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Ann | 22 | she/theyCompletely normal dude who doesn’t have a coronation street hyperfix.
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#I’m convinced that they very recently updated Lisa’s wardrobe because. girl was wearing the same shirts for so long#and now she’s randomly debuting new* fits#*new being a slightly different shirt than usual.#baby girl has no range and I respect that
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#help guys we lost her!!#baby girl you are at work!!!#she is considering chucking a mattress down!!!#I just cannot get over her face. the biggest dumbest gay in all of Manchester!!!!!
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getting my yearning surgically removed tomorrow
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Oh Carla Connor’s endless love and support for every traumatised young woman she comes across!! The same care she was never afforded, but all that means is that she knows how much it’s needed!!!! It’s fine!!!! It’s fine!!!
#I’m sorry but for all Lisa’s shit about making the world safer for women? Carla’s the one out there changing young women’s lives.#Carla you are probably an angel or smth.#it just#dude it gets me every time#she has so much love to give. so much passion for protecting vulnerable women#coronation street#carla connor
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There is nothing going on behind her eyes!!!!! Brain: off. Head: empty. Girlfriend: hot!!
#Lisa swain we all know you’re a dumb little simp with a praise kink it’s ok#she’s so disgustingly down bad for this woman#Carla I hope you understand the power you currently wield#she could be like oooo you wanna blow up parliament so bad#and Lisa would go 🫡 yes ma’am#coronation street#swarla#sorry I have so many thoughts abt this episode ugh
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Oh I have to go to England tomorrow!!!! But how can I pack when there are coronation street gay people in my brain!!!!!
#Carla Connor you will pay for what you’ve done to my brain.#I just. the hair. god baby girl you are addicted!!! get help!!!!#coronation street
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CORONATION STREET | June 25, 2025
#THE BLANK ENTIRELY HYPNOTISED LOOK ON LISAS FACE YEAH GIRL I GET IT#SHE COULD NOT DENY THIS WOMAN ANYTHING#CARLAS STUPID LITTLE SMILE WHEN SHE KNOWS SHES WON#WHY ARE WE EATING SO UNBELIEVABLY GOOD RN#THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT. THERES A DUDE ON A LADDER OUTSIDE MY WINDOW#WE JUST MADE EYECONTACT AND IT WAS HORRIBLE#HE DOESNT KNOW IM LESBIANING OUT RN#(IM NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT HES DOING EITHER)
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the fact that lisa’s character is what it is also because of the grief she’s gone through and keeps going through and yet, people are going on about her grieving for long enough already is baffling to me.
i get it, it can feel repetitive or like the writing is going in circles but that’s how grief is in real life. progress isn’t linear, it takes time and it’s often one step forward and three steps back. change happens in the long run and it doesn’t involve forgetting or not talking about our dead loved one anymore. unfortunately you don’t get over losing your wife in a traumatic way by falling in love with a new person, even if you were to find out years later that your partner wasn’t who you thought they were. there is no expiration date on grieving.
and carla has gone through grief herself enough times and is emotionally intelligent enough to understand that “giving lisa an ultimatum” would be absolutely harmful for lisa and absolutely pointless for the relationship. carla entered this relationship knowing lisa carries a heavy burden and she probably always will. lisa’s grief is lisa’s responsibility, meaning she has to take the necessary steps to avoid having it impact carla or the relationship or everyone else around her. but once lisa is doing the work, we can’t punish her for still going on about her dead wife. from what we can see, carla isn’t and she’s been amazing at supporting her. it’d be much much weirder if becky had been mentioned once and never again, like that woman, her love and her death, has shaped lisa’s personality.
#this is what I was complaining about yesterday#I realised that a lot of people only care about Lisa as far as she pertains to swarla and not as her own complex character#which is so sad and reductive#like is your ideal romance plot just two completely sanitised blank slate characters?#the way these character’s complex pasts inform their current behaviour and the way they’re navigating this relationship is really engaging#if you allow it to be!!!#carla literally says this in the car scene. the grief doesn’t disappear. you just find a way to live round it#that’s what we’re seeing Lisa do right now#trying to learn to live again
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I'm your tumblr crush now. You don't have a choice.
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I do not understand the people (twitter users) who are so vehemently against any story surrounding Becky. Sorry you don’t want to see Lisa Swain crushed under the weight of grief and guilt! Just say you’re boring next time!
#I hope they make her worse!!! die mad about it#on a serious note I don’t understand people who’re like why are they still talking about Becky!!#dude Lisa was with her for over a decade and doesn’t have full closure over her death. NO SHIT THATS STILL GONNA AFFECT HER#boooo you’re all so boring! I for one want to find out every single detail about Lisa’s past so I can rotate it in my brain forever#if you really loved her you’d want to poke her with a stick and watch her suffer <3#coronation street#swarla
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I have been. Contemplating this look all day. I may never recover.
#I’m so sorry for being violently gay I cannot help it#we need more going out swain looks!!!#I know this absolute specimen doesn’t own a single short sleeved item of clothing#(she’d be too powerful w her arms out)#coronation street#swarla
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This tracks so hard. Nina is entirely the sort of person to do mushrooms once at a festival and be Really annoying about it for the rest of her life
#hello tag readers. I need to take you on the journey I had whilst thinking about the#I was like haha it’s funny that Nina doesn’t have anyone in her age bracket so she hangs about with the 18-20s#and then I was like wow same in reverse is true for Betsy#like why would they want a minor kicking about with them? so unrealistic smh#and then. I thought about it for an extra pico second#and remembered my over 18 friends bringing me to the club when I was 16#I WAS BETSY. I WAS THE BETSY OF THE FRIEND GROUP.#I WAS THE TOKEN BABY EVERYONE INVITED TO THE FUNCTION FOR SOME REASON#which!! means from experience I can say Bets was probably actually pretty safe#they do not let the token baby take drugs!!#sorry for doubting you coronation street this is actually 100% accurate to life as a British teenager.#coronation street
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I put this in tags the other day but I really can’t get over the idea that Carla spent her whole life just wanting to stroke the hair of every pretty girl she met and just. Assuming that was a totally heterosexual and platonic desire to have.
#LIKE SHE DOES IT SO OFTEN YOU CANT CONVINCE ME SHES NOT THOUGHT ABOUT IT HER WHOLE ASS LIFE#I’m so convinced she just. never considered the possibility that she could like women#so she’d just have very gay thoughts and be like yep! that’s just what normal straight people are like!!!#like she’d get fascinations with women and wanna touch them and be close to them…. in a total non homosexual way!!!#swarla#coronation street#carla connor
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Aadi tripping over the stairs whilst talking to Lisa? Me too buddy, me too.
#if either of these women looked at me I’d spontaneously combust.#idk how dude didn’t crumble with the two of them staring him down!!!#and you Asha!! I know you were dykeing out don’t play with me#swarla#coronation street
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Ohhhh the Big Bad DS Swain occasionally becoming an excitable puppy around her girlfriend!!! Let’s all launch ourselves into the sun!!!!
#I need this woman studied in a lab!!!#her little come on!! come on!!!#the formidable detective to stupid lover girl pipeline is real and she should embrace it#swarla#coronation street
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CORONATION STREET | June 23, 2025
#perpetually early gf vs fashionably late gf#do not invite Lisa swain to the function she will turn up 4 hours early#you know this woman is a nightmare to go on holiday with#they’re just so cute ugh!!!!!#she’s just so excited to go out with her girlfriend!!!
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CORONATION STREET | June 23, 2025
#ohhh the way these idiots cannot stop flirting and touching each other for even ten seconds!!!!#you know these mfers will be 80 and still acting like smitten teenagers
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