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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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one of my favorite twitter accounts that is defunct now is it was this account called like Crazy Optical Illusions or something and they would just post popular optical illusions but edit them so they werent optical illusions anymore and they would just pretend and people would be very confused / angry in the comments

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everyone shut the fuck up. wurmple sippy soup

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Hello Rainworld Fandom have my paper mache/cardboard shark Leviathan

More images + my slugcat oc under the cut

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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

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does anyone have that one rain world gif of the miros bird chomping super fast on the ground and its inching towards the scug i want that gif so bad but i forgot to save it

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If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

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rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

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Trying to take care of yourself when you're sick is so annoying. Like you know you should probably eat something and you're trying to question yourself on what you'd want to eat, and the only answer is your inner voice of dying Jane Austen going "I desire nothing but death". well ok you dramatic sickly bitch do you want that with garlic or hot sauce.

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“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.

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if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon

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i hate you summer i hate you heat i hate you sweating i hate you burning sun i hate you warm weather i hate you climate change

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Went to a bug museum a few days ago on vacation!!

Probably gonna go back sometime later cause a lot of people came in and were noisy half way through so I kind of rushed through the second half.

Was mostly butterflies which was unfortunate (not that butterflies aren't xool but it was like 1/2 butterflies and it was a BIG exhibit) but they had some really interesting stick bugs and katydids and other little creatures

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there’s a middle aged lesbian couple in the will wood concert line gently holding a siffrin plushie like they’re their child. I seriously almost cried He’s so loved. Everywhere you look siffrin plush has a lovely home. Oh my godddd