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For everyone who suggested or requested or hoped for a very specific song for poll #666, or were loudly disappointed that it wasn't picked

j/k 😄

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do you have a favorite obsolete unit of measurement?

gotta be the lachter

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If Toby Fox had never made that one fateful videogame we would all be living life sans undertale

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sometimes America seems so Roman it feels like bad-writing: the wealthy middle class and mass military mobilisation that underpinned its 20th century dominance, the inevitable shift back towards moneyed interests and the rising cost of maintaining the Pax Americana, the rule of the seas that allowed logistical dominance and taking wars abroad instead of fighting on home turf, the unusually heavily armoured soldiers, the entertainment culture, the civic religion, might as well just call you guys TechnoRomans and be done with it

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No, I would not steal a car. However, if I had the ability to create a copy of someone's car that I could have for free while the other person retained their original car, I would definitely do that.

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Heard this stupid dad joke that killed me: Which Chinese word takes the longest to write? "Friend" (朋友) because it takes two months just to write half of it

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very tiny animals fill me w both love & anxiety

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The Australian Ballet is doing Alice in Wonderland again and on one hand I’ve seen it before, and on the other, their Queen of Hearts has my favourite costume in anything every

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some observations on color coding eyewear in ficton and their meanings

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One of the greatest additions to a post ever

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When your hamster shoves an entire stick of zucchini in his cheek and then goes about his day. 🤣

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if you’re a white creator and your brown/black characters are always sassy, reckless, aggressive or cold and your white characters are always soft, demure, shy and introverted you should think about maybe why you did that