Hey there! I'm Cass, I enjoy an abundance of activities and hobbies! I am currently in the process of starting up my own business. I will post a link to my Etsy when I get everything set up! 21 Saggitarius
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*store closes at 10:00 pm*
Customer at 9:59 pm:
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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
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human: *is heating up food*
alien: why are you doing that?
human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency
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Being in a room with straight people talking about straight things is so exhausting.
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love that the tumblr app won’t send me notifications when I get a message or inbox but has just decided to start telling me “xxx blog just posted something!” 8 times a day
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my aunt is pissed shes ranting on how # is an ampersand and not ‘hashtag’ I have never seen her so revved up on something so??????
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my sister is doing an essay for her finance course about bitcoin and her introduction is basically defining currency and equal payments.
so i told her to add alchemy’s first law of equivalent exchange. she just sent me the essay to look over it and
she fucking did.
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The fbi man behind my webcam whenever I reblog “fbi man who’s spying on me” memes:
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Dwarves shit huge and pee little… elves pee large and shit barely at all
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when the DMT hits and the machine elves beckon you into their colorful fractal cave
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my entire life changed when my dentist told me that the only time my teeth should be touching is when i’m chewing. every single time my teeth are touching i have to separate them. and i noticed that i clench my teeth a LOT.
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if Dog’s are Man’s Best Friend cat’s are man’s favorite roommate who showed up one night to eat our food from our fridge and decided to stay
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me doing math in high school:
me doing math now:
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my favorite thing about brooklyn 99 is that my favorite character is literally whichever character happens to be speaking at any given moment they’re all so good
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