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this is like scattergories and that’s my favorite game so obviously taking this one

Using only the letter A name a…

Movie: Aladdin. 

Girl’s Name: April.

Food: Avocado 

4 Letter word: Afar

Using only the letter B name a…

Color: Black

Movie: Booksmart

3 Letter word: Bat

Food: Breadsticks

Using only the letter C name a…

Article of clothing: Cardigan 

Food: Cheez It’s 

Animal: Cow

Boy’s name: Carson

Using only the letter D name a…

Band: Death Cab for Cutie

Animal: Dog

4 Letter Word: Damn

Brand: Dyson

Using only the letter E name a…

Food: Eggo waffles 

Random word: Everywhere

Famous Person: Elvis Presley 

Animal: Eel 

Using only the letter F name a…

Girl’s Name: Fran

5 Letter Word? Fired 

Movie Title? Fantastic Four

Food: Fried chicken

Using only the letter G name a…

TV Show: Gilmore Girls

3 Letter Word: Gel

Animal: Goose

Food: Granny Smith Apple

Using only the letter H name a…

Girl’s name: Hannah

Random item: Halo

Animal: Horse

School Subject: History

Using only the letter I name a…

Boy’s name: Isaac

Random object/item: Icicle

Movie: Iron Man

Girl’s name: Isabelle

Using only the letter J name a…

Boy’s name: James

Food: Jalapeños 

Feeling: Jaded

Action: Jogging

Using only the letter K name a…

Girl’s name: Karen lol

Random object: Keys

Animal: Kitten

Action: Kicking

Using only the letter L name a…

Animal: Lemur

TV Show: Legend of Korra

Movie: Little Miss Sunshine

Flavor: Lime

Using only the letter M name a…

State: Michigan

Restaurant: McDonalds

Actress: Mila Kunis

5 letter word: Maker

Using only the letter N name a…

Food: Nachos 

Random word: Nothing

3 letter word: New

Personality trait: Nice.

Using only the letter O name a…

Flavor: Orange

Animal: Ocelot

Boy’s name: Owen.

Place: Ohio

Using only the letter P name a…

Random object: Pins

Action: Playing

Actor: Pacino

Flavor: Pineapple

Using only the letter Q name a…

Action: Quitting

Random word: Quitter

4 Letter word: Quay

Movie: Quiet Place

Using only the letter R name a…

Movie: Robin Hood

5 letter word: Robes

Action: Running

Random name: Reese

Using only the letter S name a…

Color: Silver

Number: Seventeen

Animal: Shark.

State: South Dakota

Using only the letter T name a…

TV show: Twilight Zone

Color: Turquoise

Girl’s name: Tammy.

Random object: Training wheels 

Using only the letter U name a…

Random object: Underwear

Movie: Up

Any Name: Ursula

Random word: Unite.

Using only the letter V name a…

Random name: Victoria

4 letter word: Vans

Instrument: Violin

Any word: Vicious

Using only the letter W name a…

State: Washington

Color: White

Flavor: White mocha

Using only the letter X name a…

Random Word: xanax lol 

Using only the letter Y name a…

Any word: Yolk.

Using only the letter Z name a…

Any name: Zelda

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Lasts - Who

Who was the last person you hugged? Claire one of the last times I saw her. 

Who was the last person you kissed? Kevin. gross. 

Who was the last person you cried in front of? Honestly I don’t know. Probably family at a funeral. 

Who was the last person who cried in front of you? My aunt.

Who was the last person who made you laugh? Myself lmao. I think I’m fucking hilarious. 

Who was the last person who made you angry? My dad. 

Who was the last person you hung out with? Claire because I have no other friends in this city. 

Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? My mom but it wasn’t even that deep of a conversation. 

Who was the last person you went out for a meal with? Claire because again I have no other friends. 

Who was the last person who lied to you? That I know for a fact lied? Kevin probably. If by lying you mean acting like everything was okay and then dumping me then yeah. 

Who was the last person you lied to? I told a dumb white lie to Baylie because I didn’t feel like talking to literally anyone on Saturday. 

Who was the last person you swore at? This dumb lady driving today. Well I swore and it was because of her so I’m gonna count it. 

What.

What was the last film you saw? Booksmart. It’s hilarious. 

What was the last book you read? Queen’s Gambit even though I haven���t finished it yet. 

What was the last show you watched? Bob’s Burgers

What was the last conversation you had about? Over text my sister was asking when I move into my new apartment. 

What was the last joke you heard about? Probably something on Tik Tok or Bob’s Burgers. 

What was the last argument you had about? My dad wasn’t actually listening to me and cutting me off so I got pissed off and said something about how I basically don’t get treated like an adult during conversations. 

What was the last thing you ate? Popcorn 

What was the last thing you drank? Water

What was the last thing you cried over? Being stressed about apartments. 

What was the last song you heard? Listening to Heaven by the Band CAMINO currently. 

What was the last concert you went to? I think it was Cash Cash but it wasn’t a traditional concert by any means. 

What was the last word you spoke out loud? I don’t remember. 

What was the last text message you received?

“Oh nice!!” 

What was the last commercial/ad you saw selling? Last.fm was showing an ad for H&R block. Which makes sense because I started my tax return and I use them for it. 

What was the last injury you got? I burnt my hand on my straightener. 

When.

When was the last time you ate? Like an hour ago

When was the last time you drank? Like 3 minutes ago

When was the last time you cooked a meal? Last week sometime lol. 

When was the last time you cried? Multiple times yesterday

When was the last time you laughed? A couple hours ago at a meme on reddit. 

When was the last time you had a kiss? June. 

When was the last time you swore at someone? Earlier today at this dumb lady driving. 

When was the last time you went for a walk? Around a month ago 

When was the last time you argued with someone? Yesterday 

When was the last time you were shocked? When I got the news my grandpa died. I wasn’t expecting it. I didn’t think things were that bad. 

When was the last time you lied? Last weekend. Ya’ll really want me to feel like shit about it. 

When was the last time you had a takeaway? Earlier today for lunch. 

When did you last buy someone a gift? November. 

Why.

Why did you last lose your temper? This lady was driving like a dumbass and an asshole at the same time. 

Why did you last burst into tears? Yesterday because I hate moving

Why did you last feel content? I finally decided on an apartment. 

Why did you last tell someone a secret? I don’t remember. 

Some Xtras.

Why do you like your favourite band? I’m too tired to think of an answer for this lmao. 

What was the last survey you took about? Just one asking general questions. 

Who was the last person to call you? My mom. 

When was the last time you felt truly loved? With my friend Claire last time we hung out. 

What will you do next? Probably another survey

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What song are you listening to? Neon Moon by Brooks and Dunn lol

When was the last time you ate? Like 2 and a half hours ago. 

What would you like to eat now? Nothing.

What would you like to drink now? I’m drinking a beer right now. 

Who was the last person to come over to your house? Claire I think. 

Who was the last person to call you on the phone? My mom 

What was the last thing you got in the mail? Some stupid advertisement. 

When you go to your favorite restaurant, what do you order? I don’t think I have a favorite restaurant. 

What kind of top are you wearing? A v neck with a sweatshirt over it. 

How many teeth do you have? All of them, although half of two of them are fake lol. Gotta love root canals. 

Ever had any cavities? Like 4. Two of them turned into me needing two separate root canals. 

What color are your shoes? Not wearing shoes right now. 

Are you wearing jewelry? Nope

So do you like pudding? Yep

If so, got a favorite pudding flavor? Chocolate Fudge

What's your favorite pair of pajamas? I only own one actual pair of pajama shorts. They’re gray and navy striped. 

What's your favorite chore to do? I guess cleaning bathrooms. It really doesn’t take that long if you do it regularly. 

What's your favorite sandwich? Ruebens I guess

What's your favorite type of Pringles? Jalapeño 

What's your favorite color to wear? That rusty orange color 

Do you like green apples or red apples? Red more, but I like both. 

Do you like your music loud? Depends on the song

Are your parents religious? Not really. I mean they’re Catholic but I don’t know how religious they actually are. 

Are you religious? Nope, used to be.

Is there any movie or CD you're looking forward to? just new Mandalorian episodes right now 

Have you ever had a dream where you've had sex? yep and I was trying to regress this because of the person involved lmao

Do you sleep with the ceiling fan on? I don’t have one but when I did, i didn’t like to sleep with it on

Do you have a night-light in your room? Nope

What kind of drunk are you? I might be the dumbest drunk person. 

Are you an immigrant from another country? No

Are you afraid of being buried alive? Lol not really but that wouldn’t be ideal at all. 

How do you dress on an average day? Leggings and a sweater or sweatshirt. I wish i dressed nicer but I’m lazy.

What were you like as a child? shy lol

What food do you hate more than anything? Mushrooms. Bleh. 

Ever felt like you were "on top of the world?" I mean I’m sure I have at one point but it certainly didn’t last. 

Ever thought you were going to die? Nope. 

What was the last injury you had? Just something minor. I’ve fortunately never have had a serious injury. 

What was the last favorite thing you bought? This candle from Target

Name five things sitting to the left of you: My phone, my body pillow, a blanket, a light switch, a tapestry 

What do you normally order from Starbucks? Cold brew

What kind of underwear are you wearing? Just basic ones? lol

Clay, Crayons, Markers, Pastels, Charcoal, or Paint? Paint

What color is your bathing suit? Most of them are black I think. 

What is the most expensive thing you're wearing? These leggings are from VS a few years ago. They were probably like $45. 

What does your hair look like right now? Greasy. It’s down with a headband keeping it off my face

Do you have an alarm clock? No I just use my phone. 

If so, what does it look like? N/A

What is your favorite condiment? Ranch. 

Do you like sushi? Yep

If so, what is your favorite kind? Spicy tuna

Name one near death experience: Haven’t had one

Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you? Yep

If so, who is it? A friend from college. 

Do you wear a watch? Nope

What is the desktop backround on your computer? Just one of the mountain apple photos cause it was pretty. 

What is the wallpaper on your cell phone? A photo I took in Florence

What do you spend most of your money on? Rent and food lol

Do you like to cook? Yeah but I should more often. 

If so, what is your favorite thing to cook? Pasta

Do you like your computer? Yep

Do you like Jam or Jelly? Sure

What kind? Grape or strawberry. I don’t mind raspberry from time to time. 

How many drugs have you done in the past 48 hours? None. I only drink. 

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This one seemed fun since I miss traveling

survey by –rainboweyes–

When you think of this country, what first comes to your mind?

Argentina: Patagonia

Brazil: Football/soccer. I did a report on Pele in elementary school. 

Canada: Toronto. I went there in 8th grade. One of my first times outside the country. 

Denmark: I’m literally blanking right now. 

England: Definitely the music. The Beatles and Queen are two of my favorite bands. 

France: Paris. And how people keep telling me to watch Emily in Paris. 

Germany: Munich. Beer. Football again lol. 

Hungary: I didn’t know what to expect when I visited Budapest. I really enjoyed it and there’s some beautiful architecture. However, there’s a lot of corruption over there and there is a lot of poverty in Budapest, not sure about the rest of the country. 

Ireland: My time studying abroad there and how much I loved it. The people are hilarious and some of the kindest people you’ll meet. 

Italy: Florence, Venice, and Rome. Also the art, whether that’s the Vatican, David, or any of the other museums.  

Jamaica: My catholic high school did a mission trip there. I never went though because we didn’t exactly have money for it. 

Japan: Tokyo and the fashion. 

Korea: Skincare lmao. 

Libya: I honestly don’t know enough about it. 

Morocco: How colorful it is. 

Norway: Northern lights. lol same. 

Poland: Pączki. and how sad I don’t live in Michigan now lmao. I didn’t get any on Fat Tuesday. 

Romania: Isn’t Black Widow from there? 

Russia: Moscow. Which makes me think of the Queen’s Gambit and how great that sow is and how I need to actually finish the book. 

Spain: I’ve been saving a lot pictures of Spain on pinterest. I wish I had made it over there when I was abroad. 

Tunisia: I feel so dumb but nothing. 

Turkey: All that political shit from like 2018 and 2019. I should research this since I’m not sure what the current situation is. Also the Byzantine Empire. I guess something from high school was actually retained. 

Uganda: There was this children’s choir from Uganda and our school “adopted” one of the kids to send him money and new school uniforms and whatnot. 

United States of America: Lol my home country. It’s a complete shit show politically, but I hope to visit the national parks.  

United Kingdom: I don’t like how England and the United Kingdom are both on here as if the person who wrote this doesn’t know England is in the UK. However, I think of Scotland. 

Australia: Kangaroos. 

New Zealand: The climate. 

List 3 movies you like in each genre.

Action: I don’t really watch action movies besides superhero movies. 

Comedy: 22 Jump Street, Elf, Superbad

Drama: Imitation Game, Good Will Hunting, Forrest Gump

Fantasy: Star Wars, Harry Potter, The Princess Bride

Horror: Sinister is the only “true” horror movie I like. I also like Sweeney Todd but that’s more of a musical. 

Kids/Animated: Hercules, Mulan, Tangled

Romance: The Notebook, When Harry Met Sally, Dirty Dancing

Sci-Fi: Okay so Star Wars should probably be here. I hate movie questions I don’t know genres. 

Thriller: Lol I don’t watch these. 

Western: Again, I don’t watch these. 

Answer just in numbers.

Number of brothers you have: 2

Number of sisters you have: 1

Number of the house you live at: It’s an apartment 

Number of close friends you have: Like 2 or 3

Number of pets you have: 0 because technically my dog is my parents dog and she lives with them. 

Number of times you shower a week: 5 or 6. 

Number of concerts you’ve been to in your life: I’m just guessing because I don’t feel like thinking but I believe 6. 

Number of cars your household has: 1

Number of serious relationships you’ve been in: 2

Number of movies you’ve seen at the cinema this year: 0 lol. 

Number of people who live in your house: 1, myself. 

Number of plug sockets in the room you’re in now: 4 but only 3 of them actually work lol. 

Some more randomer questions.

What food do you have cravings for the most? Mexican food for sure. 

What TV shows do you hate to miss on TV? I don’t remember the last time I actually watched a weekly show. Well right now the Mandalorian gets a new episode every Friday but I wait until Sundays to watch it because it’s a nice little ritual. 

What do you tend to lose the most? Chapsticks or my keys lol. 

The last time someone shouted at you - why were they shouting? My mom was pissed at me for something but I don’t remember why. 

Would you rather have a cactus or a bonsai? Cactus. 

What scary story freaks you out the most? I can’t think of one. 

Are you better with gadgets or cooking? Lol gadgets. I suck at cooking 

How would you rate your own looks? Personality? Like a 5 or 6 for both lol. 

What accent is the most attractive? French accents, when speaking English. 

Do you get annoyed when people spell your name wrong? No. I grew up with everyone knowing my last name and the second they hear it they asked who my parents are lol. (big family lol) So it’s nice living somewhere where people don’t necessarily know it and they might compliment it because it’s unique to them lol. 

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If you have a job, who’s your closest friend at work? Justin probably lol

Do you have any exercise equipment in your home? Nope. 

Were your parents born in the same country they now live in? Yes

How did you celebrate New Year’s last year? Was with my friend Bailey. Went to a bar for a couple drinks and got hit on by some creepy guys. Then we went back to my place, drank some champagne, and watched the ball drop and Gilmore Girls. 

What would you do if you found a wallet containing $100 on the street? If there’s an ID, try to locate the owner. 

Have you told anyone you love them today? No. 

How many hours of sleep did you get last night? Lol like 3:30. Not intentionally ugh. 

Are you in any physical or emotional pain right now? Physically I had this stupid pimple on my mouth and it popped, so now it’s just all dry and irritated. Emotionally, yeah, I cried for no reason for like 5 minutes earlier today. 

What’s the time right now? 6:25 PM.

Is the sun still up, or is it dark? It’s dark. 

Have you seen all The Hunger Games films that have been released so far? Yep I’ve seen them all. 

Is there an automatic fog light in your yard? Nope. I don’t have a yard lmao. I live in an apartment. 

When was the last time you used the bathroom? Like an hour ago. 

How many living grandparents do you still have? 1. 

Are you currently in a relationship? Nope

Have you ever heard people having sex in the next room? Yep. One of my last roommates. This is why I live alone lmao.

What are your plans for the rest of the day? Doing surveys, probably playing Sims, listening to music. Nothing exciting.

How many times have you been sick this year? Once but before the covid outbreak. 

Is there a garage or carport attached to your house? Apartment, but no.

Were you born somewhere other than a hospital? Nope. 

Do you fold or scrunch? Scrunch lol

Have you ever been on a strict diet and exercise regime? No. 

Who did you text today, and what did you talk about? Katy about working at this coffee shop. My mom about random things. 

What colour is your toothbrush? Lime green and white. 

Do you have a favourite author? I always say it’s F Scott Fitzgerald but I’ve only actually read two of his novels. However, Great Gatsby is my favorite book so I guess I can say that. 

Is Christmas a joyful time for you, or just plain stressful? This year it’s stressful. I work at Bath and Body Works right now and people don’t follow the rules with wearing masks and then you get the general rudeness anyways, which I’m sure will be worse with Karens having to wait in line. And then I won’t see the extended family I haven’t seen in months so that sucks. 

How long do you usually take in the shower? I’d say like 10 minutes. 

Have you ever worked in an office? Yep. 

Who does the grocery shopping in your house? Me, I live by myself lol.

How many times have you been out of state that you can remember? I’m going to take this as the state I live in. Right now with all the pandemic stuff, not as often but I’m going to my home state for Thanksgiving. 

Have you ever stayed in a hotel without your parents or older relatives? Yes. 

Do you prefer margarine or butter, and why? Butter because it tastes better

What time do you plan to wake up tomorrow? Been trying to wake up at 9 everyday. 

What is your favourite way to eat rice? With chicken. 

Have you ever been in serious trouble at work or school? Unfortunately. 

Do you have any strange fears or phobias that you’re embarrassed of? I can’t handle secondhand embarrassment so I’ll fast forward scenes on movies/tv shows or there’s certain ones i won’t watch at all. 

Can you smell anything right now? The candle I’m burning. 

Would you be scared if you saw 5 missed calls from one of your parents? Lol yep

Have you ever kissed anyone under the mistletoe? No.

Do you own a pair of gumboots or wellies? Yep

When was the last time you watched a movie? I think like two weeks ago.

Do you know anyone who struggles with a mental disorder? Yes

What’s your go-to activity when you’re bored? Reddit

Have you ever been vegan or vegetarian? No

Are you tired right now? A little but only because it got dark like an hour ago. I hate daylight savings time. 

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spooky spooky skeletons

Halloween-themed asks (Part 1) Afraid: What is one of your biggest fears? Abandonment lol.  Aliens: Do you believe in them? Why or why not? Yeah sure. Why not?  Boo: Do you get scared very easily? Depends on the situation, but usually no.  Bat: Have you ever seen a bat in real life, not just in photos?   Yep, but not up close or anything.  Black Cat: What is your favorite type/breed of cat? Tuxedo cats. 

Beware: Do you have a “Beware of Dog” sign on your fence? Nope

Black: Do you own a lot of black clothing? Not as much as I used to.  Bones: Have you ever broken a bone before? Nope.  Boogeyman: Were you ever afraid of the Boogeyman as a child? Maybe? I don’t remember.  Broom: Are you more likely to clean with a broom and dustpan or a vacuum? Well a broom is for hard floors and a vacuum is for carpet? So I use both. 

Cauldron: What would you cook/make in your cauldron? Potions. Duh.  Cemetery: Do you find cemeteries to be unsettling or peaceful? Peaceful in a sad way? Does that even make sense? Probably not but it’s a somber place for sure. I wouldn’t say unsettling. Maybe at night it could be but I don’t exactly hang out at cemeteries.  Coffin: Do you know anyone who has been cremated instead of buried in the ground? Yep.  Chilling: When’s the last time you felt chilly? A couple weeks ago when I forgot to bring a jacket lol.  Candle: Do you prefer candles that you light with a match or a lighter, or do you like the little candles you can turn a switch on? Ones you actually light.  Cackle: How would you describe your laugh? Annoying lmao.  Candy: What’s your favorite kind of candy? Chewy candle like Sour Patch kids

Celebrate: Do you even celebrate Halloween? In what ways? When did you stop dressing up? Kinda? I don’t make a whole month of it, besides decorating. I’ll watch movies like Halloweentown when it gets to be around the actual day. When I was in college, I’d dress up and go out that weekend.  Cobweb: When’s the last time you accidentally walked through a cobweb? I feel like this just happened to me recently but I can’t remember where. So maybe it was a weird fever dream lol Carve: Do you make a Jack-o-Lantern every year? No but I do love Jack o Lanterns.   Caramel Apple: Do you prefer caramel apples or candy apples? Neither. I prefer to not break my teeth off.  Costume: What was your best/favorite Halloween costume? I was Fiona from Shrek once.   Creepy-Crawler: What is your least favorite bug/insect? Stink bugs. Fucking bastards.  Dark: Did you ever used to be afraid of the dark? Are you still afraid of the dark? As a kid, yes. I had an nightlight. Now I’m not and I sleep best when it’s pitch black.  Decorate: How do you decorate your home for Halloween? Do you have indoor AND outdoor decorations? Indoor: my purple fairy lights and a few random decorations. Outdoor: I want to get some pumpkins. I probably won’t carve them so they last through the whole fall.  Doorbell: Do people usually knock on your door or do that ring the doorbell? (not necessarily on Halloween) Knock cause my apartment doesn’t have a doorbell. 

Dracula: Were you ever a fan of the Twilight series? How about the Vampire Diaries? Blue Bloods? Vampire Academy? Twilight, yes.  Demon: Do you think that a demon lives inside certain individuals? Meh I don’t know.  Disguise: If you were invited to a costume party, what would you go as? I’m thinking of being a devil or just doing skull makeup, but with covid, doing makeup seems like a waste if it’ll just get ruined by the mask. 

Eerie: What’s the last creepy yet unexplained thing that has happened to you? Not really  Eyeballs: What color are yours? Hazel

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“maybe this is just a dream”

What was the first thing you ate this morning?: coffee What do you think of Sarah Palin?: Lol I forgot about her.  What is the closest green object to you?: My ceramic bowl I made in high school.  Is your keyboard easy to type on?: Sure.  When was the last time you got your hair cut?: February lol Do you have any homework that needs to be done?: Nope. not a student.  Do you ever wear long socks?: Yeah but only like fuzzy or wool ones. My normal socks are ankle ones.  Why are people fake?: Because sometimes it’s better to be nice to people, even if you don’t necessarily like them.  Are your toenails painted?: Yep. What web browser are you currently using?: Safari.  Is there a website you go on more than MySpace/Facebook?: Every website. I rarely go on Facebook now.  Polka dots or stripes?: Stripes.  Is Hollister one of your favorite stores?: Nope lol it’s not my style If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be?: Ireland... but nooo COVID happened.  Do you listen to your iPod often?: Lol no.  What do you think of double sided tape?: Wtf is this question  What math do you take?: Not in school.  Do you like the smell of hand sanitizer?: Some of the questions on this aged badly, but wow, this aged well. But no. Especially not the new shit that smells like cheap tequila. I really only use the ones from bath and body works. What type of hand soap do you like?: Method brand foaming.  If your friend just died, what would be the first thing you would do?: Be sad. This is a morbid question.  Do you like the colors of your room?: No but I don’t have a say since I rent. Although I do wish my curtains were a different color. Would you rather it be snowing or bright and sunny?: Bright and sunny, as long as it’s under 80.  When was the last time you went to the dentist?: Like a year ago? I honestly don’t remember.  Can you go a day without texting anyone?: Sure Do you believe in reincarnation?: No What is the biggest word you can spell?: Bitch I do these so I don’t have to think. Idk.

What do you think of when I say PURPLE?: It’s a color.  Do you hate your school?: Not in school.  Do you think that Soulja Boy is overrated?: It’s 2020. Obviously not. [found at suppman] (Bzoink)

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better now

Are you listening to anything right now? Post Malone

Any tabs open on your current window? Yes, 4. 

Is there a quote you live by? 

Again I’m being lazy and don’t want to put that much thought into these rn. 

Is there something materialistic you want to buy, but can’t?

Yes. I wish I could afford to decorate my apartment how I’d like it to look, but home decor is pricey. I’m someone who enjoys interior design but it’s expensive. 

When was the last time you ran away from a problem? Lol when’s the last time I DIDN’T run away from a problem? 

Who is your favorite to watch on youtube, if you watch any? Alisha Marie, glam&gore, sophdoesnails, lilsimsie, Deligracy, James Turner, First We Feast, and Emma Chamberlain (I could go on but i limited it lol) 

Are you gonna be single or taken this valentine’s day? Lol I was taken... now i’m not

What are some ways to win your heart? Proving you won’t waste my time. 

Or is there someone who already has your heart? Not anymore. (Dickhead.)

Got any childhood nicknames? A few

Name at least three things you like about yourself: I’m empathic, I’d say I’m open minded and I can think of ways to improve things. Idk I feel like those suck. 

Name at least three things you hate about yourself? How I procrastinate, being an over thinker, and I sometimes drink too much

Do you ever just want to get away and start life fresh? Always 

Are you still in high-school? No

Who was your first ‘crush’? Zac Efron

Are there any misconceptions people have about you?

Probably 

What is something that would make your day right now? Getting an update about my delayed package lol. But it’s Sunday so that won’t happen

What is the best thing that had happened so far this year? My nephew being born. 

What do you do to make a bad day 'alright’? Watch stupid comedy movies and drink some wine. 

Last movie you saw was? Superbad. 

Are you popular on any sites (ie. youtube, xanga, etc.)? No

Do you know who michelle phan is? Yep

Bored of this survey yet? Not really 

Do you, or have you ever, felt behind in life? Right now I feel that way. 

What do you hope to be/have five years from now? Hopefully I’ll be able to travel 

Do you hope to get married in the next ten years, if you’re not already? Lol I have to find a man before I can worry about this. 

What is your favorite colour? Maroon i guess

Any reason behind that? It’s just pretty 

What is your favorite childhood memory? Holidays

What is something you thought you would have at your age now, but don’t? A serious relationship. 

Ever dreamt of someone you know in your life (but not in a personal level)? Sure. 

Why do you think we do that? I don’t know. 

Do you think someone dreams of you? Sure

Would you want to be nominated to be in tlc’s show 'what not to wear’? Nope lmao. 

When is the next time you need to go to the doctor’s/dentist’s? I’m really behind on all of this. 

Are there any medications you need to take regularly? Yep

Anyone ever requested you on FB that you didn’t even think knew your name? Yes

Has anyone ever rejected a friend request from you on FB? Probably 

How did that feel? Sucky depending on the person I’m sure

Do you think you look too young or too old for your age? I think I look too young for my age sometimes

Any song you’ve been listening to over and over recently? I can’t think of one

What are some sites you visit daily? Reddit, pinterest, youtube

Are you living your 'teenage dream’? Nope

What is the last thing you tasted? My coffee

Are you gonna be posting this anywhere? No

If so, where? N/a

What are at least three things you’re feeling right now? Tired, bored, stressed about the future 

Ok, last question: what did you think of my first survey? It was decent lol

survey source: [Bzoink.com/S171929]

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tangerine

When was the last time you went out of state? A few weeks ago

And where did you go? To my parent’s house

What does the 6th text in your inbox say? It was about Grey’s Anatomy 

Do you even like the person who sent you that text? Yep

Do you have more than one best friend? No

In public restrooms, do you flush the toilet with your foot? Sometimes

What song is stuck in your head at the moment? Savage Love lmao

Name one thing you worry about running out of: Toilet paper. Cause who knows if people will be psycho and stockpile it again. 

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No

Spell your first name without T, E, R, A, or L. UN

How old were you when you had your first kiss? 19 

Do you ever save Aim conversations? Lmao no

If you were a crayon what color would you be? Teal 

Do you wish your eyes were a different color? If so, what? Nope

What is the 4th digit in your phone number? 7

Who was the last person to comment you on Myspace? Lmao 

Have you ever given someone a fake phone number? Yes Your phones ringing; who do you want it to be? The person it won’t be lol

Have you lied to get out of a date? No

Was your mom a cheerleader in high school? No

Do you still have pictures of your ex? Yes. 

When was the last time you ate at McDonald’s? Probably like 9 months ago? It was before covid. 

Do you think more about the past, present or future? Future probably 

Are you more of a talker or a listener? Listener usually 

What do you wear to bed? Sweatpants or athletic shorts and a t shirt. 

Do you like ketchup or mustard better? Ketchup

Did you ever have a Furby when you were little? Nope 

Did you eat a cookie today? No

What do you and your parents fight about the most? Stupid shit. 

How old will you be in 15 years? 39

Is summer your favorite season? No

Chinese, Mexican, or Italian food? Mexican

How many states have you lived in? Two

When is the last time you saw your mom? Last month

Do you like the band Mayday Parade? Yes

What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up today? I was wondering why I woke up so damn late. 

Do you think dance/techno music is annoying? Depends 

What year were you born? 1996

Do you shop at Hollister? Not anymore 

Grab the nearest book and turn to page 17. What is the 4th word? I’m too lazy for this. 

What are you going to be for Halloween? Idk. 

How many times have you seen your favorite movie? I don’t even know

Do you own a Coach purse? A wallet

What’s your Myspace song right now? Lol

Has a boyfriend/girlfriend ever given you a pet name? Yeah

[survey source: Bzoink.com/S154176]

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hot sugar

1. A is for age: 24

2. B is for beer of choice: Corona

3. C is for what you can’t wait for right now: going on a trip soon

4. D is for your dog’s name: Breslin

5. E is for essential item you use everyday: toothbrush

6. F is for favorite TV show at the moment: Schitt’s Creek

7. G is for favorite game: video game ? Sims 2

8. H is for Home town: Not putting this. 

9. I is for instruments you play: guitar (sorta)

10. J is for favorite juice: orange juice

11. K is for whose butt you’d like to kick: my stupid ex

12. L is for last food you ate: Hummus and pita chips

13. M is for marriage: not married

14. N is for your name: Lauren

15. O is for overnight hospital stays: none

16. P is for people you can’t live without: friends and family I guess

17. Q is for quote: “it is what it is”

18. R is for Biggest Regret: dating someone instead of just staying friends

19. S is for status: single

20. T is for time you woke up today: like 10:30am

21. U is for underwear you have on now: nude bikini style

22. V is for vegetable you love: Brussel sprouts 

23. W is for worst habit: speeding

24. X is for x-rays you’ve had: one, I think

25. Y is for yummy food you ate today? hummus and pita chips 

26. Z is for the zodiac sign: Cancer

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velvet elvis

What is your least favourite thing about your full name? I have a love hate relationship with my last name because my family is huge so everyone in my hometown knows it and it can be annoying. But I think it’s a pretty great last name. 

How good is your grammar? It used to be better. 

Do you like the age you are? No. I want to be in college again lmao. 

Music. It’s amazing. Do you agree? Um yes duh

What’s your favourite kind of poptart? Brown sugar Cinnamon 

Do you like sunglasses?

Yeah sure. 

Do you think dreams can give us insight to things? In a way. I don’t think they can predict things or whatever, but I think you can dream about things that are bothering you, even if you don’t think they are. 

Have any cheesy kids songs memorized? Yep lol

Besides your computer, what else is cluttering your desk? I don’t own a desk. 

Why is your worst enemy your worst? Do people actually have worst enemies? 

What does your dad do? Works at a glass company 

How late do you usually stay up? Midnight usually, but lately it’s been like 2 am. 

The political spectrum. Where do you fall? Left

Do those commercials from the ASPCA make you cry? Are those the animal commercials? Cause if so, yes. 

When was the last time you visited a nail salon? It’s been at least three years. 

What was the last thing you used sliced bread to make? Toast

If you had to eat one type (Chinese, etc.) of food which would it be? Mexican. 

Enough about food. Have you used Wikipedia for a school report? Just to find resources. 

What is your favourite glass to drink from? My big Starbucks tumbler. 

When did your family immigrate to wherever you live now? No. 

What does your room look like when you sleep? Pretty dark 

What tabs are open on your computer? 7

Are your fingers long, or short? I’d say medium length 

Reality TV: Love it, or hate it? Love it because the shit that happens on some of them is hilariously entertaining. 

What time is it in the country you get the most of your heritage from? I’m not googling this. 

Do you use a top sheet? Nope

How often do you engage in illegal behaviour?

If you count speeding, then every time I drive. Besides that, never. 

Who is your favourite comedian?

John Mulaney

Do people say you have an accent? Sure. 

Could you tell me what the capital of Bosnia is without looking it up? No. 

AOL: Do you use it? Not anymore. 

Do you find Family Guy’s cutaway scenes funny, or annoying? That entire show is annoying. 

What colours are on your current shirt? Blue and gray. 

How many children do you want/have? I have none. Idk how many I want.

Would you rather live in this decade, the 1960’s, or the 1910’s? I guess this decade 

Pepsi vs. Coke? Coke I guess. 

Do you think you look good with a hat on? Depends on the hat. I look good in brimmed hats but I live in Ohio so I’d never actually wear it. I look stupid in most winter hats/beanies. 

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If you were to get a tattoo, what would it say or what would the graphic be?

Lyrics from the Boxer by Simon and Garfunkel. 

If you could play any musical instrument, what would it be and why? If you already play an instrument(s), what do you play and why?

I wish I actually focused on guitar because by now I’d be halfway decent. 

When trick-or-treating as a kid, was there any kind of candy that you didn’t like to get?

Babe Ruth.

Why do you live in the Washington DC area?

I don’t. 

What is your favorite memory of Christmases past?

Watching the Christmas Story marathon. 

If a movie was being made of your life and you could choose the actor/actress to play you, who would you choose and why?

Lol I dunno. 

Paper or plastic?

If you mean grocery bags, I usually get plastic. I really need to bring my own tho.

What was the weirdest food you’ve ever eaten?

This weird noodle dumpling thing with this weird cheese stuff in Budapest. (really great at explaining things)

What do you keep in the trunk of your car?

Right now there’s a pack of napkins that I keep not bringing inside my apartment lol. 

When you were in grade school, what did you want to be when you grew up? Why?

I don’t even remember. Probably something that doesn’t actually exist like a ninja lmao. 

If you owned a CB radio what would your “handle” be?

I don’t even know what that is. 

If you were given 24 hrs to live, what would you do?

I dunno. Covid kinda makes that answer hard. 

If you were in the “Miss America” talent competition, what would your talent be?

Lol nothing. 

What do you think the most ultimate gift of the world is?

Lol what?

If you had one extra hour of free time a day, how would you use it?

Listening to music since I haven’t really been just sitting and listening to music lately. 

What CD is in your CD player right now?

I haven’t owned a cd player in forever. 

Name the most famous person you’ve had a face to face encounter with.

No one. 

Name your favorite children’s story.

I can’t even think of one. 

If you could spend 15 minutes with any living person, who would it be and why?

My ex who won’t talk to me so we can just have one last actual conversation without things ending how they did. 

What person in the Bible do you most closely identify with?

Isn’t one of the apostles just a straight up dumbass? Cause if so, then them.

What article of clothing most closely describes your personality?

Um a t shirt? 

If you were to write a book what would it be about?

Something fictional

How many rings before you answer the phone?

Depends on who’s calling. 

What is the first thing you think of when you wake in the morning?

Usually something along the lines of “need coffee now”

If you won a million dollars, what would you do with it?

Travel. Buy a house lol. 

If you had to, what part of your body would you get pierced?

Ears

Who was your favorite teacher and why?

My history teacher from high school. 

What makes you feel the most secure?

Being a burrito in my blankets

Who do you admire the most?

Is it bad I have to think more about this cause idk?

Have you ever had a reoccurring dream? What was it?

Not that I can think of.

What was your nickname growing up?

Muffin lol

Peanut or plain?

Sorry what?

What is your favorite cartoon character & why?

Zuko from Avatar because I’m obsessed with redemption arcs 

How did you learn to ride a bicycle?

My dad helped lol

Based on something you’ve already done, how might you make it into the Guinness Book of World Records?

I wouldn’t.

What’s the closest you’ve come to becoming a pop star/winning an Oscar?

Lol what? This survey is stupid

When was the last time you did something for the first time? What was it?

I went to Pittsburgh for the first time a few months ago. I probably did something more recently but I’m blanking.

What is your concept of a fruitful day?

“Fruitful day” sounds like something Moira Rose would say. 

What was your favorite thing to play with as a child? Why?

Gameboy, beanie babies, American Girl dolls, legos. 

If you could be any animal in the world for 24 hours, which animal would you be? Why?

A golden retriever in an upper middle class white family. 

Have you ever jumped out of a plane?

No

If you could rid the world of one thing, what would it be?

Donald Trump being president

What is your best personal characteristic?

I like to think I’m empathic. 

What is your favorite quote?

This long F. Scott Fitzgerald one. 

If you could be invisible for a day, what would you do?

Cause chaos

What is your favorite weird food combination?

Mac and cheese and barbecue sauce. idk how weird that is though.

If you had to be a flower, which one would you like to be and why?

Sunflower 

If you were stranded on a desert island, what three books and three people would you take with you?

A survival book, the Hamilton biography (bc it’s long) and Goblet of Fire. I’d rather be stranded alone lol 

My biggest pet peeve is…

Most of the shit customers do at my job

What is your favorite commercial? What commercial annoys you the most?

I don’t watch normal tv. 

What’s the most interesting “Ice Breaker” Question you have ever been asked?

Ice breaker questions are rarely interesting 

If you could be an ice cream flavor, what would it be? Why?

Half baked

Name a turning point in your life that makes you smile/cry.

Um college? 

If there were a holiday in your honor what would it celebrate?

I barely celebrate my birthday so no.

What clubs were you a member of in High School? Are you still interested in any of the same things?

I can’t even remember now

If you were to be on a reality TV show which one would you be on and why?

The Challenge lmao. It’s just so chaotic. 

If you could be anything in the world, what would you be and why?

A travel influencer. 

If someone rented a billboard for you, what would you put on it?

My instagram I guess. 

If you had to enter a competition for the “Most Uselessly Unique Talent,” what would your talent be?

I keep not answering any of these that require a lot of though. 

If you were a Smurf, what would your name be?

Daddy Smurf lmao

What is your worst personality characteristic?

I overthink a lot. 

If you had to be a teacher of something, what would you teach?

I’d be a business professor probably  

How would you like to be remembered?

Being a kind person I guess

What is one thing that you constantly think about (other than material things)?

My life being a joke. I think most people constantly think about things that aren’t material tho... 

What do you like best about your hometown?

My dog lives there and we have a really good donut place. 

Something interesting you might not know about me is…

I’m left handed? 

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Your name? Lauren

Age? 23

Gender? Female

Ethnic background? European

What do you like the most about your ethnic background? The least? I don’t know. 

Who is your favorite golf player? Happy Gilmore

Whats your favorite kind of gold? (White, Yellow, Rose, Traditional) Traditional gold

Would you rather wear turquoise pants or purple? Purple

Would you ever go on a jungle safari? Probably not.

If you saw a UFO what would you do? Hope I don’t get abducted like in the Sims

What color is your mailbox? Beige and silver lol

Are you taller than your Mom? No

Who is your meanest friend? I dunno. This is a weird question. 

Have you ever thought about suicide? Yeah

Have you ever broken a pinata? Yes

Who loves Orange Soda? People I guess. 

Where did you go the last time you used public transportation? To a bar probably 

If you were to start a band what would you name it? I dunno. 

Would you rather spend a year in the abyss or outer space? The abyss. The thought of space kinda creeps me out for some reason. 

Do you know someone who has shot off a part of their own body? No?

What TV shows stick out from your childhood? Powerpuff Girls, Teen Titans and Kim Possible

What is/was for dinner tonight? I had leftover breadsticks and chips and salsa. Clearly a healthy and hearty meal... oops

What’s really the best cure for a hangover? A Bloody Mary

Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yeah

How many cavities do you have? Um like 4 or 5?

Have you ever given money to a bum? Yes

If you found 100 dollars on the floor of a church what would ya do with it? Just leave it there. 

Is your head a fun place to be in? Not really, no. 

What is your favorite word? I can’t think of one right now. 

Why is going to poop such a social taboo? Because it’s a bodily function...? 

Who is your worst enemy? Myself haha. 

When was the last time you passed gas? Earlier today... oops

Do you eat raw hot dogs? Wtf no

Do you ever speak out loud what you should be typing? No

Do you own a squirt gun? Nope

Do you like the Subway $5 footlong? That’s suggesting they’re still $5. I crave it once in a while but rarely. 

What is the last thing you ate with Marshmallow in it? A s’more probably

Would you rather live in a shack on the beach or a mansion in Ohio? Well considering I currently live in Ohio and I have a boyfriend here, and there’s a nice area nearby, a mansion in Ohio. 

Do you believe that zombies could really invade the Earth? Lol “invade”. They don’t invade it if they’re already on it. But no, I don’t think zombies will be a real thing. 

If you were to buy a boat what would you name it? I dunno. 

Who is your internet provider? Spectrum, unfortunately 

What has the tv show two and a half men taught you? That Charlie Sheen is a creep? I dunno. 

What’s something you’re not supposed to be doing right now? Nothing considering it’s 10 PM. Although I do need to reply to a text message. 

What’s hotter topless or pantless? Lol what? 

What would you do if you found a four leaf clover? Pick it

Miami Dolphins or NY Jets? Neither. 

What is your favorite kind of instant popcorn? Doesn’t matter. It all tastes the same to me. 

Do you pay attention to the expiration dates on food? Yes

What ringtone is on your phone? One of the generic iPhone ones. 

What odd thing do you wish you were doing right now? Considering the state of the world, travel would be a little odd to do right now. So that. 

Are you a smoker? No

How do you feel about not being able to smoke in a lot of bars? Now I wanna know when this was written because that law happened when I was a kid. 

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“run away with me”

I have a step or half-sibling. I have velvet pants.  I have a t-shirt from a museum exhibit. I’ve been to Dunkin’ Donuts before. I’ve been on the subway.  I usually get movies from the library. I’m scared of heights. I should be asleep right now. I have something that smells like mint. I have spare batteries. My speakers are off right now. My computer is in my bedroom. I only have one blanket on my bed. I own or have owned a teddy bear. I’ve memorized bohemian rhapsody. I’ve played Runescape. I like to make lists. I’ve listened to the Beach Boys.

I am very flexible. In bookstores, I walk around with my head tilted sideways. I’m wearing a hoodie. I know a lot of weird facts. I’ve watched Nightmare on Elm Street before. I know what pappillon means in English. Sufjan Stevens makes me happy. (lol his music depresses me. who possibly gets happy listening to him?) I wish my nose was smaller. I like to eat goldfish. I smile a lot. I use “however” instead of “but” when writing an essay. I’ve seen The Breakfast Club. I’ve had a burping contest with someone. And I won the contest. I like sharing books with my friends. I usually recognize the poets my English teacher talks about. (don’t have an English teacher anymore) A stranger has given me a high five for no reason. I’ve been to a Harry Potter book release party. I usually need to be reminded to eat. I have tiny hands. I like to look for shapes in the plaster on my ceiling. I prefer pencils to pens. I write on my hands when I need to remember something. 

I’ve been to a roller skating rink. I own a piece of clothing that is rainbow patterned. I own a piece of clothing with skulls on it. I am extremely patient. I wish I could dance well. I’ve been to an ice skating rink. I have a lot of trouble falling asleep at night. I have a purse with flowers on it. I love to people watch. I’ve written an acrostic poem. I have bad posture. I’ve fallen asleep in class. I am very easily embarrassed. I liked to make up stories when I was a kid. Whenever I ride my bike, I’m tempted to start singing bicycle race. I take prescription creams/face washes/pills for acne. I drink milk daily. I’ve been told I act like I’m on drugs. I’ve been told I look like I’m on drugs. I have my hair up in a bun. I own something Beatles-related. I don’t use the caps lock key often. I have very strong opinions. I love to eat grinders. I don’t call long sandwiches grinders. Teachers have asked me if I’m depressed. More than once. I don’t care what you think of me. I have a toothache. Wonderwall is my “I like someone” song. There’s a book beside or on my bed. I hate innuendo. I really admire improvisational comedians. I don’t like gym class. I am going to do better this school year. I don’t use the word fag. Ever. I’ve been told I have a beautiful singing voice. I can read Shakespeare without translations. I adore English class. I know what the Kinsey scale is. I read more than one book at a time.  I love places that sell dollar-a-cup coffee. The Magic School bus taught me a lot. I liked to dance on the kitchen table as a kid. I’ve lived with a relative for more than a year. I hate sharing a bed. I cried a lot as a kid. My friends have excellent taste in music. I know what I want to be when I grow up. Antidisestablishmentarianism! I like to drink coke zero. I watched Labyrinth only because David Bowie was in it. I bite my nails a lot. I’ve been to a music festival. I’ve gotten sunburn before. And it bled.  I hate the noise vacuums make. I prefer showers to baths. Jeffree Starr is way overrated  I don’t like my mouse pad. I love people who look classy. My nail polish is chipped. I’m going to read a book today. My mattress is on the floor. I am an insomniac. Cabaret punk is love. I have a DVD I want to watch. I’m a really picky eater. I take ibuprofen a lot. I tan very easily. The sun is shining right now. I love yellow Jell-O. I’ve made Popsicles with an ice cube tray, juice and toothpicks. And I called them ghetto pops. I’ve never met my neighbors. I’ve drawn on the street with chalk. I’ve been in a tree house. Tire swings are really fun. I love abandoned places. I have a plastic bag near me. I only watch TV when I’m really bored. I can’t wait to graduate. I’ve pulled an all-nighter so I would be really tired the next night. I really hate needles. I get along with my parents. I fall in love with songs that have beautiful lyrics. I listen to anti-folk. I have no idea what anti-folk is. I like to blow bubbles. I’ve won a hula hooping contest before. I’ve almost drowned. I’ve choked on something. I’ve taken a first aid course. One of my friends is in a different state right now. I’ve been to Chicago. I really like mohawks, but I would never get one. I am always warm. I have some weird eating habits. I like to spin in desk chairs. I have a beta fish. I have big lips. Tape is way better than glue. I like stickers. I’ve worn black jelly bracelets before. There is a type of music that I think is awful. My favorite girl from The Hills is Audrina. No, I prefer LC. I don’t have texting on my phone. I prefer New York to California. I’ve read all the Harry Potter books. Lord of the Rings too. I want to get a tattoo that has to do with a band. My family doesn’t eat dinner together. I’m worried that I won’t get into any college. I’m already in college! I own more than one flannel shirt. School is very important to me. I’d live on the beach if I could. Avocado is sooooo good. I can speak five languages fluently. One of my friends already has a kid. I drive everywhere. I hate when people say things aren’t art. I’m currently texting more than 3 people. My best friend wears the same size clothes as I do. I’ve only been in one serious relationship. One of my parents is gay. I rescued my pet from the animal shelter. I want to live in many different states when I’m older. I hardly ever go to the movies. I’ve liked one of my favorite bands for many years. I’m looking for a serious relationship right now. A lot of Starbucks are closing by my house. We don’t have H&M in my state. That’s my favorite store. I never order things online. I’m constantly listening to music. US History fascinates me Oranges are the best fruit. I have lactose intolerance. I always watch the National Spelling Bee on TV. I’m on a family plan. Parties aren’t my scene. I’ve lost many friends in my life and I’m okay with that. There are some friends I still wish I had. Fake nails look gross. I own an oyster card. (I don’t even live in the UK lmao) My birthday is in the fall. 2008 was a horrible year for me. Actually, it was the best. I’ve been on a cruise before. I like chemistry more than biology. I like taking surveys more than making them. I absolutely despise the color pink. I don’t have a significant other. I get all four seasons where I live. I only shop when I absolutely have the need to. I have an older brother. I have my driver’s license. I don’t want to have kids someday. I wear more jeans than skirts. I’d rather wear sneakers than high heels. I don’t go to church. I don’t like having my fringe in my face. I’m very much into heavy metal music. I own like, a hundred hoodies. I couldn’t draw to save my life. I’m a very good cook. I always have to look at the keyboard when I type. I’ve had surgery before. I don’t mind getting shots all that much. I’m not afraid of bugs. I love hot, hot weather! I have huge eyes and long lashes. I’m naturally very pale. I’m usually not very picky at all when it comes to food. My parents are divorced. I don’t like doing surveys, but I find myself doing them anyway. I’m addicted to Tumblr. I don’t have a Facebook account. I have perfect vision and don’t need glasses or contacts. I don’t wear makeup when I go out. I hate stores like Forever 21 I’m very much into sports. I don’t see what the big deal about photography is. Or fashion design. I don’t really appreciate art that much. Horror movies are my favorite. I don’t care if people cut in line in front of me. I don’t even remember the last time I put on a piece of jewelry. My hair is naturally straight. I support gay marriage. I have more friends online than I do in real life. My siblings are all older than I am. My significant other is younger than I am. I curse in almost every sentence I speak. I always get straight A’s in exams. I don’t know how to play any instrument. I only know how to speak one language. I don’t have my own personal blog. I’m allergic to something. I’ve been stung by a bee at least once in my life. This is the last survey I’m doing today. I have seen someone propose in public before. And they got rejected, poor bloke. I wonder if I will ever get proposed in public. Heck I don’t even know if I’ll ever get married. I know what a sake bomb is. I’ve tried it before. I’ve watched ‘Paris Hilton’s My New BFF’. ^ Ew, sad much? I think Paris Hilton is a brainless bitch. I celebrate Chinese New Year. I’m not Chinese or a tiny bit Asian at all. I have a step-sibling. I have a weak tolerance of alcohol. Are you kidding me? I can drink all night long! I want a new cell phone. I have my own bathroom. I sleep on a single bed. Nah, I have a King/Queen size bed! I think one night stands are no biggie. ^ Slut ^Prude I’ve been on a helicopter before. I’m actually afraid of heights. My date rented a limo to take me to prom. Pfft, I wish I had a date. I haven’t had my prom yet. I like clicking on advertisements. Pop-up ads are so old school. I recently took a bath. I never bother, I just take showers. My Christmas holidays were the bomb! Ugh, mine sucked like hell. I’d love to go to Japan one day. I’ve seen a ghost before. ^ I’d pee in my pants if I did. ^ No, I’d run and scream. I can write lyrics! I can, but I’m not very good at it. I would like to become a musician one day. I love finding things in sofa cracks. Black people can sing really well. So can Filipinos! Really, anyone with talent can do that. I know someone that’s trying very hard to fit in a stereotype. Every cup of water I drink equals to a trip to the toilet. I recently received my exam results. They were quite good! Nope, failed it all. It’s my boyfriend’s birthday today. He never gives me gifts. He buries me with them. I wish I had a boyfriend that actually spends money on me! I love him very much. The Beatles rock my world. Actually, a lot of classic rock bands rock my world. It takes me a really long while to get to sleep. I’m a personality quiz fiend. I am and have always been a night owl. I love reading Sarah Dessen books. My earphones are in my ears practically 24/7. I am an only child and that’s not because of any death. I hate school and everything else connected to it. I’ve never been in any romantic relationship. I have a lot of favorite names. And I plan to use those names on my kids. I’m reading a comic book right now. I’m listening to music right now. I memorize lyrics really easily. But memorizing stuff for school isn’t easy at all. Math is my worst enemy. I love bolding surveys. Nice and easy. I pick Guitar Hero over Rock Band. I’m afraid of heights. And spiders. Actually any disgusting insect. I really don’t mind being all alone. I talk to myself. My favorite animal: zebras. I know that there’s such a thing as a Supersaurus. Dinosaurs fascinate me. English class is love. I know how to make layouts. But I’m way too lazy.

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Which is better: good ‘ole southern food or sea food? Sea food

Have you ever had a very strong spiritual experience? I dunno

What do you think you want to major in at college? I was a Business major

Minor in? Didn’t minor in anything.

What song do you have on repeat lately? In My Room - Frank Ocean

What’s something important you could be doing now? Applying for jobs or practicing with Excel for my interview next week. 

How do you feel about Circuit City going out of business? I still remember it going out of business. I had to read about it for a class and it was them making stupid business decisions so it’s not shocking they went out of business. 

About how often do you go on cleaning sprees? Like once or twice a month, but if I’m super stressed or procrastinating, more often. 

What’s the best story you’ve gone over in an English class? Julius Caesar

Is your house haunted? No lol

What kind of tissues do you prefer? Two ply

What face wash do you use? Cetaphil Gentle Skin cleanser, and this Aveeno Cream cleanser if I have acne. 

Do you reject Satan? Sure?

Are you violent? No

Do you use google search or yahoo? Google.

Was your step mother terrible? Don’t have one. 

Do you know anyone who doesn’t care about anything but themselves? Lol don’t we all know someone like this?

Are you single? If no who are you dating and for how long? I’m single. I plan on staying single for a while too. Not in the mood to get hurt again. 

Do you enjoy going for walks? Yeah but I don’t go on them often. 

What are your favorite accessories? Scarves

Do you wear makeup on a regular basics? No. Maybe a couple times a week. My acne’s been shit lately so I try to only wear it when I’m doing something. 

When was the last time you really established your favorite TV show? Mr. Robot. Ugh it’s so good and no one gives it enough credit. 

Write one lyric that really explains the way your life is going as of now? I can’t really think of one right now

Do you ever have any fantasies that involve certain celebrities? Who? Not really. But Glam&Gore from YouTube was in my dream last night. It was odd. 

What is your favorite brand of shoe? Where can you buy these shoes? Vans. A lot of places but I bought mine at Journey’s 

Does anyone ever judge you for something you naturally cannot help? Probably lol Do you support homosexuality in general? Why do you or why don’t you? Of course. Because people should be able to love who they love. 

If you had your own personal dance crew, what would you name it and why? Whatever Jason’s dance crew was called on the Good Place. Because I like that show.

Has anyone ever called you an exact replica of one of your parents? Agree? Used to be called my mom’s mini me when I was a kid. 

Have you ever claimed to be in love when you knew you really weren’t? I mean sure. I loved the idea of someone and realized I wasn’t in love later on. It happens. 

If you had the chance to meet an annoying celebrity, would you still do it? Depends on who it is. 

Do you ever lie in the grass during summer or are you afraid of ticks? Sometimes but I’m allergic to grass so I avoid it. And I don’t think ticks are usually in the grass? At least here. I dunno. I see a lot of ants tho but they don’t bug me too much. 

Does it bother you when you see slutty girls getting all the cute guys? This is a stupid question

In winter, would you rather wear jacket or hoodies? Why is this? Hoodies. I hate wearing coats/jackets. 

Would you consider yourself a good singer or are you tone deaf? Meh I’m below average at best but I really only sing when I’m drunk so probably tone deaf let’s be honest.

Do you think regrets are better left unspoken or should they be out loud? I don’t know. It depends.  What color is your remote? Does it have any special/interesting features? Black. You can tell it to go to a certain channel or look something up. 

Name a time when you cried the most: It was like two months ago. I don’t want to talk about it. It sucked and I didn’t deserve to be treated that way. 

What color is your keyboard? Black

Have you ever thought about suicide? I have. 

How do you feel about Obama? I miss him. 

What was the last lie you told? Think I made an excuse up to get out of plans or I stretched the truth in the interview. lmao.

Name 3 things in your purse (or wallet): My keys, chapstick, a pen

What time does your favorite TV show come on? 10 PM on Sundays

Where is the scariest place you’ve ever been? Apparently the school I studied abroad at was haunted. 

Do you like string cheese? Yes

What color was the coolest insect you’ve seen? Dunno Do you own any pink clothing? Yes How do you usually style your hair? I don’t. I’m lazy and let it be natural most of the time. 

Do you use anything to whiten your teeth? Yes but I haven’t in a while since I have sensitive teeth nowadays.

Have you ever collaborated with anyone on a project (not for school)? Not that I can think of

What is (going to be) your career? The fuck if I know. Hopefully this administrative job works out. 

What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? No idea

Were you breastfed as a baby? I was lactose intolerant so no. 

What does your favorite shirt look like? It’s a gray, black and orange striped sweater. It’s comfy af. 

What is the cutest breed of puppy in your opinion? All of them

What is the cutest baby animal in general? Seals! 

Do you have some sort of odd fascination with anything? I get these weird hyper fixations on things for a while. A few recent ones: Hamilton, Derry Girls, etc. 

Who was the last person to text you? My mom lol

What did they say? "Feed the dog.”

Have you ever broken someones heart? Yep. 

Had yours broken? Yes

Do you consider past relationships a waste of time? Gabe because I have no idea if anything he told me was the truth and I found out some terrible things he did to other people after things ended. Technically wasn’t a relationship though.

Do you think you’ll be around to see the world end? No

Do you believe in second chances? Yes, but not more than that. Except I’m notorious for giving people multiple chances when I shouldn't so currently working at practicing what I preach on the matter.

Do you swear? All the time lol

What is the nearest photo to you of? A photo of me and my cousins

Are you good at being quiet? Depends on who I’m around. If it’s someone I’m comfortable around, I’m horrible at being quiet. If I don’t really know someone, I’m super quiet.  

Who has your heart? No one. At least I’m trying to convince myself of that. 

Do you like it that way? At the moment, yes. Just wish I didn’t need so much convincing ya know. 

Where is this person? N/A

When was the last time you saw them? N/A 

Do you prefer desktops or laptops? Laptops 

Sunrise, or sunset? Sunset. I had a newfound appreciation for sunrises because  waking up early and talking with Gabe for hours. That was one of my best memories of the year but we’re no longer on speaking terms. So now I look back at it and the memory instead makes me sad. So not really a fan of sunrises because not completely over the situation, even tho I’m telling myself and my friends i’m over it. If I tell myself that enough, it’ll eventually be true, right? 

What kind of mood are you in? I think “meh” would be the most accurate way to describe it. 

Do you like fans that blow directly on you or oscillate? No

What is one thing you worry about most in long-term goals? Not being able to afford to travel where I want to go (which is pretty much everywhere)

Right before you fall asleep, what is your usual position? On my side, but lately I’ve just been passing out when my body finally decides to get tired so sometimes it’s on my back or in a weird ass position with my phone still in my hand. 

When you have sex, do you keep your eyes closed or open when finishing? Closed. I dunno I’ve only finished once, or so I think. 

When you have mail do you open the biggest one first, or doesn’t matter? Doesn’t matter. Whatever looks more important. 

When you wake up what is the first thing you usually look for? My antidepressants

Think of the last habit/addiction you quit. What replaced it? I can’t think of an answer

Your phone rings but you don’t know the number, would you answer it? Nope

Do you always take a shower after you have sex? No, but I do pee. Ladies, avoid UTIs and always remember to pee after. 

Do you let your girl/boyfriend drive, or do you prefer to? I’m single af, but my ex would drive mostly but I used to have horrible driving anxiety after a car wreck. I like driving now. 

The last time you had sex was it in the morning, afternoon or night? Morning. 

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“baby, i would die for you”

Have you ever played golf?: Yeah but I suck

Is there a lake near your house?: It’s close enough.

What was the last tv show you watched an episode of?: Gilmore Girls or New Girl. I don't remember. 

Do you like beer? If so, what’s your favourite brand?: Yeah. Guinness. 

What colour is your favourite fruit?: Red; strawberries

How often do you update your Facebook status?: Like every two weeks? On average anyways

When was the last time you went to the supermarket?: Earlier this week. 

Have you ever been pulled over for speeding?: Yep lol

What was the last thing you ate?: A no bake cookie

Do you feel bad when you throw food out?: Sometimes

What do you think about the new Apple Watch?: Meh. 

Have you ever been on a log flume ride?: A what?

Are you religious? What do you believe in?: Not really. I guess I’m agnostic at this point in my life. That’s the best way to describe it. 

What’s your favourite thing about the weekend?: Free time I guess. 

How often do you go to the drive-thru?: A couple times a month

Do you know anyone whose lived through a natural disaster?: Yes

How do you feel right now?: Bored

Have you ever tried to make risotto?: No

What does your favourite perfume/cologne smell like?: Musky

How many brothers/sisters do you have?: Two brothers and one sister

When was the last time you waxed anything on your body, if ever?: Eyebrows

Have you ever broken a window, intentionally or not?: No

Have you ever made your own pizza or pasta dough?: Yeah but with Jiffy mix so I don’t know if that counts. 

What’s your favourite fast food place?: Taco Bell

When was the last time you went out for a meal?: Last weekend 

Can you sing?: Not well 

Do you wear a watch?: No 

Have you ever watched an entire season of a tv show in one day?: Derry Girls. To be fair, it’s a short show. 

What did you have for dinner tonight (or last night)?: Tonight I had sloppy joes. Last night I had pizza. 

Would you ever consider getting plastic surgery? What would you have done?: No.  Have you used the app Yik Yak?: YES. I MISS YIK YAK. I had it at its peak. 

Do you like shrimp?: Yep

Tell me three of your favourite movies.: Forrest Gump, 10 Things I Hate About You, The Theory of Everything

Are you lactose intolerant?: Lol yeah but doesn’t stop me from eating dairy. 

What colour shirt are you wearing right now?: Gray t-shirt and a green and blue flannel

Do you know how to play poker?: Only Texas Hold Em and Blackjack

Who is your favourite superhero?: Spider-Man

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“dreams”

What day of the week is it? Friday What does that mean you have to do? Nothing lol. Hopefully my Conspiracy Palette comes in the mail but it probably won’t.  What are your plans for tomorrow? I don’t know.  Where do you work? Bath and Body Works but I barely get shifts so I pretty much don’t have a job.  What was the last book you read? The Picture of Dorian Gray Are you pro-choice? Yes Are you a vegetarian? No What is your favorite kind of salad dressing? French Have you seen your number 1 more than twice in the last month? Gotta love MySpace era surveys How old will you be in 2013? I turned 18 When you were young, what did you want to be when you grew up? Honestly I don’t remember.  Have you ever been in someone’s wedding? My sister’s Would you rather visit the Taj Mahal or the Eiffel Tower? Taj Mahal  Do you live in Florida, Nebraska, or Virginia? No Have you ever been to South America? No Where does your number 2 work? Deadass laughing at these questions Did your last kiss mean anything to you? It did but it shouldn’t.  If your house was on fire, what 3 things would you try and save? My dog, my laptop and my car keys lol What does your status say right now? Nothing lol Have you ever ridden on a subway? Yes Are your toenails painted at the moment? Nope Open the nearest book, turn to page 8 and type the first sentence: I’m too lazy to do this.  Have you showered yet today? No. What were you doing the last time 11am rolled around? Hitting snooze probably.  What do you plan to be doing in 2 hours? Sleeping, hopefully. Realistically I’ll be tossing and turning or I’ll still be up watching a movie.  What is your middle name? Elizabeth Do you prefer to write in pen or pencil? Pen Do you keep a journal? I try to.  Are you still friends with your best friend from kindergarten? No What did you do on your last birthday? Got drinks with my sister Would your number 3 be more likely to see Taylor Swift or Lady Gaga in concert? Lol What brand is the deodorant you use? Old Spice. Their formula actually works for me.  What was the last movie you watched? Atlantis! I’m doing a free trial of Disney+ and it’s on there.  Are you ticklish? Yep. Are you shy? Nah. I’m just quiet.  Are you hot-tempered? If I’m already in a bad mood or having a depressive episode, then yes.  Was your mom over 30 when she had you? I believe so Have you ever won more than $100 dollars playing the lottery? No Have you ever played strip poker? No What is your most memorable Halloween costume? None of them really stand out to me.  Is your number 4 one of those people who can instantly cheer you up? Lol When was the last time you ate popcorn? Earlier this week What color is the floor of the room you are in? Beige lol Who is your 4th phone contact and how do you know them? I don’t feel like figuring that out.  Have you ever lived in a dorm? Yes.  Do you live in an apartment? Not anymore  Are any of your friends pregnant? No Do you have any nieces or nephews? No Who do you trust with your secrets? My mom probably  How short would you be willing to cut your hair? Chin length.  Do you wish on shooting stars? Yeah sure If someone made a movie about your life, who would star as you? No one because no one would want a movie about my life, trust me.  Is your birthday in winter? No What’s the story behind your most noticeable scar? Chicken pox Is your car newer than a 2000? Yeah Did you graduate high school within the last 2 years? No Will you graduate high school in the next 2 years? No Is there anything buried in your closet you wouldn’t want anyone to find? No. I think I threw away the Juul I stole in Daytona and wanted to keep for “memories” but knew it would just tempt me to buy pods. Last thing I need is a nicotine addiction  What was the last song you listened to? Dreams - The Cranberries Where do you see yourself in the next 3 years? Hopefully having a full time job and traveling and having a stable relationship