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Buffy The Vampire Slayer Starters

“Pepper spray is just so passe.”

“Destructo Girl, that’s me.”

“Okay, at this point you’re abusing sarcasm.”

“If the apocalypse comes, beep me.”

“And the weird behavior award goes to…”

“Cool! Crossbow!”

“”You read my diary!”

“I can just tell that something’s wrong, my spider sense is tingling.”

“ The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest.”

“ I don’t wanna die.“

“We saved the world. I say we party!”

“Your mouth is open and sound is coming from it. This is never good.“

"Love makes you do the wacky.”

“You’re the one freaky thing in my freaky world that still makes sense to me.”

“My emotions give me power.”

 "I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here.“

"Chocolate means nothing to me.”

“ The next impulsive decision I make will involve my choice of dentures.“

“ Do you think I chose to be like this?”

"We’re not friends. We never were.”

"Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic.”

“World is what it is. We fight. We die. Wishing doesn’t change that.”

“You’re weak. Everybody is. Everybody fails.”

"Strong is fighting! It’s hard, and it’s painful, and it’s every day. It’s what we have to do.”

“ I know what goes bump in the night. “

“ I can’t be helpless like that.”

“We help people! It doesn’t mean we can do whatever we want.”

“My brain isn’t really functioning on the higher levels. It’s pretty much: fire bad; tree pretty.”

“Oh, I’m not really into porn… I mean I’m just… I’m trying to cut way back.”

“ “I like my evil like I like my men - evil.”

"That probably would have sounded more commanding if I wasn’t wearing my yummy sushi pajamas.”

“Yeah, well love isn’t logical.”

"No matter what, somebody’s gonna get hurt.”

"Thank you, logic boy.”

"Your definition of narrow is impressively wide.”

“ I don’t know how to live in this world if these are the choices.”

“Maybe it was lint. Maybe it was evil lint!”

“You always hurt the one you love.”

“We do not joke about eating people in this house!”

“I’m using you. I can’t love you.”

"That’s because the dress is radioactive.”

“ I could never trust you enough for it to be love.“

“ And at some point, someone has to draw the line “

"OK, you know, this is beyond evil. This is insane troll logic.”

 "I’m beyond tired. I’m beyond scared.”

“ I’m the thing that monsters have nightmares about.”

 “ I don’t know what’s coming next, but I do know it’s gonna be just like this.”

  “They’re not all gonna make it. Some will die, and nothing I can do will stop that.”

“I have a mission to win this war, to save the world.”

“ And you’re what? Shocked and disappointed? I’m evil!”

“ What are you doing here. Five words or less.”

“ I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan.”

“ Are you not used to being given orders?”

 “ No one asks for their life to change, not really.”

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I want to talk about how Jimmy doesn't think that he's a good person, he's just trying to do whatever is the right thing. To him it's not "Yes, I did this, I'm a good person!" but much more along the lines of "I'm just doing what I think is right I don't think that makes me great or anything." Like if you talked to Jimmy about it he probably wouldn't think he's that great or even good of a person at all, he just does the right thing and feels normal about it like it's nothing impressive because that's what Superman would do. I can't really put it into words. It's hard. Someone talk to me about it /s obs

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Rude Starters

"I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it."

"I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."

"I see the screw up fairy has visited again."

"You are validating my inherent mistrust in strangers."

"I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth."

"The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist."

"I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid."

"I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant."

"You! Get off my planet."

"Too many freaks, not enough circuses."

"Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?"

"You're not special."

"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"

"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"

"Oh I get it. It's like humor, but different."

"Aren't you a black hole of need."

"Sure I'll help you out. Which way did you come in?"

"If you have something to say raise your hand, then place it over your mouth."

"I’m too busy, can I ignore you some other time?"

"Don’t let your mind wander, it's too small to be let out on its own."

"Have a nice day, somewhere else."

"You’re not yourself today, I noticed the improvement straight away."

"You are as pretty as a picture, I’d really like to hang you."

"Don’t believe everything you think."

"Do you hear that? That’s the sound of no-one caring."

"Here's some chapstick for all that butt kissing"

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Buffy The Vampire Slayer Starters

“Pepper spray is just so passe.”

“Destructo Girl, that’s me.”

“Okay, at this point you’re abusing sarcasm.”

“If the apocalypse comes, beep me.”

“And the weird behavior award goes to…”

“Cool! Crossbow!”

“”You read my diary!”

“I can just tell that something’s wrong, my spider sense is tingling.”

“ The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest.”

“ I don’t wanna die.“

"We saved the world. I say we party!”

“Your mouth is open and sound is coming from it. This is never good.“

"Love makes you do the wacky.”

“You’re the one freaky thing in my freaky world that still makes sense to me.”

“My emotions give me power.”

 "I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here.“

"Chocolate means nothing to me.”

“ The next impulsive decision I make will involve my choice of dentures.“

“ Do you think I chose to be like this?”

"We’re not friends. We never were.”

"Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic.”

“World is what it is. We fight. We die. Wishing doesn’t change that.”

“You’re weak. Everybody is. Everybody fails.”

"Strong is fighting! It’s hard, and it’s painful, and it’s every day. It’s what we have to do.”

“ I know what goes bump in the night. “

“ I can’t be helpless like that.”

“We help people! It doesn’t mean we can do whatever we want.”

“My brain isn’t really functioning on the higher levels. It’s pretty much: fire bad; tree pretty.”

“Oh, I’m not really into porn… I mean I’m just… I’m trying to cut way back.”

“ “I like my evil like I like my men - evil.”

"That probably would have sounded more commanding if I wasn’t wearing my yummy sushi pajamas.”

“Yeah, well love isn’t logical.”

"No matter what, somebody’s gonna get hurt.”

"Thank you, logic boy.”

"Your definition of narrow is impressively wide.”

“ I don’t know how to live in this world if these are the choices.”

“Maybe it was lint. Maybe it was evil lint!”

“You always hurt the one you love.”

“We do not joke about eating people in this house!”

“I’m using you. I can’t love you.”

"That’s because the dress is radioactive.”

“ I could never trust you enough for it to be love.“

“ And at some point, someone has to draw the line “

"OK, you know, this is beyond evil. This is insane troll logic.”

 "I’m beyond tired. I’m beyond scared.”

“ I’m the thing that monsters have nightmares about.”

 “ I don’t know what’s coming next, but I do know it’s gonna be just like this.”

  “They’re not all gonna make it. Some will die, and nothing I can do will stop that.”

“I have a mission to win this war, to save the world.”

“ And you’re what? Shocked and disappointed? I’m evil!”

“ What are you doing here. Five words or less.”

“ I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan.”

“ Are you not used to being given orders?”

 “ No one asks for their life to change, not really.”

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Tumblr is being a little bit of a pain for me right now. It’s doing this thing where when I try to send an ask, after I click the ‘ask’ button the window just stays up. So naturally I click it again and nothing happens. So, if you get like ten asks from me, I apologize. It’s tumblr. Alternatively, if you receive nothing from me, it’s probably also tumblr.

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Synonyms for "I love you".

"Did you eat enough today?"

"Are you still hungry?"

"How much sleep did you get last night?"

"I'm worried about you."

"Is there anything I can do to help?"

"Do you need me to spend the night?"

"My phone will be right by my pillow."

"Call me, please."

"Your smile is beautiful."

"Don't worry, I'll take care of it for you."

"I've got your back."

"I appreciate what you do for me."

"Don't forget to buckle up."

"Put the phone away while you're driving."

"Call me when you get there."

"Thank you."

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Rainy Day Starters

“It’s never going to stop!”

“I think there’s a leak in the roof.”

“Rain drops keep fallin’ on my head.”

“And I’m singin’ in the rain, just singin’ in the rain!”

“We should get the candles in case the lights go out.”

“It’s cold. Scoot over and cuddle with me.”

“Ugh!! My socks are soaked.”

“I left my umbrella at home and now it’s coming down a flood.”

“It’s thundering so loud.”

“I have a confession. I am afraid of storms.”

“Well, I was going to go, but then water soaked through my shoes and got my socks wet so fuck that.”

“I love the sound of rain on the roof.”

“I think I’m going to sleep this rainy day away.”

“I love the rain.”

“Why don’t you kiss me in the rain?”

“Watch out for the mud puddles.”

“Can I borrow your truck? My car is stuck in the mud.”

“Let’s sleep in today.”

“I’m thinking it’s a movie and cuddled on the couch in a blanket type of day.”

“If you don’t come back inside, you’re going to catch a cold”

“I wonder if it’s going to get cold enough to snow.”

“It’s raining, it’s pouring, the old man is snoring…”

“Rain, rain go away. Come again another day.”

“Come dance with me in the rain.”

“Just our luck, it would rain on the actual parade.”

“Can I sleep with you? I’m afraid of storms.”

“You know you can count how far the storm is by the thunder.”

“Lightning never strikes in the same place twice.”

“The weather said there was a chance of a tornado.”

“I hate rain.”

“The roads are flooded. Looks like you’re stuck with me.”

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Accidents happen all the time.

Send one of the following for my muse’s response.

☹ For yours to accidentally hit mine in the face with the door. ↘ For yours to accidentally make mine trip on the stairs. ♨ For mine to accidentally burn yours with coffee.  ✄ For mine to accidentally break a glass and get yours cut.  ♥ For mine to accidentally bite yours too hard while kissing. ♕ For yours to accidentally hit their head with mine’s head. ❊  both of them to accidentally fall right into a thorn bush. ☄ For both of them to accidentally get bitten by a furious dog. ✚ For both of them to accidentally get food poisoned. ⊙⊙ For yours to accidentally get soap in mine’s eyes.  ✗ For mine to accidentally cause an allergic reaction to yours.

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drake & josh;; starter sentences

"There's a NEW Jersey?"

"Are you calling me a liar?"

"I ain't calling you a truther!"

"I don't care. I like it on my face."

"Pip pip da doodly do!"

"Maybe 'E' means 'extra fuel'!"

"That is not my job."

"I have dreams. And sometimes, in those dreams, things happen to you."

"Dude, when life hands you free nachos, you don't question it!"

"Hang on, I'm doing something really important!"

"I love this album more than I love myself."

"Whoa, just take it easy, man."

"So my foot's totally stuck in there, right, I'm freaking out, the dog's having a seizure and I still got half a pie left."

"You should date whoever you want to date."

"So I don't like her, big deal."

"If you make fun of me one more time, I'm gonna tell everyone we know that you named your favorite pillow Mr. Puff Puff."

"I don't like half the girls I date."

"Nice going, you ran over your sister!"

"I hope you go bald!"

"I hope they cancel Oprah!"

"I'm really glad someone invented pizza."

"Well, sorry doesn't sweeten my tea!"

"Whoa, that cat IS fancy."

"Don't you have a rib to nibble?"

"You sicken me."

"You're the worst!"

"Look, I was wrong, okay?"

"I need you, I need you way more than you need me."

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Jimmy is the ‘text me when you get home safe’ and ‘have you eaten today?’ friend.

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soft squishy characters aggressively hugging angry explosive characters to calm them down and the angry character closing their eyes/choking back tears and quietly melting into the hug

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I want a thread of Jimmy getting caught in an explosion and despite being grievously injured refuses to leave for medical treatment because a young girl was in there too and she's trapped and scared and he's not leaving her side until she's safe.

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telepathyandoreos replied to your post:“I heard there was a party. Don’t worry, I invited...

jimmy and j'onn partycrashing together is all i need tbh. showin up with shades on like ‘sup we’re here to gay things up a notch’ ))

and the party don't start til we walk in

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Radioactive Verse Jimmy would probably wake up from his coma and just walk out of his room looking for a nurse and asking for a pudding and absolutely freak everyone out.

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“I heard there was a party. Don’t worry, I invited myself.”

                this was from a meme but I don’t wanna find it

           "Well I didn't hear about it so--- invite me, too, while you're at it."

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JimmyJam is feeling the angst it is a powerful pull right now who wants something angsty bring me pain

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JimmyJam is feeling the angst it is a powerful pull right now who wants something angsty bring me pain