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rewatching the rookie and i got so mad about jackson's murder i wrote a scathing review of the episode on imdb. which i have literally never done in my life before. i'll never not be angry about how they treated him the whole way through.

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"Is Hannibal...in love with me?" are you fucking serious right now

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bob being excited to dress up with tina and wearing makeup and a costume and doing tina's makeup for the vampire movie i love them so much

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this season the teens just look way too clean and it bothers me so much. they haven't had a proper shower for over a year and yet their skin is clear and polished, and their hair is neat and shiny? one of the things i loved about the first season was how they were really gritty and dirty and rough. this season they don't even have cracked lips

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gene belcher is absolutely genderfluid i love that little freak so much

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i think we can all agree louise belcher is an ACAB girly

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i really want joan to stick around so she can flirt with everyone but hetty is the only one who gets super flustered and has an awakening

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homelander genuinely gives me anxiety just looking at him. i cannot

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i used to love shauna so much but this season she just makes me so deeply angry

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i love resident alien so much. truly not a single bad character in the main ensemble.

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why does sammy talk like he's a ghost talking through a spirit box lol

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rewatching yellowjackets before new episodes and oh my god i hate jackie so much what a spoiled brat i wanna punch her in the face

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bree should have gotten her pussy eaten by a feral lesbian at least once

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growing up is realizing susan is the worst of the main characters on desperate housewives and edie was unfairly treated

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interesting how they're gonna invoke the name of glee in the same episode they break up buck & tommy when they've been treating them the exact way glee treated their queer couples. how's that a six months anniversary when they've had about one on-screen kiss, never been allowed to share a bed, and never even been allowed to sit next to each other as to not upset the machismo viewers so disgusting fuck right off

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i want don to punch pete so bad (((:

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i'm on first ep of first ever mad men watch and it's already so clear to me that don draper is just so so so autistic