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I just noticed my darling baby boy (cat) sitting in his little loft bed about 5 inches away from the most delightful sunbeam, so I scooted it into the sunlight for him and he looked me with the biggest widest expression. I don’t think he knew that was an option. I think I just blew his whole little mind

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Gonna be petty and not address her till she gets the hint :3

I love being silly and not talking to people who’ve done nothing wrong when I myself feel bad precisely because they’ve done nothing lol

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Not bad for something I wrote while in pain and about to pass out

I won’t lie

I’m convinced

You do not like me very much.

Your touch begs to differ

Your hugs claim I’m wrong

Text me

Tell me I am wrong

Make a liar of me

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I won’t lie

I’m convinced

You do not like me very much.

Your touch begs to differ

Your hugs claim I’m wrong

Text me

Tell me I am wrong

Make a liar of me

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This is so funny it's tearing me apart

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MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR HYPERFIXATION

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I hate when I open a drawing app and try drawing something and then it looks bad. to solve this issue instead of opening my drawing app I simply lay down, do nothing, and feel a combination of guilt/shame. this is a skill I am much more practiced at

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Guys it’s my last tumblr post with my wisdom teeth 💔🦷

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i wanted to check in, do people know that I'm a trans girl and that I meow sometimes? i think it's an important thing that people should know about me

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Calvin's parents decide to take a Hawai'ian vacation. They're not sure how much of it their son will tolerate but they would like to do at least a few things that involve sandy beaches and scenic cycling routes. They are therefore pleased when Calvin seems to make friends with a local girl about his own age and the two of them run off to play

Now, from Calvin's point of view what has happened is that he spotted actual aliens, and starts trying to bring this to the attention if the adults. But the tourists are like, "that's nice, go shoot 'em with your water gun, have a good time," and the locals are like, "yeah, they're an older couple who decided to retire here. Happens all the time." Eventually, it becomes clear that Spaceman Spiff is going to have to handle it himself.

From Lilo's point of view, Jumba and Pleakley are her gay uncles, do you mind? Calvin does mind, and so the two of them spend the rest of the afternoon terrorizing Kaua'i in the effort to destroy one another while the aliens alternate between bailing them out of trouble and attempting to escape.

Hobbes and Stitch, meanwhile, are calmly playing checkers and drinking non-alcoholic margaritas.

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I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

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You go mom. Slay

i cant believe that there's still gamergate STANK on games that women enjoy. NASTY misogyny residue. stardew valley is in fact a video game. animal crossing is also a video game. so are otome games and dating sims and twee little cozy games. sometimes a bitch doesnt wanna play bloodborne that shit's hard

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