Suh, dude. My name is Swagmaster and I speak for the trees.
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(guy who hasnt eaten today voice) no no im fine its just yknow the horrors. yeah theyre unending again
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when you're having a rough time but your friend is having a rougher time and you still want to support them
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Ibuki, peering around the corner to check on Louis in the bar:
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Todd Howard, the amount of salmon you’ve placed into ponds with no river access to the sea is atrocious
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kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”
no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A. you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies
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me after 3 hours sleep
mother : are you all right? me :
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