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HELP😭😭
let’s set the scene.
it’s the glory days, and there’s a meet & greet panel for national supers day or whatever. Of course, you have long lines of fan girls waiting to make their impression on their favourite super.
Gazer-beam? Flashed.
Given his powers can be unintentionally activated if he focuses his eyes onto something too intently, someone got free top surgery that day.
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may or may not redo cuz i like the pose but i hate simple colouring
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Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy
Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE
Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted
Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative
Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying
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i’m so normal. i’m so normal
Recently rewatched the movie for my college assignment
Got a little too into the lore so here's them
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Gamma Jack Headcanons
Warning : none
• He’s always smiling for the cameras and signing autographs, but when he goes home, he collapses on the couch and questions if he’s actually making a difference.
• That dramatic swoop of hair isn’t natural, it takes him at least 20 minutes and a special industrial-strength gel to get it perfect before patrol.
• He secretly keeps every fan letter he’s ever received in boxes under his bed. Sometimes, when he’s doubting himself, he rereads them for motivation.
• He’s flashy and heroic in the spotlight but terrible at undercover missions. He once tried to sneak around in a hoodie, but people recognized him instantly by his chin.
• Despite his big persona, he always makes time for children, whether it’s signing drawings they made of him or crouching down to talk to them seriously about being safe.
• He’s not afraid of villains or monsters, but deep down he’s terrified of being forgotten once he’s no longer “shiny” and new.
• His cape has gotten stuck in subway doors, revolving doors, and even escalators more than once. He pretends it’s part of the act.
• Calls everyone “ma’am” or “sir,” tips his head politely, and opens doors for people, even when he’s supposed to be rushing into battle.
• When he rescues someone, he does dramatic things like dipping them in a ballroom pose mid-air, or carrying them bridal-style even when unnecessary.
• A villain once caught onto his habits and used a group of disguised henchwomen as bait, he fell for it instantly.
• Some men lowkey resent him because their girlfriends won’t stop talking about how dreamy he looked on the news.
• He thinks every rescue could be the beginning of a love story. Sometimes he even tries to slip in a suave “call me” while setting the woman down.
• If he does actually date someone, he gets comically jealous when they swoon over other heroes, even if it’s just on TV.
• He’s amazing at sweeping gestures (flowers, rooftop dinners, handwritten poems)… but terrible at day-to-day relationship basics like texting back on time.
• Despite all the women he saves and the constant attention, he wonders if anyone will love him for him, not the mask and perfect hair.
• He feels most alive when someone clings to him after being “saved.” He craves that look of admiration, it fuels both his hero ego and his heart.
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Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Incredibles (Pixar Movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Bob Parr | Mr. Incredible/Helen Parr | Elastigirl, Simon J. Paladino | Gazerbeam/Gamma Jack Characters: Bob Parr | Mr. Incredible, Helen Parr | Elastigirl, Violet Parr, Dash Parr, Jack-Jack Parr, Lucius Best | Frozone, Apogee (Incredibles), Blazestone (Incredibles), Downburst (Incredibles), Everseer (Incredibles), Gamma Jack (Incredibles), Simon J. Paladino | Gazerbeam, Hypershock (Incredibles), Macroburst (Incredibles), Phylange (Incredibles), Plasmabolt (Incredibles), Psycwave (Incredibles), Splashdown (Incredibles), Stormicide (Incredibles), Universal Man (Incredibles) Additional Tags: Resurrection, resurrection AU, Minor Original Character(s), NSA files, the glory days, Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Comfort, Platonic Relationships, POV Multiple, Blood and Gore, Violence, Canon Era Summary:
Superheroes are legal again, following the incredible work of Elastigirl. For a year, things have seemed to return to normal as the Incredibles train their powers, ready to fight crime as a family. But Bob can never quite shake his Survivor’s Guilt from the Island, wishing more than anything he could just see his friends from the Glory Days again.
Then, the NSA contacts the Parr family with a special mission— that would involve the resurrection of those who died on the Nomanisan Island. Bob and Helen’s greatest and closest friends. The Heroes of days gone by. The Glory Days.
Chapter Four is out now! Sorry it took so long, I’ve been doing a lot of research for this lately…I hope you enjoy it :) also, for the tags, they’re going to change throughout the fic and tags will be added as we go along.
Also, peep the name change on AO3! I’m now-> PussInCowboyBoots as I thought that would be a lot easier to remember than my last user…anyways that’s all for now! Let me know what you think!!
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Watching as many Star Wars shows as I can in very little time just makes me realize how much Father-With-Unplanned-Adopted-Kid is a trope there
Also how much I love it
Yes, Kanan is very normal about his embarassing Padawan while next to his Idol Anakin Skywalker
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CAN YALL PLEASE UPDATE YALL GAMMAJACK FICS ON AO3 IM BEGGING! ITS THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME GOING. ATP I’LL PAY 😭😭
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hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god
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