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accidentally liked a guy that is probably a bot bc i saw two of the same exact specific answers on another guy immediately after. this is going well
going back on hinge is like probably a bad idea but i’m bored so whatever
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going back on hinge is like probably a bad idea but i’m bored so whatever
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this looks like sam is officiating their wedding
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Genuinely one of the funniest things I've seen in my life.
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my levels of queerness have spiked off charts. put this on my obituary. im dead and gone.
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my friend said brennan looks like a middle aged lesbian in this
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not to bb post on main but the fact that this season has made my mother, a certified rachel hater (which i do not understand), say that rachel is the only person in that house that she likes and is rooting for is fucking wild
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there is one thing. One Thing. that i am grateful of my shitty ex for. and that is that because of the amount of stress and depression i had last year after breaking up it must’ve temporarily fucked w my hormones or something bc all of a sudden my hair is no longer stick straight it’s wavy and i’ve wanted that for YEARS.
#and the only reason i blame this on being a hormonal thing is that since we broke up my periods have also been different#still regular and normal but definitely different#mari is irrelevant
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i hate having a sideblog this shit don’t work let me reblog in peace no one’s supposed to see me rambling abt that shit on main
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anyone ever: from the get-go
me, nodding sagely: from the gecko…
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I be like ''lord'' ''god'' ''jesus christ'' and the mfs dont even mean anything to me
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it is Done and honestly care way less abt it than expected so i’m taking the win
gonna get broken up with on friday so get ready for me to get really fucking annoying again !!!!!!
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no, actually, i can’t be friends with someone who has opposing political views. this is mostly due to the fact my views are “people deserve rights”
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If you know you’re gonna get broken up with just break up with that person now. Pull a “you can’t fire me I quit”
see i would except they’re breaking up with me for legitimate health reasons so if i broke up with them the optics on that are not fantastic
#also it’s not happening until tomorrow bc i’m not home. i’m not breaking up w them over text#mari answers stuff
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