Entertainment System!
Voice narration by Streamy McDreamy
Animated in Procreate and Procreate Dreams.
View this video on YouTube here.
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supereffectivemoonblast · 15 hours ago
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you have to understand that i once worked at a lab with a walk-in freezer set at all times to -30 degrees (-34 C) and one summer we had a horrendous heatwave and i had to bike to work every day and i didn't want to spend the first hour of work drenched in sweat, still trying to catch my breath and cool off.
well one day the first thing i had to do in the morning was grab some samples from the -30, and i walked in and all of the sweat on my body basically flash-freezed and it felt so good. i cooled down in 20 seconds.
so from then on every single day when i got to work i just walked into the freezer and stood there for a minute.
i was usually the first in so nobody noticed for a few weeks until one day i walked in, panting from my bike ride on an unusually hot day, too breathless to talk, and one of my coworkers was there early and he started talking to me but I just wheezed an apology and put my finger up to say "one moment" and I walked into the freezer and then a minute later I came back out totally recovered and I said "sorry! : ) what were you saying?"
and he said
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"how long have you been doing that?"
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supereffectivemoonblast · 15 hours ago
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big fan of rose quartz. i think we should have more rocks with just a bit of iron in them that makes them bright pink
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supereffectivemoonblast · 15 hours ago
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drew ashley's outfit from the liveshow
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supereffectivemoonblast · 15 hours ago
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“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”
No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.
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supereffectivemoonblast · 15 hours ago
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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.
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supereffectivemoonblast · 19 hours ago
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Fresh off the market this ->🐕 little dog now only $4.99! Get in quick!
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supereffectivemoonblast · 19 hours ago
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Hey im gana leave my dog here can you keep her safe?🐕
yes yes of course i will keep your dog safe
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supereffectivemoonblast · 19 hours ago
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supereffectivemoonblast · 19 hours ago
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ancient friends
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