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I’m taking matters into my own hands.

who’s coming with me.

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School’s going awesome…

teachers talking too fast.. too many people making comments that seem positive but I know they might not be..

oh yeah I was offered a unhealthy breathe thing (I legit don’t know if you guys are okay with me saying it here) which caught me way off guard.. and some kid got his shoe stuck on the basketball hoop.

Turning this into a fun idea now:

Pretend your favorite block tales character, or just any one you want, is explaining YOUR school year so far from their point of view as if they’re you. Trust.

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Guys, listen. Just listen..

Hated by life itself (31 people cover).. with block tales?… just look at the English translation LISTEN TO ME-

LISTEN IM NOT DELUSIONAL LISTEN-

(ooc post)

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This might take some explaining and excuses but guys we can clutch this possibly.

The forbidden path began with ice magic

"...What does this mean? Is this related to Cruel King?? Is he okay?"

*Mayor Thanyiel goes to grab his Jeep Keys to visit BlackRock.

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@griefer-pwn-noobs is torturing me with a song about bananas. Yes, the thing full of potassium that somehow magically gives 5 SP.

the man is making turkey noises and screaming at this point.

please help. it’s on loop.

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Too late I got all the photographic evidence I needed

You—

YOU HAVE A CRUEL KING BODY PILLOW?? WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT??

ARE YOU GETTING INVOLVED WITH SHADY PEOPLE.

"Whhaaatt! What body pillow! I don't have a body pillow!! No such thing as a Cruel King body pillow you're going crazy!!" *Mayor Thanyiel stuffs it into the attic with the OTHER Cruel King body pillows..

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Ooc post, but let me just mention..

If I am following you, and I see you posted 4 hours or less ago, I will be going through every post you could have possibly posted within that time span and possibly show it to my friends.

For example, I just witnessed a Cruel King Ask Blog get his kidneys stolen by a kidney selling anon.

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OKAY FINE JUST STOP CRYING PLEASE

I have this dreadful feeling a certain friend of mine is rapidly approaching my account.

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no

I have this dreadful feeling a certain friend of mine is rapidly approaching my account.

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no

I have this dreadful feeling a certain friend of mine is rapidly approaching my account.

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OKAY YOU WIN WHAT DO YOU WANT

I have this dreadful feeling a certain friend of mine is rapidly approaching my account.

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PLEASE ENOUGH WITH THAT IMAGE

I have this dreadful feeling a certain friend of mine is rapidly approaching my account.

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where’s your proof

I have this dreadful feeling a certain friend of mine is rapidly approaching my account.

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NO I DIDNT NO I DIDNT

I have this dreadful feeling a certain friend of mine is rapidly approaching my account.

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NO NOT YOU NOOO

I have this dreadful feeling a certain friend of mine is rapidly approaching my account.

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I have this dreadful feeling a certain friend of mine is rapidly approaching my account.

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Let’s all be real, 3 is the safest bet. Got headphones? You’re set. Cruel King wouldn’t be flat out rude or violent, no. First of all, he’s a dead ghost guy who’s pretty chill (no pun intended) if you’re not threatening him or his kingdom, I’m sure he’d be able to handle Megaphone Man, too.

Speaking of which, if you have headphones and just blast music through them to where others can’t hear it but you can’t hear Megaphone Man, you’re set. Therefore, seat 3 is your SAFEST and BEST bet.

If not, seat 6 and hope you live. Thats the second safest bet.

this image is so fucking funny to me because this gotta be the worst fucking plane ride ive seen. no one is making out of this plane alive