alex; I am not one person; I am many people; I do not altogether know who I am. //
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shahid: [texts zayn] bro? you just gonna let me get roasted like this? help me out !!!
zayn: ✓ Read at 8:07 pm
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louis: ok fine take zayn :) ill be quiet
shahid: *retweets a video about zayn joining zaughty forever*
louis:

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when u gotta keep track of 1ds career and zayns solo career at the same time

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if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat
and it got upgraded to first class
without me
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when xkit crashes and you’re forced to use regular tumblr

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Me: I just got stabbed I'm bleeding everywhere call an ambulance
Guy: Awh :( that sucks! I wish I could be there to cuddle with you
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IS THIS WHAT THEY DID INSTEAD OF THE WMYB TRIANGLE?!
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our brains are sick but that’s okay stillstreet
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