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gwyndolin is a beautiful woman, and I find myself compelled to her despite everything, but I cannot abide her role in the church. I can tolerate, and even develop affections for a degree of religious neuroticism, but shes on some vatican black ops shit, shes got knights on every block of anor londo sliming dissenters for god king and father (all of whom happen to be the same guy, I might add!) to say nothing of the citywide propaganda hologram. with all that in mind, gold pine resin'd up snakejob, milady ?
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it's crazy how much we have in common. feels like i've known you all my life. hey would you say unending solitude is more like a sinkhole or an idle gnawing lol
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i think morgott is transphobic
#mohg slips up on the pronouns a couple times but gets it right eventually.#morgott white knuckles the cane and thinks the f slur every time he sees the executor
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you ever been milked big time?
I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years
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religious porn artist: thank you god for guiding my hand to draw this porn of jalter.
atheist porn artist: through my own skills and labor, this porn of jalter is my magnum opus.
agnostic porn artist: no one knows for sure if there is porn of jalter.
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do you feel lonely. do you feel unappreciated. do you want to know if anyone enjoys you.
put your arms out in right angles so your hands go upwards. ask the question that's been hurting you for a long time.
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this kid at the grocery store crying like bluey got shot
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Got a job for you, e621. We are going to need you to jack off to objectum tags only today. No mind_control, no intelligence_loss, no leaking_through_clothing. It’ll be rough, but you’ve toppled harder already. Prove that you can keep doing it.
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