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i asked my dad to make me a hot chocolate and he’s literally sawing something in the kitchen rn
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i wish i knew some trans guys with my deadname so i could dm them this picture
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straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here
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people dont understand that i dont want to do anything
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men i would fish out of the dumpster and wash in the sink with big gloves and dawn dish soap like one of those oil covered ducks
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THEY FUCKING REMOVED THE CRYSTAL BALL AND LOVE HEART THIS FUCKING SUCKS
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When you've been out of high school for years and u use simple math

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