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im a shark

smooth and submerged

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Bruce Rubin

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Elephant picking up a cannon

-Wild Animals 1909

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Stop discouraging bililionairs from living their dreams. You want to get on an expiriiimentl summersible and see titanic? Live your truth.

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Help I cant stop crash my car because I refuse to pook at ads n there’s so many billboards

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Me, fighting against gravity my whole life: help im in pain.

Me, getting into a body of water for the first time: I am weightless I am beiatiful I am sleek

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I’ve had many past lives. In some I was important in some I lived a happy life but one thing always remains the same.. z .fat tittiez

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Driving a truck jus t tells the world that you’re into autoerotic asphyxiation but you’re too scared to do it any other way than global warming. Cowards.

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My tractor left me to math in the big leagues. Absolutely gutted.

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I’m sorry, girl. Your boyfriend isn’t as heteroflexible as I thought and he snapped in half.

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Girls will say "I just need to lie down for a little while" and then sink into a muddy river and get all their hard.tissues replaced with mineral deposits

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there are several genera of bark beetle that naturally have big weird pits in their face, but the genus Hylocurus really takes the cake when it comes to big weird face holes

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Ever since I first heard the word grotto I knew it was a valuable word. When I first heard the word grotto I knew it could be used for great things. The word grotto refers to a cavity in the earth. The word grotto means a small hole or cavern in rock or other substrate like ice, especially when used as shelter. The word grotto is related to crypt, and it is related to grotesque. Grottoes can also be built. Artificial grottoes are sometimes built in gardens. Sometimes people live in grottoes. There have been people that go into grottoes and live in them. There have been people that lived in a grotto for a long time. Sometimes people store food and other supplies in grottoes. Sometimes there are religious things in grottoes. People like to put items in grottos for safekeeping, because grottoes are useful for shelter. When I first saw the word grotto I knew it had a lot of meaning and meant something special. When I think of grottoes I think they are unique.

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The main difference between Thee Oh Sees and King Gizzard is the average Oh Sees song is called something like "Frog Slicer" and is about a guy that's gonna eat your dog but the average King Gizzard song is called something like "Transposon" and is about a robot from hell

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i hate shark slander. theyre literally just sitting in their own living room

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