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Joe Biden has a message for fraternity guys

If you don’t stop your brother from raping a girl, you are an accomplice 

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Can we get yearly updates on this so we know when they reunite and get married?

Me:

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So it begins...

what’s today’s mood

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Midnight Curiosity

Two nights ago, I get a text at 9pm saying: I thought I lost my contacts, who is this? I ignored it. Then at 3AM they called me using private. I ignored the call the first two times. I answered the third thinking maybe it was an emergency. Me: Are you dying? Man: What? No, who is this? Me: Are you fucking kidding me?! Its three in the fucking morning! Then after blocking the number because they called me using the number they texted me with, they called me five more times in private. Which were ignored thanks to the do not disturb. Last night at midnight same shit. Morgan texts me and says, hey its morgan. I do not reply. So they way until almost one in the morning to call. The fucking flashing lights on my phone wake me up. And I text back, fuck off and they tell me to calm down since they got the wrong number. I want justice!!! Anyone wanna call these ppl at odd hours of the night and ruin their sleep? I have nothing to pay you with other than gratitude. 3AM caller#: 773 746 5699 1AM caller#: 773 209 8782. Won't someone teach them to not make stupid calls at night? And if you fuckers who called see this I hate you with every fiber of my being for waking me from my slumber. I wish a thousand nights of horrible sleep for you. Fuck you.

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"Faggot"

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black twitter will live forever

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Aladdin

I was watching the movie and I couldn't help but think... if Aladdin had been honest when they're in Mulan's ending scene and she asks for the truth, they could've avoided everything. Aladdin can just wish for Jafar to have his powers taken away before he's arrested and he'd still have a third wish to free the genie. Aaaand he'd still be a prince and eligible to marry the princess

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People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

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Dentist

Do ppl still go to the dentist? Or do you just wait until its an emergency like the dr?

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recess for my people

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im teaching piano to a 4 year old who lives across the road and im loving it mostly because today she told me “i’m little but one day i’m going to be tall like you”. i’m 5'1 i haven’t been called tall ever in my life. i almost started crying

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The real question is why does spongebob choose to stay by his side?

Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch

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I’m screaming

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Level ?

So seeing this guy and we've been....whatever you call it for a year and now hes sexting and idk how to reply. Him: I want to feel your breath on me and your sweet soft skin brushing against my quivering member Me: yeah, let's fuck...