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If anyone's free I'm ready to be loved unconditionally now

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say what u want about doc martens but I have walked straight into the ocean multiple times with them and they never fucking leak. I ran through a creek earlier today and my feet are bone dry. I am impressed

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THE LOST BOYS (1987) • dir. Joel Schumacher

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you have nooo idea what id be capable of without the generational curse

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like there comes a point where you think something is fundamentally wrong with you. and then it turns out it’s just Friday and you haven’t washed your hair in three days and maybe you’re also just a little lonely and the combination of all three of those things is whittling a hole into your chest every time you breathe. but also the sun’s up. and you’ve survived everything so far, so you’ll survive this too, even if it hurts, even if you have to survive it many times.

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I go to a hotel in california and i get a room with a king size bed and i am excited to sleep in the famed "california king" but when i arrive i find that it is suspiciously not as large as it should be. So i call the concierge and ask whats going on, and im told that hotels dont have california king size beds, just normal king sized beds, despite being in california. I am outraged at the discrepancy and immediately tell the concierge that i cannot stay at such a misleading establishment only to be informed that, while anyone can come to this hotel, i can, in fact, NEVER leave-

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Just third degree yearns for all my fictional husbands.

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Four year old beekeeper distracted by a roly-poly.

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what exactly is a Hobbit?

"...What is a hobbit? I suppose hobbits need some description nowadays, since they have become rare and shy of the Big People, as they call us. "They are (or were) a little people, about half our height, and smaller than the bearded dwarves. Hobbits have no beards. There is little or no magic about them, except the ordinary everyday sort which helps them to disappear quietly and quickly when large stupid folk like you and me come blundering along, making a noise like elephants which they can hear a mile off. They are inclined to be fat in the stomach; they dress in bright colours (chiefly green and yellow); wear no shoes, because their feet grow natural leathery soles and thick warm brown hair like the stuff on their heads (which is curly); have long clever brown fingers, good-natured faces, and laugh deep fruity laughs (especially after dinner, which they have twice a day when they can get it). "Now you know enough to go on with." —J. R. R. Tolkien

...HTH!

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I wanted to meme before the big day.

Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..

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take me to snurch (snail church)

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we’re about to have purim, holi, ramadan, lent, and pi day all at the same time and this is all i can think of

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gay?

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So today I watched this interview with the Star Trek: The Next Generation cast and they demonstrate the phenomenon "space ship acting"

and they all go

and it just cracks me up, ESPECIALLY Sir Patrick Stewart

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BRING YOUR SON TO WORK DAY

BRING YOUR HUSBAND TO WORK DAY