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Bright Horizon - Ashton Irwin a.u

Senior year is hard enough without your whole life taking a tumble.

This is exactly what happens to Ashton Irwin when he meets a girl at a party and accidentally can't get her out of his head. It should have been simple enough, find her, get to know her, and take it from there.

However, life has a way of throwing you a curveball just when you think you have everything planned out and that certainly is the case of pretty much everything in Ashton's life.

When worlds collide it will become more obvious than ever that you can never fully be I control because Nothing is ever simple and nothing stays the same.

But what fun would it be if everything stays the same.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&work_search%5Bquery%5D=bright+horizon+-+ashton+irwin

https://www.wattpad.com/story/219653792-bright-horizon-ashton-irwin-au

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A’s Writing Prompts!Reblog or like if you wanna use these, they aren’t too original! But I can never come up with full imagines/drabbles so message me what you wanna read and I’ll try to deliver!

1. “That’s starting to get annoying”

2. “Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”

3. “You can’t just sit there all day!”

4. “I’m too sober for this.”

5. “I’m not here to make friends.”

6. “I need a place to stay.”

7. “Well that’s tragic.”

8. “You’re seriously like a man-child!”

9. “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too”

10. “The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”

11. “Dear diary…”

12. “She’s hiding behind the sofa.”

13. “I lost our baby.”

14. “They’re so cute…when they’re asleep.”

15. “I’d kill for coffee…literally.”

16. “You’re getting crumbs on my bed!”

17. “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion!”

18. “What’s the matter sweetheart?”

19. “You’re satan.”

20. “I don’t want to hear your excuse! You can’t just give me wet-willies!”

21. “I’m bulletproof…but please don’t shoot me.”

22. “Did you just hiss at me?”

23. “Do you really need all that candy?”

24. “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you aren’t having vodka.”

25. “I swear I’m not crazy!”

26. “The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”

27. “No. Regrets.”

28. “How drunk was I?”

29. “How is my wife more badass than me?”

30. “Be you. No one else can.”

31. “I haven’t slept in ages.”

32. “I locked the keys in the car.”

33. “Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”

34. “You work for me. You are my slave.”

35. “Take your medicine.”

36. “They’re monsters.”

37. “Welcome to fatherhood.”

38. “Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”

39. “It’s your turn to make dinner.”

40. “The kids…they ambushed me.”

41. “Sorry isn’t going to keep my from kicking your ass!”

42. “Stop being so cute.”

43. “I feel like I can’t breath.”

44. “You need to see a doctor.”

45. “You’re getting a vasectomy. That’s final.”

46. “It was a joke! Baby I swear!”

47. “Dogs don’t wear clothes!”

48. “Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”

49. “If you can’t sleep…and I can’t sleep…that obviously means we have to have sex.”

50. “Here, take my blanket.”

51. “You’re bleeding all over my floor!”

52. “I’m not wearing a dress!”

53. “I’m not wearing a tie!”

54. “I don’t want you to stop.”

55. “I want a pet.”

56. “Don’t argue, just do it.”

57. “Please put your penis away!”

58. “Enough with the sass.”

59. “Don’t give me that look.”

60. “You want me to give it back?”

61. “Make me.”

62. “Like what you see?”

63. “I didn’t know you were so sensitive.”

64. “We’re in public…ya know?”

65. “Once I start I might not be able to finish.”

66. “You’re in trouble now.”

67. “First one to make a noise loses.”

68. “This is mine. So is this. And this. And this. Especially this.”

69. “Don’t kink shame me!”

70. “I’m going to go put clothes on before I ‘distract’ you again.”

71. “Just let me finish this and I swear to you I’ll go down on you until you cum three times.”

72. “If you distract me one more time, you won’t be able to walk for a week.”

73. “Want some help?”

74. “Are you listening to me?”

75. “Yeah no, I was too busy undressing you in my mind.”

76. “What’s my name?”

77. “Sorry…just the noise you just made was…really hot.”

78. “Who said it had to be on a bed?”

79. “Yeah���yeah he’s/she’s 100% an innocent little…bean.”

80. “How do I look?”

81. “I’m sure I can get some kind of sexual gratification if I just stare at them…hard enough.”

82. “Don’t ruin my sofa.”

83. “I’m gonna strangle you.”

84. “Oooh kinky.”

85. “You look a bit tied up. Want me to come back later?”

86. “Those two are like…rabbits or some shit.”

87. “Cause if you did, we’re having sex. Right now.”

88. “Do you think they can hear us?”

89. “Yes! We can!”

90. “Did you just trip?”

91. “You look sexy already. Now stop before you hurt yourself.”

92. “God you’re so cocky…I love it.”

93. “I’m gonna need a safe word before you pull shit like that again.”

94. “Why did we think this was a good idea?”

95. “Where did you get a baby?”

96. “It’s not fair!”

97. “How the hell did you of all people come up with that?”

98. “You’re not as innocent as I thought you were.”

99. “Just please…no birds.”

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anyways the version of much ado about nothing starring catherine tate and david tennant as beatrice and benedick is a Classic. david tennant’s benedick is FULL chaotic dumbass, and catherine tate’s beatrice is past being full of rage and is completely done with everyone from the very beginning. plus, they just work off each other so well. 

not to mention the costumes and props. benedick in drag? BENEDICK IN JORTS AND A SUPERMAN SHIRT? beatrice wearing a suit? beatrice swaggering around with a beer in her hand, while benedick sips on pink, fruity cocktails? benedick writing his love song to beatrice on one of those stupid little electric keyboards? unparalleled artistry. 

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“young adult dystopian novels are so unrealistic lmao like they always have some random teenage girl rising up to inspire the world to make change.”

a hero emerges 

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This Artist Reimagines Classic Paintings With God As A Black Woman And They’re Beautiful

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just watch this video after you read smut to cleanse your soul

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FOUR YEARS OF FOUR (17 November 2014)

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LOOKING FOR ALASKA HEADERS

please like/reblog when using or saving

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“What you must understand about me is that I’m a deeply unhappy person.”

— John Green, Looking for Alaska

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Ashton Irwin is a fucking incredible drummer reblog if you agree

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i’m fine really..

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i like to remind myself of this everytime i read smut and you should too.

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Hilda by Duane Bryers

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If you’re European, in a couple of weeks you will be denied any and all access to fandom contents on Tumblr and everywhere else on the internet. Here’s why.

On June, 20th the JURI of European Parliament approved of the articles 11 and 13 of the new Copyright Law. These articles are also known as the “Link Tax” and the “Censorship Machines” articles.

Articles 13 in particular forces every internet platform to filter all the contents we upload online, ending once and for all the fandom culture. Which means you won’t be able to upload any type of fandom works like fan arts, fan fictions, gif sets from your favourite films and series, edits, because it’s all copyrighted material. And you won’t also be able to share, enjoy or download other’s contents, because the use of links will be completely restricted.

But not everything’s lost yet. There’s another round of voting scheduled for the early days of July.

What you can do now to save our internet, is to share these informations with all of your family members and friends, and to ask to your MEP (the members of the European Parliament from your country) to vote NO at the next round, to vote against articles 11 and 13.

Here you can find more news and all the details to contact your MEP:

https://saveyourinternet.eu

Also, sign and share this petition:

https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet?recruiter=50668942&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial

We have just a couple of weeks to stop this complete madness, don’t let them dictating the way we enjoy our internet.

#SaveYourInternet now!