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normalize girls picking their shorts out of their crotch on these hot summer days

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Doing this to all of you

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“we need more weird queers!” you guys can barely handle a hairy woman

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One advantage of not really having a strong sense of gender identity is that you’re very [shrug emoji] about how people gender you. Sometimes people call me by she/her pronouns and sometimes they go with he/him pronouns and on the internet people often default to they/them, and neither option is entirely right but also, fuck if I know what would be right, and I don’t particularly care. Therefore I’m perfectly happy to outsource my gender identity to the people around me who actually need to figure out which box to put me in. I don’t need to talk about myself in third person, so really my pronouns sound like a you problem.

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"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

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if the "boop" exists next to your name and it's on my dash, you're getting booped. i'm sorry but i do make these rules

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god i miss the time when even the most basix tv show would still get five seasons. I dont need my shows to defy the genre or smh i want something middle of the road for ten seasons cause i like to get attached to characters okay

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I've changed my stance on rpf. it's actually a moral imperative to write fic about John Oliver, it's enrichment for him

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She's a ten but she's misinterpreted Abed Nadir as cold and uncaring, which actually makes her a zero

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I think we should have a turn of phrase for "I'm not in the right, but I AM annoyed with this situation, so I just need to go bitch to a friend about this before I suck it up and go do the right thing" because more and more I'm finding this is a critical element of functional adulthood.

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reblog for a bigger garden :)

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if its sausage im gonna end up on the fucking news